Futurama

Fan Fiction

More Less Than A Hero
By Steven Gurman

Int.Planet Express

Fry, Leela, and Bender are all sitting at the meeting table in the meeting room. The Professor walks in.

Professor Farnsworth

Goodnews everyone we have a delivery to the planet amazonia.

Fry(Laughing)

What are we delivering professor millions of condoms?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Actually due to the fact that snu snu is a daily ritualon amazonia we will be delivering the vaccine for aids.

FRY

Ouch swing and a miss.

Zoidberg walks in and looks very sickly.

ZOIDBERG

Professor I don't think I'm gonna be able to come to work today i think I'm just gonna go lie down in my bed.

Leela

Zoidberg. You own a bed?

ZOIDBERG

If by folded up used newspaper than Yes I own a bed.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Rubbish I don't see any blood so get back to work!

Zoidberg's sneezes his Tentacles stick out and from the tips a light green ooze flows out all over Fry, Leela and the Professor.

Everyone

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Yuck Gross

ZOIDBERG

I'm so sorry please don't strike me wooot woot woot

Zoidberg quickly crawls away

FRY

Well that was a new bodily fluid. It feel kind of tingly

LEELA

Yeah I feel it too.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

All I feel is my artificial heart slowly stopping now get on to that delivery.

Int. Planet Express SHip

Fry, Leela and Bender are all in the ship sitting in their regular spots.

LEELA

Everything ready to go?

FRY

Everything I should check but didn't. Check.

Leela goes to turn the key the ship engine makes a weird sound.

Ext.Ship

Cubert and Dwight are in back of the ship with a bunch of rocks. They place them in the tail pipe.

CUBERT

This is gonna be hilarious they'll never know what hit them

They Both laugh

FRY(Yelling)

I'll check the tail pipe

DWIGHT

Let's get out of here

Dwight and Cubert run and hide behind some boxes near by

FRY

Fry check this fry do that. What ever I doubt theres anything in the tail pipe.

He stands near the tail pipe and screams to Leela

FRY

Try it now!

The Rocks fly out of the tail pipe and hit fry the rocks simply hit fry and fall right in front of him.

From behind the boxes

CUBERT

Woahhhhhhhhhh!

DWIGHT

Did you see that?

FRY

What the...... Leela get down here I think I saw ugh uumm something bad with ship?

Leela comes down to fry

LEELA

Fry where are you?

FRY

I'm in the back of the ship near the tail pipe

Leela walks to the back of the ship

LEELA

Hello?

Fry throws one of the rocks right at Leela's face her hand moves at the speed of light and catches the rock in front of her faces and smashes it with her hand. She has a quizical look on her face.

LEELA

Wahhhhhhhhhh? What was that?

FRY

Have you been rubbing that miracle cream on me?

LEELA

No have you on me?

FRY

Nope. Where's ZOidberg?

Int. Zoidberg's Office

Fry and Leela walk into his office. Zoidberg still looking dreadfully sick.

LEELA

Wears the miracle cream you gave us a long time ago?

ZOIDBERG

I'm sorry to say this but you used up my last bottle.

FRY

Well do you know where you got it?

ZOIDBERG

Yes, Come one Come all he said step right up this sounds too good to be true I said

FRY(Interrupting)

Yeah Whatever.

Zoidberg's Tentacles sprout up again and squirt the ooze all over the room.

LEELA

That's it the miracle cream is the same ooze coming out of you Zoidberg.

ZOIDBERG

You say that my tentacle mucus gives humans super powers oh zoidberg its your time to shine.

FRY

Do you know anything about who sold it to you or anything?

ZOIDBERG

The guys name was Dr.FlimFlam it was his product that he sold me he did.he said Come one one Come all.....

LEELA

Whatever.Can I use your computer?

ZOIDBERG

What Computer?

FRY

That computer over there.

ZOIDBERG

So that's a computer I thought that was a replica of the human heart.

Leela walks up to the computer and types in google.com. Then types in Dr.FlimFlam. She clicks the first result.

LEELA

It looks like Dr.FlimFlams Miracle cream is located on the planet of Zangflor. It looks like it'll only take us 10 minutes to get to.

Then the professor walks into the room.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

What are you imbeciles still doing here. You should of been back from the delivery already or dead what gives?

LEELA

Sorry professor we got held up on something?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

What are you idiots held up by

The Professor looks at the screen and gasps.Saying it like he says Wernstrom

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

FLimFlam

FRY

Professor you know this guy?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Do I know him he was my roomate at Mars university. He used to always stay up day and night working on his stupid miracle cream I told him that it would never work!

Flashback Int.Professor Farnsworth Dorm Room

Flim Flam at desk wroking on miracle cream.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

I will never work

Flashback ends

Int. Zoidberg's Office

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

I swore if he ever actually made it that I would never rest until it was off the market.

LEELA

But why would you do that you should feel good for him.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Feel good smeel smoood. Lets go and take my pointless revenge.

Ext.Planet Express ship Landing on Zangflor

Leela, Bender, Professor, Zoidberg, and Bender walk out of the ship

BENDER

Good thing I had these costumes still around.

Everyone has their costumes and zoidberg's just wearing a cardboard box with paint splattered on it.

INT.Miracle Cream Building-security Room

FLIMFLAM

I've been waiting for you Farnsworth.

INT.MIRACLE CREAM Building

The Crew walks up to the front desk to the secretary.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Hello were here to see FLIMFLAM!

Secretary

He's been waiting for you Mr.Farnsworth

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

THATS PROFESSOR FARNSWORHTH, PROFESSOR!

INT.MIRACLE CREAM BUILDING-Board Room

The Crew walks into the room at the end some one is in a chair at the end of a table he slowly turns around

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

FLIMFLAM!

DR.FLIMFLAM

FARNSWORHTH! I've been waiting for you Farnsworth Surprised what I have done? and why are you wearing that dumb costume.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

I am and its not dumb we are the New New Justice League and I am Grandfather Death and we've come here to complete my revenge.

DR.FLIMFLAM

Well before you do that would you like to know how I did it?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Surprisingly Yes

DR.FLIMFLAM

Than Follow me

The Crew gets up and walks through a door in the back of the room they open the door and all gasp. Zoidbergs Fin on his head shoots up and he faints.

INT.MIRACLE CREAM BUILDING-Miracle Production Room

The Room is filled with crustaceans with their tentacles hooked up to pumps like cows with the pumps sucking out the green ooze putting them into containers

DR.FLIMFLAM

I started out as a traveling salesman.

ZOIDBERG

Come one Come all he said step right up this sounds too good to be true I said....

DR.FLIMFLAM(V.O)

Shut up..... as I was saying I took a trip during the winter to the crustacean planet where i noticed many crustaceans releasing this gross goo one of them accidently got it on me and i realized I had become practically invincible I took prisoner a lot of the crustaceans and bred them her to make my cream.

While FlimFlams Talking a flashback show everything hes describing.

ZOIDBERG

YOUR A MONSTER

DR.FLIMFLAM

Look who's talking davy jones

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

Thats it this whole thing is completely and utterly disgusting lets get him new new justice league

The Crew runs at him some of Flim Flam's goons come out to help fight and they all realize they all are invincible against each other. They all just keep punching each other in the face. Zoidberg is on the ground getting beat by flim flams goon

ZOIDBERG

Oh I havn't gotten hit this much since work last week ugggghhhhh.

Fry gets away from the fight and starts releasing all of the crustaceans out of their cages.

DR.FLIMFLAM

Goons distract them

Dr.FlimFlam gets t his goons to distract new justice league. the new new justice league go to run after him.  He gets into an escape video just before professor Farnsworth reaches him. The Professor kneels to the ground

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

FLIMFLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

INT. PLANET EXPRESS SHIP

The Crew is all in the ship

FRY

Well this beat sitting on the couch all atleast.

ZOIDBERG

Thank you so much for freeing my people I appre....

Farnsworth

Shhhhhh you arn't getting paid for this trip today FYI

ZOIDBERG

You pay me?

FRY

Have you guys realized we never catch any bad guys?

BENDER

No

The End





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