Ask Dr. Zoidberg
Hello, my good friends!
Doctor Zoidberg here, your friendly Planet Express doctor. I was perusing though
my electronic mail facility the other day and realised
I don't get any
that many of you may have many, many questions that you want answered, but are
unsure as to where to turn. Well, seeing as that I am a professional and highly
respected doctor with many surviving patients and no pending lawsuits or malpractice
suits, I might as well donate a few moments of my time in helping answer those
things that others may not be willing to answer. So if you're curious about
anything medical, or even things that aren't (such as food!) please simply send
your old pal Zoidberg an electronic mail letter by clacking (Hehehehe... Zoidberg!
Master of the pun!) my name below. I will try to answer anything you ask and
will post the responses here for all to benefit from my vast experience and
Thank you, and feel free to send any food or, failing that, pictures of food
you can as well. Look forward to hearing from you.
- Dr. John Zoidberg, M.D.
P.S. Please send something! I'm so lonely... *sniffle*
1) 16th September, 2007
2) 1st October, 2007
3) 14th November, 2007
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6) 24th November, 2008