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Fan Fiction

Fry's Fan Fic
By dinkdrinker

Did you ever say to yourself: 'Self, I think I would like to try and write fan fiction... but I'm afraid it would suck rotten eggs.'? Or possibly: 'I would like to write, but I bet people would think my story is the worst ever seen'?...

FEAR NOT!

For BEHOLD...

FRY'S FAN-FIC


FRY: Leela? Can I ask you a HUGE FAVOR!?

LEELA: (smiles coyly) Oh? HOW big? I think I can help you...

FRY: Oh THANK YOU, Leela! Can you be my beta reader for my fan-fic?

LEELA: (Taken aback, and a bit disappointed) F-fan-fic?

FRY: (sighs) Yeah- I already asked the Professor, but HE said only nerds and losers write fan-fics.

LEELA: Fan-fic. Right. Okay, Fry, I'll bite- a fan-fic for what? (she takes the notes from Fry and starts looking over them)

FRY: Hypno-toad!

LEELA: Fry? REALLY? Couldn't you have picked ANOTHER show to write fan fiction for? All you have down here is BUUUU


Z.

FRY: T-that's not true! (points to a line in the story) Right there it says BUU


!

BENDER/ZOIDBERG: (come in the room like zombies) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOOOAAAD...

LEELA: (looks up, questioningly, then rolls her eye) Also- you need to capitalize the 'B' in buuuuzzzzz here in the next...

FRY: But it's a continuation of the last thing he said!

LEELA: Well how the hell was I to know!?

BENDER/ZOIDBERG: MOOORE... REEEAAD MOOORE...

LEELA: Shut UP, you two! Okay, now, Fry- you'll also have to fix the spelling errors in the...

FRY: Oh come on! That's artistic license!

LEELA: 'BUZZ' does not have an 'E' in it!

FRY: Aw, come on! Just cut it shreds, why don't you?

LEELA: Fry... you asked me to help, and give an honest opinion...

BENDER/ZOIDBERG: WE LIIIKE IIIT... MOOORE PLEEAAASE...

LEELA: (reads some more) What the hell is this? 'BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ-BUUZZZ-BUUUZZZ!!!!'

FRY: He's excited! It shows emotion and...

BENDER/ZOIBERG: YESSS... ALL GLORY...

LEELA: SHOVE it, you two! Fry, just how long IS this...

FRY: Seventeen pages... give or take a few 'buzzes'. I can write MORE if you think...

BENDER/ZOIDBERG: MORE GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! WRITE MOOOORE!!!

LEELA: Fry, I'm sorry... I'm just not the person to be doing this. Besides, Hypno-toad isn't exactly a favorite of mine. Sorry, sweetie.

FRY: (sighs) Oh well, at least Bender and Zoidberg liked it...

BENDER/ZOIDBERG: (look at each other, and burst out laughing) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BENDER: You FELL for that? That was pure crap!

ZOIDBERG: That was worse than your crummy, opera, it was!

FRY: Aw, man, just stomp on me after knocking me down, guys. Now I feel bad...

ZOIDBERG: That story was bad, and you SHOULD feel bad! Hey! I can be a meme!

BENDER: Don't push it, Or I'll sell you to Red Lobster...

THE END

(Thank God)

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