Fry And Leela Happy Endings From Bender, Part 4
Scene: Titanic Wheel Room. The
comets outside fly very close to the ship.
Kif"Sir, remember your course
Kif"Well it's proving somewhat
more suicidal than we'd initially hoped."
Zapp"Kif, old friend, I don't know
which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll
simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that
black-ish hole-ish thing."
There is a flash of light,
Future_Bender appears, with a red one-handed-lightsaber, holding it,
in both of his hands.
Zapp" What, is the meaning of
this? You cant just come in here, of your own record! Only hot woman
like Leela, can come in here, of their own record however unlucky
Future_Bender"Eat crap and die,
Future_Bender jumps into the air,slices
Zapp Brannigan clean in half down words, starting from the head down
to the, well the wing-dang-doodle and beyond. Mutilating him and
creating a very violent scene which I will not describe, I'll leave
to you and my somewhat imagination if any.
Kif"Oh, monkey crap nuts! You
killed him! You killed him! I'm going to go to jail for this"
Kif starts crying with his hands on his
face, Bender turns off his lightsaber and puts it away in his chest
Future_Bender"Jeese, relax, you
green piece of crap!"
Kif"No, I'm going to jail--"
Future_Bender"Okay ,Okay. I'll
just put down on his corpse, this confession note that. Doctor John
Zoidberg, did it."
Future_Bender opens his chest cabinet ,
takes out the confession note and places down on the corpse of Zapp
Brannigan, the confession note written on it. On the bottom of the
paper "From The Desk Of Bender Bending Rodriguez, A.F-M.R.1"
Kif"But that won't be enough
Bender"Okay, what if I put on his
corpse, Zoidberg's genetic material?"
Kif"Ok. Thats sounds like a good
plan. Do it!"
Future_Bender opens his chest cabinet,
takes out a jar marked Zoidberg's Genetic Material. While he pours
its contents allover the corpse of Zapp Brannigan, he whistles the
Bender"There. Now get the ship
back onto a safe course, the new captain!"
Meanwhile Fry and Leela at the
They are looking down at the couples on
the decks below and see Hermes and LaBarbara,Past_Bender and the
Countess, Mr. and Mrs. Wong, Farnsworth and Hattie, but Fry and Leela
don't notice Zoidberg being dragged away on the ground,by two full in
uniform DOOP soldiers, from his date, who is a jellyfish like alien.
Leela"Looks like everybody's got
somebody. Except me."
They gaze into each other's eyes and
lean in to kiss, The ship does not shake this time round. Fry and
Leela come tougher in a deep and passionate kiss,Fry wraps his arms
around Leela and she does the same, they remain that way locked in a
kiss for quite sometime.
Leela pulls out of the kiss.
Fry"Leela, I, um,I,uh."
Leela softy"Yes, Fry?"
Fry"Will, you go out with me?"
Leela"Yes, but do you love me?"
Fry nervous"I-I do, I'm just so,
Leela"Don't be nervous."
She hugs him. Holding him tightly and
with her lips only an inch away from his lips.
Leela"Fry, as long as you try and
be less immature and tell me you love me everyday, I say this
relationship between us would work. Can you try , to be, more mature?
She stares at him with a loving look in
Fry"I'll try, Leela."
She kisses him lightly on lips and Fry
makes a smile.
Leela"Now, do you love?"
Fry"I love you, Leela."
She love bites him on the neck.
Leela"Now lets head down to our
room and spend some quality time tougher."
Fry dares to take Leela's hand, Leela
does not reject, they walk off holding hands and make their way down
to their room.
Scene: Titanic Fiesta Deck Room.
Future_Bender justs stands at the door smoking a cigar .
Future_Bender"Why did I come in
Future_Bender hears Fry and Leela like
voice bur cant make our what they are saying.
There is an flash of light and Future_
24th of December of the year 3000.
Approximate time 4:20 pm something after that.
Scene: Earth Sky Upper Atmosphere.
There is a flash of light,
Future_Bender appears in sky and starts free falling.
you Professor and your new stupid time paradox,
Followed by endless screaming.
Sometime later Future_Bender shill
free falling and not screaming anymore.
Future_Bender bored"Falling, and
somehow, I'm still able to smoke, even though, there is no oxygen up
He puffs his cigar and scratches his
Meanwhile somewhere lower in the
Earth's Atmosphere. Robot Santa flies through the clouds in his
sleigh and hums casually.
Robot Santa"Ho ho ho, ho ho
Future_Bender while free falling,
extends one of his arms with his lightsaber grasped in it.
Future_Bender slices Robot Santa's head
off,explodes and he falls to pieces.
Future_Bender turns off his lightsaber,
he retracts back the arm with the lightsaber, opens his chest cabinet
with his other arm and puts the lightsaber away.
There is an flash of light and Future_
Meanwhile down below in New New York
City Street. Fry and Leela walk out of the Digital-Clock tower
Leela" You didn't need to buy me a
Fry"I just wanted to do something
to make you happy. I mean, I miss my family but you never even had a
Leela" It's OK. You're lonely and
I'm lonely. But, together, we're lonely together."
They hold hands.
Fry"Merry Xmas, Leela."
Fry and Leela simply walk together
holding each others hands for quite sometime.
Leela"So Fry, where is this,
present you got for me?"
Fry"Well, it sort of flew off on
me, it was parrot."
Fry looks away from her and looks down
at his feet.
Fry quietly"I'm sorry, I screwed
Leela"Fry! It doesn't really
matter! Its, the thought that counts."
Leela gently squeezes his hand and Fry
looks back at her with a smile on his face.
Sometime later. Fry and Leela are
still walking down the street holding each other's hands.
Leela"Did you ever think about
Fry"Um, thats a big hard question,
isn't it to be asked?"
Leela"Fry! Did you, or did you
not, ever think about having kids?"
Fry"Well, I kind of did, but I
think I might be sterile,from Bender when he pointed, The F-ray at
me, on my p--"
Leela"Don't worry about it! You
can get stuff to regrow your sperm in your local blackmarket."
Fry and Leela are so preoccupied
talking to each other, that they don't notice that they have stumbled
in the very same alcove with the mistletoe, where the famous Scene
where Fry and Leela almost kissed amongst us Futurama Fans .
Fry"Thats good, you know I--Hey
look were under the mistletoe!"
Leela looks up and they both look at
each other---They come tougher in a deep passionate kiss.
Narrator"Truly, things look good
for this Fry. Anyway moving on."
Scene: Planet Express Ship Cargo
Bay. Sometime around The Time Skips.
There is an flash of light and Future_
Bender appears in front in Past-Bender and Past-Bender gasps
Past-Bender"How the? What the?
Huh? Who are you, a cheap uncool copy of me?"
Future_ Bender"Well your right
about the uncool part. I got a compassion chip installed."
Past_Bender not listening"Yeah
whatever, who are you?"
Future_ Bender opens his chest cabinet
and takes out a robot porn magazine.
Future_ Bender"Here take this,
"Fembot Exposed Exhaust Fan Mag" and stay in the toilet."
Past_Bender"You got it!"
Future_Bender hands Past_Bender the
porn magazine and Past-Bender runs off to the toilet.
Future_Bender walks off to the Cockpit.
Scene: Planet Express Ship Cockpit.
Bender walks in, dusting his hands.
Future_Bender" Well, the doomsday
device is ready. Maybe blowing up this quadrant of space into a hell
storm of flaming nothingness might cheer me up a little."
Leela"OK. Let me just take the
ship out to a safe distance."
She is about to sit down when she sees
Fry still looking down sad.
Leela"Actually, I think I'll go
down and prep the detonator. Fry, why don't you take the helm?"
Fry smiles and sits in the chair. She
Fry" She's so great. I feel like I
can almost remember the magical thing I did to make her love me. But
I guess I never will."
Future_Bender"Sorry, buddy. I too
sort of know what it's like to have a dream I'll never achieve, but
you'll never know, sometimes divine intervention can give you hope to
find out how you did it and also for The Other."
Future_Bender walks out, slowly
whistling the Globetrotter tune.
Scene: Planet Express Ship, Cargo
Bay. Leela is getting the detonator ready.
Future_Bender"Hey, let me do the
detonator and you look out that window over there."
Leela walks over to the window and
Future_Bender walks over to the detonator.
Bender"Have a good time now!"
Over to Leela looking out the window,
she gasps what she sees.
Leela presses her face against the
glass. As the ship gets further away from the nebula she sees the
stars around it form an "O" in a huge message that reads "I
Love You, Leela".
Leela with tears filling her eye"Fry
didn't trick me into marrying him! Thats what he must of done, he
moved the stars themselves to write me a love note in the sky."
Future_Bender on intercom"
Detonation in three, two, one."
Leela runs towards Future_Bender.
Future_Bender"I just did it."
Leela punches Future_Bender in face
knocking him to the floor.
Future_Bender in pain"Ow!"
Leela runs off to the Cockpit.
Scene: Planet Express Ship,Corridor.
Leela running down the Corridor, she stops in her tracks, when she
sees Past_Bender coming out of the toilet dusting his hands.
Past_Bender"Holy buggalo, that
porn mag, got a lot of my, male oil, outta me!"
Leela"How is this possible?"
Past_Bender"What do mean, how is
Leela"I justed punched you in the
Cargo Bay and knocked you to the ground and--"
Past_Bender"What! Can't a robot
not ja**o*f from time to time? You humans do it, when you have not
had sex for quite sometime!"
Leela"Thats not what I was
referring to! I was to referring----Oh never mind!"
Leela continues to run down the
Corridor to the Cockpit.
Scene Planet Express Ship, Cockpit.
Fry at window, is staring at the empty void, Leela rushes in.
Fry's sentence was cut short, from
Leela diving on top of him, knocking in over onto the floor and with
her tongue down his throat.
A few hours later Fry and Leela
stand before Judge Whitey in court.
Whitey"So you two mean to tell me,
that you want to remarry and you only been technically divorce, for
like a few hours?"
They both say yes.
Whitey"Remarriage is final!"
He bangs his gavel.
Fry"So, Leela you like to have
kids don't you?"
Narrator"Again, It is technically
possible however unlucky that you have read this badly written book
to this point, however stay tuned for more Tales Of Not That Much
1. A.F-M. R. Stands for Alcoholic Foul-Mouthed Robot.