This part skips to right after "The Devil's Hands Are Idol Playthings."
Rating goes to PG-13, because of Sexual related business.
On with the show...
image of Cartoony Leela and Fry kissing
Leela: Fry, that's beautiful . It's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Fry: I... Well... now I don't have the devils hands so your opera was ruined. I'm sorry.
... Leela... where are you?
Fry feels himself being dragged across the stage, into the closet
Fry: Uh, Leela, I can't see a thing.
Leela: Good. Do you know what I'm going to do to you now?
Bender Finds Out
Bender: Say, Calculon...
Bender: Well, besides the fact that you're not on screen right now, where are those precious ears of yours?
Calculon: They are at... um... the dry clean... no..um-
Sounds of a woman's groaning, and a man shouting
Bender: Do you hear that?
Calculon: Yes, in fact on All My Circuits, I frequent-
Bender: Who cares? I think it's coming from the stage.
Bender walks on stage followed by Calculon
Bender: Hey, jerk-face, why are you huddled behind me like some Irish guy?
Calculon: Did you say that wwee'rree nnoott on sseett?
Bender: Whatever. Anyway, it's coming from that door.
Bender opens door
Bender: Oh his god! You guy's are doing the same thing like you were on the Professor's machine thing.
Fry: I know! Isin't it great?
Bender: Yeah, as long as you let me blackmail you.
Leela: I never thought I'd say this, but I don't care. I love Fry!
Calculon: Lady, have you ever tried out for All My Circuits?
PE Meeting Room
Hermes: So tomorrow, we all have to make the phunk delivery to planet Sporgon 23.
Now we only need one person to stay go on this mission, who is stayin' here?
Really? No one? Where's Fry. I know he wouldn't pass this up.
Fry: I'm right here, and I'm actually going.
Zoidberg: No! You need bed rest!
Fry: Actually, I'm going because, I care for Leela's safety. I love her.
Hermes: Okay... one hour until the ship launches.
Fry: Cool. Hey, Professor, do you know any good jewelry shops?
Professor: Oh my, yes. You see, there's the one down the street, ironicly called 69Her's
The take custom orders.I reccomend them, highly, and not because they told me to do it.
Fry: Uh, okay. I'll go down there. 69Her's right?
Professor: Wha? Oh yes.
Fry: What could I do for her. She is special and I don't want her to have an ordinary ring.
Ooh! I know... Could you have a diamond out of a ship-I mean sculpt a ship into a diamond?
iZac: You got it. That comes to $299.99 It'll be ready by... now. Here.
Fry: There's ya money. This is perfect!
Leela: So, Fry, you ready for our date on Friday?
Fry: You bet! I mean, yes.
Leela: Fry, it's okay to be wild and impulsive. That's why I love you!
Fry: I love you too! Say, why didn't Bender come along.
Leela: He told me we should be alone together a million lightyears from Earth for two days. And he prepacked our food.
Fry: So, what do ya wanna do?
Leela: Well... I have an idea. Heh-ha-ha-ha...
Fry: Oh, God, yes! My room love chamber will finally get some use! And so will my-
Leela: Shhhh... Come.
The Next Morning
Leela: Wake up, my king.
Fry: Hey, baby. Didn't you say that to Al?
Leela: He was my king. But you're my fantastic lover, now. Al was too jerky, and Sean was all show. Zapp was just plain bad.
Fry: Yes! I'm finally the best at something besides video games! So, let's go eat breakfast.
Leela: I have some Beerios and Captian Munch.
Fry: I'll get them for you. What up, Autopilot?
Autopilot: Not much. Well reach our destination in 10 minutes.
Leela: Hey, Fry, last night was special for you. I usually don't do all that. I'm usually standard.
Fry: When you're "Standard," does that mean you don't g-
Leela: Oh, no, that's standard. I'll do that a lot, but only for you.