Fan Fiction

The Kiss That Worked

Leela: You're not a tool-bot. You're not a foodmotron. You're not a robot of ANY kind!

Fry:(robot-like) Yes I am. I simply haven't discovered my primary function yet.

(He continues to unscrew the nut. Leela loses patience.)

Leela: OK! This has got to stop.

(She grabs Fry.)

Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Professor: You're going to do his laundry?

(Amy slaps him. Leela looks lovingly at Fry.)

Leela: Fry. This is for you.

(And she plants a wet,long kiss on Fry. His arms twitch a little. When Leela broke the kiss,Fry stared at Leela and smiled. Leela smiled back. Then finally...)

Fry:(human sounding)Thank you,Leela.

Amy: You brought him back, Leela.

Professor: This is amazing!

Fry: Thank you for kiss AND restoring my humanity, Leela.

(Leela turned bright red. She was happy to have Fry being human again. She hugged him. She whispered something into Fry's ear.)

Leela: (whisper) Fry. I so happy your not acting like a robot anymore.

Fry: So am I.