Futurama

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Fry And Leela Happy Endings From Bender, Part 3
By Rush

December 31st, 2999. Approximate time evening.

Scene Applied Cryogenics Freezer Room Fry has is face pressed against a large window showing outside the city of New New York .

Fry" My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll nev--"

Bender with a British accent like voice"Hey you there!"

Fry turns around to see an robot more or less human-shaped, grey, with an antenna sicking out on top of the cardboard box on its head and it has two square shaped holes for its eyes.

Fry"Wow, I real live--"

Bender"Save that for my other self---Oh I mean the other guy."

Fry"What? I um--"

Bender hands Fry an one handed lightsaber.

Bender"You'll know when the time is right. Its a green one by the way."

Bender leaves and the day goes by very much the same as it did before until some point.

Scene Head Museum.

The door opens and Fry turns around. Enter Leela, Smitty and URL.

Leela"Hmm."

She looks around and sees Fry and Past_Bender hiding behind a shelf in amongst other assorted heads.

Leela"I'm sorry, Fry, but I have to install your career chip."

Fry"Yeah, well, if you're sorry why are you doing it?"

Leela" It's my job. You gotta do what you gotta do!"

Fry backs away and hits a shelf with the heads of US presidents on it.

Leela"Watch it!"

Richard Nixon's head falls off. The jar smashes.

Nixon" That's it! You just made my list!"

He jumps up and starts biting Fry's arm.

Fry"Ow! Stop it! Down, boy! Bad president!"

Past_Bender tries to pull Nixon's head off.

Smitty"Alright, buddy, step away from the head!"

Fry and Past_Bender put their hands up.

URL"I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass!"

They turn on their lightsabers.

Flashback.

Bender"You'll know when the time is right. Its a green one by the way."

End flashback, back to the now.

Fry pulls out of his jacket a lightsaber turns it on, he uses both of his hands to hold it.

Smitty talks to his wrist communicator"Job Deserter is sicking it up an notch to resist arrest. Repeat! Job Deserter is sicking it up an notch to resist arrest. Need back up over at out!"

URL"I'm going in!"

URL advance towards Fry. Fry swings his lightsaber down low ,URL attempts to block it but the lightsaber goes right through his own lightsaber and slices both of his legs clean off.

He screams and falls to ground face down, Fry's lightsaber flickers then runs out of battery and turns off.

URL"Ow! My legs! I cant fell my legs!"

Smitty"Oh my god, your legs!"

Past_Bender"Quick, lets hide in that door, over there!"

Past_Bender drags Fry into the Hall of Criminals.

Leela"You guys were totally out of control. You should of known he would--"

Smitty"Hey Shut up! It's our job. We're peace officers."

URL" Yeah, you know the law. You gotta do what you gotta do. Now will someone help me with my legs?"

Some time later.

Scene Ruins Of Old New York. Fry leans over a wall over looking the Ruins Of Rockefeller Center Skating Rink.

Fry" My God! She's gone. Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone."

Past_Bender"Wait! There's someone you know!"

He points at Leela, standing with her implant gun.

Fry" Oh, can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already."

Leela"Look, I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel."

Fry" No, you don't. I've got no home, no family--"

Past_Bender" No friends."

Fry" My whole world is gone. You can't possibly understand what it feels like to be so alone".

Leela"I understand--"

While Leela talks to Fry about how that she is the only one eyed on this whole planet and that her parents abandoned her has baby and that she doesn't even know what galaxy they were from and that she knows how it feels to be alone, Bender sees a figure in the darkness of the distant thats looks like himself.

Past_Bender"Woo, whats that."

Bender walks over to investigate and Fry and Leela don't notice him leave.

Fry"Look, Leela, I don't understand this world but you obviously do, so I give up. If you really think I should be a delivery boy, I'll do it."

Fry holds out his hand to Leela. She gets the implant gun ready. Fry cringes and looks away. The gun clicks but Fry feels nothing. He opens his eyes and sees Leela drop her own chip on the floor.

Fry"Your chip. What are you doing?"

Leela"quitting."

Fry"Why?"

Leela"Because I've always wanted to. I just never realised it before I met you."

Leela puts her hand on Fry's and smiles, she stares deeply into his eyes and he does the same.

Scene Ruins Of Old New York. Past_Bender walks down a deserted ruined street looking for what he had seen in the distant.

Past Bender"Hello something thats looks like me, show yourself!"

Nothing shows its self and Past_Bender loses interest and walks back to Fry and Leela.

Future_Bender in the shadows whispering"He, he, chump."

Back to Fry and Leela. Leela now with her coat off, lying on top of Fry making-out with him.

Fry whispering"I love you much."

Leela whispering"So, do I."

Past_Bender walks up to them and interrupters this somewhat romantic moment.

Past_Bender"Ahen!"

Leela gets off Fry embarrass and dusts herself off, Fry has lipstick kiss marks all over his face.

Fry"What is the matter with you."

Fry gets on to his feet.

Leela"Yeah, really, what is the matter with you? Me and Fry were going to have--"

Past_Bender"Yeah, Yeah! Anyway I didn't mean to spoil the sex party, but we're all job deserters now. We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go."

Leela"Correction. We're unemployed but Fry has a doddering old relative we can mooch off of."

Leela holds up the picture of Farnsworth and shows it to Past_Bender.

Sometime later, the three of them walking down some street in the Ruins Of Old New.

Past_Bender"So how come you two were kissing?"

Leela"Well me and Fry were holing hands for while then one thing led to another. But then you came along!"

Past_Bender"Sorry. Hey look theres a man hole!"

Leela"That's the same one, we came down in."

Past_Bender"Oh,right."

Leela"Hey, he stole my coat!"

Past_Bender"Sorry."

Past_ Bender opens his chest cabinet, takes out Leela's coat and hands it back to her.

Past_Bender"Well, that solves the mystery of the missing coat. This calls for a drink."

He reaches into his chest cabinet and pulls out three bottles of beer and drinks them all to himself.

Leela"Ahem, my wallet."

Past_Bender"Oh fine, then, have it all, back why don't yea!"

Past_Bender opens chest cabinet, takes out Leela's wallet and hands it back to Leela.

Leela"Thank you, now lets get going."

Sometime later.

Scene Out side Planet Express front door. Farnsworth opens the door to Fry, Leela and Past_Bender.

Farnsworth"Who are you?

Fry"I'm your dear old Uncle Fry and this is my girlfriend Leela. Right?"

Leela"Right."

Farnsworth" I don't have an Uncle Fry, who has sexy girlfriend with one eye or any Uncle, at all to start with in that matter."

Past_Bender"Well, you do now!"

He pushes Farnsworth to hard back inside and he falls over.

Farnsworth in pain"Ow, my head! Can someone help me up?"

Scene Planet Express Farnsworth's Lounge. Farnsworth and Fry are hooked up to a DNA machine. It dings and a red light flashes.

Farnsworth"By God, I am your nephew! This is absolutely incredible!"

Past_Bender"Can we have some money?"

Farnsworth"Oh, my, maybe."

Scene Planet Express Farnsworth's Lab. The four walk in.

Farnsworth" Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship!"

He points in the general direction of a big green spaceship in a huge hangar next to the lab.

Farnsworth" And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."

Fry and Leela are to busy makingout to care.

Farnsworth"Oh why, do I even bother, any more, hmm?"

Smitty from outside" Attention, job deserters! Come out with your hands up. We have you partially surrounded."

Leela pulls out of the kiss with Fry and gasps.

Fry"No!"

Past_Bender sh**s a brick.

Scene Outside Planet Express. Smitty holds Nixon's head in a jar. The glass is cracked and taped in places.

Nixon"Get those bums!"

Scene Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab.

Past_Bender"Well, we're boned!"

Leela"Can't we get away in the ship?"

Farnsworth"I suppose it is technically pos-"

Fry"Whoa! A real live spaceship!"

Farnsworth"Oh now you see it, you good for nothing--"

Past_Bender"Come on lets goooooo!"

Fry and Leela run towards the ship and Past_Bender carries Farnsworth under his arm.

Scene Ships Cockpit. Fry runs in and sits himself down in a seat in front of the control panel.

He presses a few buttons and pulls a lever. A little hatch opens in the control panel, a paper cup come down and the machine fills it with coffee.

Farnsworth" Can anyone drive stick?"

Leela" I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park."

She takes off her coat, sits in the pilot's seat and pushes down a lever.

The Planet Express Hangar. Klaxons beep and a huge piece of machinery lifts the ship to a 45-degree angle. The entire hangar roof retracts so it is open for the ship.

Scene Outside Planet Express. Peace officers armed with laser rifles are stationed outside. URL sits in wheelchair and sees the roof opening.

URL"Why do I have to be on duty tonight? I lost my legs!"

Smitty"Because we don't have enough cops to go around."

URL"Oh well, if they try to take off, give 'em an ass-ful of laser, for my lags!"

Smitty nods.

Smitty "We'll get you new ones."

Scene Planet Express Ship Cockpit.

Leela" Prepare for lift-off. Ten."

Scene Times Square.

Crowd chanting"Nine!"

Scene Egypt. The future pyramids now rotate in mid-air.

Crowd chanting" Amania!"

Scene some traditional Irish-bar in Ireland, the guys raise their points of beer in the air and cheer.

Crowd chanting"Seacht!"

Scene Alien Ship.

Slug like Aliens chanting in alien" Six."

Scene Applied Cryogenics Freezer Room. Lou sits in an open pod and Terry raises a glass.

Terry dramatically" Five!"

Scene Head Museum. Dave Chapelle, Bill Hicks and Pat Short are wearing party hats.

Dave Chapelle, Bill Hicks and Pat Short"Four."

Scene Planet Express Ship. Fry, Bender and Farnsworth are sitting on a couch at the front of the cockpit.

Farnsworth"Three."

Past_Bender" Two."

Bender is so tense that he rips the arms off the couch.

Leela"One!"

Fry"Blast-off!"

Scene Outside Planet Express. The ship takes off.

In Times Square. People cheer in the new millennium and fireworks explode all over the city. "3000" is projected onto the moon and the ship flies between the fireworks.

Nixon"Fire! Fire!"

The peace officers fire their laser guns randomly into the air.

Smitty"I can't see nothing. Pretty though!"

The altitude of the ship increases and laser bolts narrowly miss it.

Scene Planet Express Ship Cockpit. The ship clears New New York airspace, flies through the atmosphere and heads through the solar system. Everyone cheers.

Fry"So, I guess, without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever."

Farnsworth"Not necessarily. Are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew?"

Past_Bender"New crew? W-What happened to the old crew? "

Farnsworth"Of those poor sons of--But that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew. Anyone interested?"

Fry"Yes! Yes! That's exactly the job I've always wanted!"

Leela"Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we don't have the proper career chips."

Farnsworth"Oh, that won't be a problem. As luck would have it, I saved the chips from my previous crew."

He empties the career chips out of an envelope marked. Contents Of Space Wasp's Stomach.

Fry"This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to lurve?"

Farnsworth"If by that you mean,transporting cargo, then yes. It's a little home business I started to fund my research."

Fry"Cool! What's my job gonna be?"

Farnsworth"You will be responsible for ensuring that the cargo reaches its destination."

The smile fades from Fry's face."

Fry"So, I'm gonna be a delivery boy?"

Leela puts her hand on his shoulder"Its better then nothing Fry,just take it."

Beat.

Fry"Alright! I'm a delivery boy!"

Leela"What your hap--Oh never mind."

Fry worried"We are still going to-"

Leela"Yes!"

Leela takes his hand and smiles.

Fry"Leela,I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship."

Past_Bender"I won't have to do any work around here ,will I?

Farnsworth"Oh my yes, you won't have to do any work, but they will,both off the job and on the job"

Past_Bender"Oh really."

Farnsworth"No O'reilly, of course."

Past_Bender"Well, this sounds like my kind of job."

Farnsworth"Wait, where are--"

Past_Bender"My guess is that they are shooting DNA at one another now, in one of rooms."

Farnsworth"What room do you think, exactly?"

Past_Bender"The toilet."

Farnsworth"I really don't think in the toilet, but the ship seems to be rocking,none the less."

Scene Outside Planet Express front door. Future-Bender is smoking a cigar, siting down on the steps.

Future_Bender "Well, its time to head on out of here!"

Future_Bender says the new time paradox code, a flash of light happens and he disappears.

To be continued ...

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