Anthology of Interest III
By Steven Gurman
Planet Express Random ROom
What-If-Machine is Surrounded by the entire Planet Express Crew including Scruffy.
Everyone today is the Annual Anthology of Interest. A fun filled day with, mass
amount of announcing, and tons of fake stories that end upwith death and Sorrow.
to the Calendar. January 4 Says Anthology of Interest. January 5th says Mass
Suicide Booth Day.
a fun filled week.
Pick me Pick me oh oh.
annoying young lad with the oranges in his hair.
would like to ask the What-If Machine a question.
hell would you like to ask? You already know what life would be like if
it was a video game. You Nerd.
like to know what if I was a robot.
Fry would like to know what if he was a robot.
Int.Planet Express Random Machine Room
walks in and no ones in the room. He looks around.
if I use the Reverse Fossilitation machine on my self I can become a Robot.
No better RoboCop. Wait Wait Even Better the Terminator.Hehehehe.
puts a small loop in a string and places it over the Electric Handle to turn
on the machine. He walk over to the metal table and pulls the string. Electicity
starts rifling through him. The Electicity stops. Nothing happened.
hell I thought through some no way possible miracle of science it would turn
me into an unstoppable machine. Sent Foward in time to help the love life of
one eyed lucky lady.
Int. PLanet Express Meeting Room
Whole Crew is sitting at the table.
everyone we have recieved a shipment of old weapons circa 1990.
Professor pulls out a gun. One shot fires quickly. Everyone looks around Zoidberg
is still. Everyone Gasps.
Annoying weird sound he makes)
Oh you guys you should of seen your faces it was worth a whole warm meal.
a warm meal 5 no food for five days.
I talking to a brick wall no humor you have.
wrong with your eye?
has a weird cut up eye which now is all red and glowing.
What are you talking about I'm fine.
in this mirror.
looks into the mirror.
am the terminator it worked.
the way fry can u pick up Cubert and Dwight. Take the company hovercar.
Ext. School of New New York
and Cubert are standing out side of their school waiting to get pick up.
A hover car comes flying out of no where and slams on the breaks in front of
the school with the window down.
me you want to Live.
just get in.
Ext. Random Street
and Bender are walking down a street talking
this whole being a robot is as cool as you'd think. Yeah you get to have a cool
saying every now and then but everything else. Eh
you get to beat up chumps out of stuff like these guys.
a Girl Scout table selling cookies.
Give me everything you got.
grabs all the cookies and Money.
Girl Scout pulls out a gun and shoot Fry. Fry Drops. Girl Scout takes off her
the P.F.T.W.O.G.S. or other known as Police For the Wellfare of girl Scouts.
come closer I need to tell you something.
goes right up to his face Fry gets up a little.
back. haha that was awesome Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
hovered over Frys body holds up his hands.
EXPRESS RANDOM MACHINE ROOM
Whole Crew is still standing around the machine.
was a horrible written parody of a movie done a 1000 years ago. This Machine
makes me sick.
whole crew turn around to see Fry trying to throw the looped string onto the
Handle of the Reverse Fossilitation Machine. Everyone runs over to him.
gets pulled off the machine and they all go back to the machine.
all my life I wanted to know what it would be like if Zoidberg was the Head
Honcho of Planet Express and the Cooliest.
be arranged maybe?
But I will ask the question since you have never had a turn at the How many
ways we can watch people die machine.
wants to know what if He was the Cooliest and the Head Honcho of Planet Express.
PLANET EXPRESS MEETING ROOM
whole Crew is sitting around the table. Zoidberg Walks into the room.
Zoidberg our Favorite Boss.
don't I don't deserve that applause. Anyway Good News Everyone. since me becoming
the owner of Planet Express and the entire world I have made some Strict rules.
But I know our are all my friends and we will all have to work through these
you lousy piece of garbage resign your no good at this Job and you treat everyone
Do I really my friend Hermes. Take him away.
Guards carry off Hermes away.
Int. Hidden Room in Empty Locker(FEATURED
IN kING AND FRY)
except Zoidberg and Hermes are in the secret room.
to do something about this creepo Zoidberg.
over earth making every do slavelabor.
everyone the professor has made a machine to save the day.
it? huh huh
Gun. A high Powered Rifle Laser.
it i'll Kill President Zoidberg.
hour isn't Zoidberg going out to walk nibbler that he stole from you Leela.
when we should do it.
the perfect chance to use the Angry Dome.
Int. Angry Dome
is there ready to shoot Zoidberg walks out of Planet Express with Nibbler.
Zoidberg Falls down.
Int. Random Machine Room
Standing in front of the What-If-Machine.
you guys killed me. I also get the suckiest and shortest What-If story ever.
does match your describtion. Any way any one that I like have a question
that they would like to ask the What-If Machine.
like to know what if I was was somehow forced to live with the mutants.
Machine Amy would like to know what if she was forced to live with the mutants.
Express Television ROom
and Morbo are on the T.V
Mutant News. New study's results have come in that the Asian Race of thought
to be humans are actually mutants.
will miss Fortune Cookies very much.
there has been a nation wide round up of all asians to be relocated to the sewers.
INT.PLANET EXPRESS TELEVISION ROOM
whole crew is there.
how could this happen I'm hideous in a matter of seconds.
thats what happened Amy.
Leela gets to stay and i have to go. Thats bullshit.
do you have a problem with it now you never had in the past.
now it involves me.
barge in and grab Amy. Fry walks into the room. He has tape on his eyes slanting
them side ways to look of asian descent.
Theres another one.
Police grab fry
was a joke see.
off the tape.
he's a transformer.
he a more intelligent Mutant.
Amy are walking down a wooden path and meet up with Munda and Morris.
Leela told me everything you guys are welcome to stay with us until you get
this all sorted out or when someone flushes down a house.
Good Luck. I needed 1 nail for 2 years finally got one then hit it wrong and
were suposed to encourage them.
are all sitting around drinking tea or something that looks like tea.
long have you guys lived down here.
lives. We were born here as mutants and we will die here as mutants.
so how do we get out of here.
where do you want to go?
easy just make a right, right past our house. Walk for about 5 minutes then
you will see a ladder going up it leads you right into Planet Express.
you scary mutant parents of leela.
Int. PLanet Express Ship room
and Amy get up from the the sewers the professor is standing there.
been expecting you. What have both of you learned from this little adventure.
INT. RANDOM MACHINE ROOM
are all staning around the What-If Machine.
was a distgusting, racist piece of shit story. I think somehow Zoidberg with
his question screwed up the machine.
goes another year of uninteresting stories and big wastes of time.
goes to me never getting picked.
goes to another year of not getting picked
goes to another year of not getting picked
get picked this time and in fract every year.