Futurama

Fan Fiction

So Easy A Caveman Could Do It, part 4
By Steven Gurman

Courtsey of The Futurama Fan Forum

INT. PLANET EXPRESS Random Room

The Ice is slowly Melting away from the Frozen Fry.

Professor

Just a Little Longer. Wait For it. Wait For it.

Ding A Buzzer goes off.

PROFESSOR

Its Done.

FRY

How long til we'll know who I am?

PROFESSOR

Just a Little Longer now about 1 minute.

Professor takes out a big Syringe and stabs the now unfrozen fry. he takes the Blood and puts it into another machine.

PROFESSOR

Now this machine should be able to tell us almost everything about him in about Now.

A paper comes out of the machine. The Professor looks at it and reads it.

FRY

Whats it say whats it say we have already gone through 30 pages to get to this point and 3 parts.

PROFESSOR

Oh my, it seems to be you. An exact Replica. It seems that you have a clone of some sorts. Just with no Pulse this Fry is dead.

FRY

What does that mean how does something like that happen.

PROFESSOR

I don't Know Fry this is Extremely Odd.  Let Me check something.

LEELA

How are we going to tell who he is?

PROFESSOR

Good thing I have mad numerous Machines for things i thought I would never use.

Professor and Everyone walks up to a machine.

PROFESSOR

With this machine I will be able to tell from exactly what date this "Fry" is from.

Professor takes more blood from the body and puts it into the other machine.  A piece of Paper Come out.

PROFESSOR

This Fry died on February 14, 2003

LEELA

Thats a little over 3 years after Fry got frozen.

PROFESSOR

Yes, that is correct Leela. I have no more ideas the only other thing you guys could do is go back and look around the place you found this Fry.

Ext. Planet Express Ship in Space.

The ship lands on the surface of Pluto there are still Fires and Gun shot marks in the snow from the war. The Crew get off the ship.

LEELA

Alright I have the exact spot where we found the frozen fry saved into my wrist magigger. Its a Mile South of here.

EXT. Pluto Surface

Bender, Leela and Fry are all walking to the cave.

BENDER

So you guys want to make a bet on who the Frozen Fry is.

LEELA

Im going to say its Fry's Brother Yancies Son's Kid. He Followed in his dads footsteps and was the first person to land on Pluto.

FRY

Wrong the professor said it was me.

LEELA

Still you guys would have the same blood being related and all and it wouldn't be the first time one of the Professors Inventions Didn't work. Like the Finglonger what a piece of Junk.

BENDER

Up it looks like were here.

Int.Cave

They finally get to the end.

LEELA

Alright lets looks around this area for any clues to where that dead fry might of Come from.

Hours go by and Nothing.

BENDER

I got an Idea.  He pulls a Flamethrower out from his stomache and starts to melt away the ice where the frozen fry was.

A metal show up where Bender was melting the ice.  Bender goes and grabs it and pulls it out of the Ice.  There in Big letters reads Applied Cryogenics.

FRY

Oh my God thats where I was frozen back in 2000.

LEELA

We have to get back to planet express and show this to the professor.

INT. PLANET EXPRESS RANDOM ROOm

Professor, Leela, Bender and Fry are all in the room. The Professor is looking at the Metal sign saying Applied Cryogenics.

PROFESSOR

Oh, My it seems that this was your Frozen self Fry. How it got here gets me.

LEELA

how about we go down to where Used to work and check it out.

Int. Applied Cryogenics - Hall Way

On the Door Reads No Power Failures Since 2003 There Fry, Leela and Bender walk into an Office there in his desk is Mr.Ipgee.

MR.IPGEE

I'm sorry Leela your fired its been almost a 7 years. This is Unacceptable.

LEELA

Mr.Ipgee do you have any information for the the date Februaury 14, 2003.

MR.IPGEE

I'm sorry Leela but I don't have to do with any of the Cryogenics asked Terry.

Int. Cryogenics Lab

There are Frozen people in tubes all around the room.  Terry is in there. A guy comes out of one of the tubes.

TERRY

Welcome to the World of tommorow. Bathrooms that way.

Terry gives thumbs up to Fry.

TERRY

So Leela what can i do you for?

LEELA

We need the Files for the Date February 13, 2003.

TERRY

I'm afraid i can't do that.

BENDER

Can we atleast look at them

TERRY

Alright only because I like you guys.

Terry walkes over to a cabinet and pulls out a File.

TERRY

Here we go.

Bender Hits Terry over the head and Grabs the Files.

BENDER

Run

They all run out of the cryogenics Lab and into the Ship.

INT. PLANET EXPRESS RANDOM ROOM

Professor is all by himself when Leela, Bender, and Fry walk in and hand the File to the professor.

FRY

Here ya go professor see if you can find anything out from this file.

Professor starts to read it.

PROFESSOR

Oh my that’s very interesting. Wow that explains every thing.

FRY

What does it say? What does it Say?

PROFESSOR

Well it seems that on the date of February 14, 2003 there was a huge electrical Storm it wiped out the entire New York City.

BENDER

Whats that have to do with anything.

PROFESSOR

It seems that when the power went it caused some kind of Electical reaction duplication Fry's body and teleporting it onto Pluto.

FRY

Then Why did he Die.

PROFESSOR

Well if im correct which I think I am. While frozen in the Tube your body is hooked up to a lifesupport type machine with out that your body would completely shut down and you would die.

FRY

Oh my God so thats what that Frozen me its some Complicated Scienetific thingy. Interesting.

LEELA

Oh my God professor thats amazing.

PROFESSOR

Indeed it is. Indeed it is.

EXT. Pluto

Theres a small Egg.  It begins to hatch a small Penguin Comes out of it.

Annoucer

NOW YOU READ IT, AND NOW YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT.

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