Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Fry-trix Has You
By Max Bellamy, Soulkid2000, Mattybwoy and Rye Guy

The Meeting
By Max Bellamy

Fry and Trinity walk up an almost endless fight of stairs. They stop at a big door.

Trinity: Alright. Hey, where are you?

Trinity turns and sees Fry panting, gasping for air.

Fry: Just.........give me..........a.........minute.........OK?

Fry gets his strength back and walks up to Trinity.

Trinity: One word of advice, be honest, he knows more than you think.

Fry: You mean he knows everything?

Trinity: Yes.

Fry: Even the meaning of life?

Trinity: Well......

Fry: I thought you said he knows everything.

Trinity: Look, you want to meet him or not?

Fry: Fine.

Trinity opens the door. Fry steps in and sees Morpheus standing by a window.

Morpheus: At last. Hello. As may have undoubtingly have guessed. I am Morpheus.

Fry: Yeah, Yeah. Whatever.

Morpheus stick out his hand. Fry sneezes.

Fry: AHHH-COOO! Oh, yeah.

Fry shakes Morpheus hand with the hand he sneezed in. Morpheus let's go and wipes the snot against his coat. Trinity walks out of the room. Morpheus sits in a chair and Fry sits in a chair across from him.

Morpheus: I guess right now, you feel like alice.

Fry: ...........What?

Morpheus: Tumbleing down the rabbit hole hmm?

Fry: Rabbit hole? Alice? What?

Morpheus: You didn't see that movie did you.

Fry: Oh yeah, I saw that movie when I was on that drug trip.

Morpheus: Ooookay. Do you know why you are here?

Fry: Hell no! I thought Trinity was taking me to her apartment for some (immitates porno music), and then she starts talking about you and how smart you were. That's kind of a buzzkill you know. And then she axed if I wanted to meet you so I said OK.

Morpheus: I see you have a question for me.

Fry: Yeah. What the hell am I doing here.

Morpheus: You're here because you know something, what you know you can't explain. You can feel it, where you watch T.V, when you take out you garbage, when you pay your taxes. A prison, for your mind.

Fry looks at him blankly.

Fry: Ok first of all, I don't know what the hell you just said. Second of all, I dont' dop any of those things, exept watch T.V. And thirdly, what are you talking about.

Morpheus: The Matrix.

Fry: The what-trix?

Morpheus: The Matrix.

Fry: The huh-trix?

Morpheus: THE MATRIX!

Morpheus takes out to pills, one blue, one red.

Morpheus: This is your last chance, afterwards there's no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you can believe, what ever you want to believe. You take the red pill, yo--

Fry: Forget this. Gimme that.

Fry takes blue pil and swallows it.

Fry: Hmmm. Tastes like blue.

Morpheus: Don't you want to know what the red pill does?

Fry: Sure.

Swallows red pill.

Morpheus: NO Neo!

Fry: Who's Neo?

Morpheus: Your not Thomas A. Anderson?

Fry: No, I'm Phillip J.-- GACK!

Fry falls down. Trinity walks in.

Trinity: He took both pills didn't he?

Morpheus: He will forget everything when he wakes up.

Trinity: I'll go dump him in an ally or something.

Morpheus: By the way, If that wasn't Neo, then who is?

Scene: Club.

Neo is standing there.

Neo: Follow the white rabbit MY ASS! Screw this, I'm going.

Neo leaves.

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