Leela's Almost-Last Stand
This is a part of a project started by Soulkid2000 and Max Bellamy (creator
of The Fry-Trix), named The Fry-Trix Has You. Myself and around 5 other authors
are joining to make the kind of Animatrix of The Fry-Trix - stories based on
scenes from the real story. This one is based on the scene where Leela is
making her way to Fry battling the the final battle in the final part. Read,
enjoy, rate and if you have any comments on this story contact me at
email@example.com. If you have any comments regarding The Fry-Trix or The Fry-Trix
Has You, contact Max Bellamy at Futuramafan1987@aol.com, or contact Soulkid2000 at
firstname.lastname@example.org. Who knows, maybe The Fry-Trix will be turned into some sort
of religion... :P
Amy has just finished hacking Leela in. Leela is in an alleyway, and is
making her way to a nearby ladder.
Her cell phone rings.
Amy: You okay there?
Leela: I'm fine. I just ended up in some stupid alleyway.
Amy: Be careful Leela, an Agent could pop up at any second.
Leela: I guess that is likely, I mean, seeing as there are about 600 of them
Leela hangs up. She climbs up the ladder, but halfway there she slips on
something slimy and falls. Well - she half falls, for her foot are trapped in one
of the gaps. She is hanging upside down, clasping onto her cell phone so she
doesn't drop it.
Amy rings, and Leela answers.
Amy: You have your guns, right? Use them.
Leela whips out a pistol and shoots at the ladder steps, and she is free. She
twists in mid air and lands on her feet.
Leela: Right, now how the hell am I supposed to get back up? I just shot
probably half the ladder away.
Amy: Well, you've seen how these Matrix guys move. Believe, and you can move
Leela looks around. She does a split jump, one foot pressed against one wall
and one foot pressed against the other. Slowly, she climbs up. Amy rolls her
eyes and shakes her head.
Leela jumps, finally getting onto the building. She sees Fry battling the
Smiths downtown - Fry is bashing two of them against a pole. She jumps from
building to building, and her cell phone rings again.
Amy: You're almost there.
Leela: Yeah, I know.
She hangs up. She jumps onto another building - then an Agent steps in.
Agent: You're not going anywhere.
Leela: No, but you are.
The Agent rushes at her and punches her in the stomach, sending her flying
into a wall.
Agent: Oh no, I'm staying right here.
He runs up to her, but she jumps into the air and kicks him in the face. He
stumbles, and she kicks him twice in the stomach then punches him round the
face. He falls to the ground.
Agent: Aaah.... feeling good, are we?
The Agent gets up and dodges one of Leelas kicks. He kicks the leg shes
standing on, sending her to the ground. He tries to stomp her, but she grabs his
foot and twists it around, then pushes him aay. She gets up, and grabs him. She
throws him into a metal pole, which falls to pieces. He gets up, grabs a large
piece and backs off a little, not taking his eyes off Leela. Leela grabs two
medium sized pieces and holds them in both hands.
Agent: Are you feeling lucky today Leela?
Leela: I've felt luckier.
Agent: But are you feeling lucky NOW?
Leela: A bit.
Agent: Ain't good enough.
Leela rushes and swipes at him with the two poles, but he blocks the attacks
with his pole. He takes a massive swipe, but Leela jumps backwards, out the
way, just in time. She lands and runs at him while his pole is still in the air.
She whacks him round the head twice, then kicks his throat, sending him
flying backwards, dropping the pole. Leela drops her poles and rushes off, jumping
over two buildings before been stopped again by the same Agent, who appeared
in front of her.
Agent: I don't give away my secrets!
He now has an even larger pole, and swipes it at Leelas head. Leela ducked
under it. Thank God, she thought, or else her head would have been whacked right
off. She grabbed both his legs and pulled, knocking him to the floor. She
kicks him on the chest a couple of times before picking up the pole - not without
alot of effort.
The Agent gets up and makes his way towards her. She turns around and swipes
several times, but the Agent either jumped, side stepped or ducked out of the
way. He then punched her and she fell off the building.
He walks over and bends down, looking.
Agent: Today wasn't your day, was it Miss Leela?
He turns around - and there she was, clutching the pole.
Leela: Dodge this.
She whacks him round the head with all her might, and he falls off the
Leela: I'm coming Fry.
He hadn't seen her grab the ledge, shimmy round the other side and get back
Amy and Hermes are watching her, Amy with lemonade and Hermes with popcorn.
Hermes: Mmmm. Dis is good watching! And good popcorn!
Amy: It's a good watch, but my lemonade tastes sour.
Cut to Zoidberg, who is putting sour milk in the lemonade cooler.
Zoidberg: Aaah, two of the most wonderful drinks rolled into one. A drinking
feast, I shall have!
Cut back to Amy and Hermes.
Hermes: Good ting I'm taping this, it could sell thousands! I'd better make
sure I can get a good supply of copies.
Amy: Wouldn't we be done for snuff?
Hermes: Oh, hell no.
Leela is going down the elevator, whistling and looking at her watch.
Leela: Oh come on man, Fry's probably gonna die then I'll have to miss
Suicide Booth TV to go to his funeral.
The door opens.
Leela: Finally, a....
An Agent is standing there. He grabs her and throws her out the elevator.
Leela: Ow! What the...
Agent: Why hello there.
He grabs her and bashes her against the wall. She then takes her by the legs
and smashes her all over the place. She manages to kick him in the face, and
he lets go. She flies right into the bathrooms. She rushes into a cubicle and
closes the door.
The Agent walks in. Everything is silent.
Agent: I know you're in here Miss Leela.... I'm-a coming to getcha!
The Agent kicks the first cubicle door and it smashes up. Water splashes over
the place. He approaches the second cubicle and kicks it - this time someone
screams. But it wasn't Leela. When the dust had settled, the Agent saw a man
was sitting down with plaster and wood stuck in his chest. Blood was dripping
from his wounds.
Agent: Sorry old man.
The Agent whips out a pistol. Leela hears several shots and then footsteps
coming to the cubicle she was in.
She didn't have another chouice. She grabbed onto a pipe on the ceiling and
started to swing. She flew above the cubicle door, which the Agent was standing
next to, grabbed another pipe and kicked him into the cubicle. He went
straight into the door and landed on the toilet, smashing it into two. His head was
soaked. Leela ran out, getting a quick glance of the corpse of a middle aged
man, bloodied up and riddled with bullets and splinters.
Amy and Hermes are watching, worried.
Hermes: I hope Leela isn't killed, it would make me feel more guilty selling
Amy: You'll just have to put the price up wouldn't you?
Hermes: I guess so.
Leela is running down a corridor as fast as she can go, but the Agent catches
up. He karate chops her in the shoulder and she falls to the floor. He starts
stomping her. A few seconds later, she kicks him in the.... uh..... she
kicked him away. She attempts to get up, but the Agent kicks her in the face and
she flies out a window.
She lands, gets up and looks up. The Agent is about to jump out. She runs
back into the building, without apologisng to the owner of the Yorkshire Terrier
that died breaking her fall. The Agent jumped out, landed then ran after her,
not apologising to the friend of the owner of the dead Yorkshire Terrier, who
died breaking HIS fall.
Leela runs ap the stairs and kicks the door down - and the Agent is right
Leela: What... how...
Agent: My brother already told you what I want to say.
With that, he kicks her right in the left kneecap, really hard. She falls to
Amy and Hermes watch as Leela's health gauge decreases, and flashing text at
the bottom reads 'LEFT LEG BROKEN'.
Amy: He's killing her! Do something!
Hermes: Only Fry can save her.
Amy: Try calling him you idiot!
Hermes picks up the headset to call Fry.
The Agent picks Leela up and holds her in front of him. He runs through the
wall, thehn another, then another, before throwing her against another. Blood
is splattered over her face.
Leela gets out her twin pistols and starts firing at the unseen Agent. She
opens her eyes, and the Agent is right there in front of her. She tries to shoot
him, but she's run out of ammo. Too weak to say anything, she just watches as
he gets out his pistol and pulls the trigger. A flash, a sharp pain in the
chest, and everything goes blurry. Blood stains the floorboard. She falls
through a window. She begins to fall... but then Fry, flying like an angel from
heaven, grabs her and carries her away.
Agent: Goddammit it!
Fry is flying skywards.
Fry: I'm here Leela.
He flys down and sets her on a rooftop. She is fading away from him.
Fry: Leela. Just hang on. The Leela I've known and loved never gave up like
Leela: Fry.....I'm sorry.
Fry: I'm sorry too. Listen, this will hurt a lot. The bullet is still inside.
Fry moves his hand down to the wound and goes right through it. Leela screams
loudly as Fry pulls out the bullet. He's sucessful, but she is still
Leela: I'm sorry.
Fry begins to cry as she kisses him on the cheek. And then she closes her eye
and stops breathing. Fry breaks down over her body. He then pick up her head
and looks directly into it.
Fry: Leela. I know you can hear me. I'm not going to let you go. I can't.
Because I love you too damn much.
He puts his hand back inside and starts to pump her heart. She suddenly wakes
up, shocked to be alive. She then give him the most passionate kiss ever and
then hugs him like he's the one who's dying.
Leela: Looks I like I owe you.
Fry: You owe me nothing.
And then they exit the Matrix, leaving the Agent that nearly killed Leela
watching from a nearby building.
Agent: You haven't seen the last of me! Unless you delete the Matrix. Then
And that's the end. Thanks to Max Bellamy, Soulkid2000 and Kenneth White (I
can't believe Universe of Malice is over... that was an epic!) I'm not gonna
bother putting up a disclaimer cuz none of you are gonna read it anyway, so this
is goodbye from the proud English dude Mattybwoy ;-)