Fry And Leela Happy Endings From Bender, Part 6
Night Before The Mission To Collect Honey.
Scene Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Past_Bender stands in the doorway of Fry's room.
Past_Bender "Theres, luck for you yet, Fry."
Scene Fry's Bed room. Fry siting on his bed wearing 20century style light blue boxers and a white t-shirt.
Fry "Yeah ,maybe your right Bender, the way Leela kissed me there it was--"
Past_Bender "Ah, don't get you hopes up, loser!"
Fry "Oh! Maybe your right."
Past_Bender "Damn right I am!
She only digs, important guys. Now good night, I'm going out to get
parasailing, with some cheap floozies."
Fry "Whatever happened to the
Past_Bender "Shut up, thats what
happened! Now, I gotta get dressed in my pimp suit."
Past_Bender closes the door. Fry
sighs and picks up his holophonor off the floor.
Scene New New York Street.
Past_Bender walks down a pavement. Wearing a pink pimp coat, a pink
pimp hat,gold and silver rings on his fingers,gold and silver chain
necklaces around his neck and grasped in his right hand a black
Bender "Hmm, the British guy who
called me told me their in this alleyway."
Scene Alleyway. The place is very
dark, it is genially felled with garbage, and trash-cans.
Past_Bender stands in the middle of the Alleyway looking confused.
Past_Bender "Where are the cheap
Over to Future_Bender hiding in the
shadows with a few trash cans around him, he is inside his body
like in episode "Crimes of the Hot" apparently he is
trying to look like a trash-can and its working, Past_Bender does
not see him.
Future_Bender "Its time."
Future_Bender sneaks up on him and
sticks onto his back, a 2 foot wide and six foot long rocket.
Past_Bender "What the?"
Past_Bender screams as he tries to
pull off the rocket.
Past_Bender "Get it off! Get it
off! Get off meeeeeee!"
The rocket roars into life, and
blasts Past_Bender up into the sky, screaming, sending him into
Future_Bender "Well, that wasn't
Narrator "From here on in,
Future_Bender shall be known as Bender."
Many hours later,things happened
very much the same until this point.
Scene Ships Cargo Bay. The queen
bee stinger comes through with Bender on the end.
Bender "I'm back, meatbags!"
Scene Space Beehive. The cargo bay
hatch closes, dislodging the queen. The ship lifts off and the bees
sting it, denting it. It accelerates and the engine blasts the bees
Scene Planet Express Ship Cockpit.
Fry cheers and Leela puts the baby queen in a pet basket.
Fry " We made it! We're alive!"
Leela "Burn on that, old crew!
The only things they did better than us were suck and die."
Fry " Leela, we got lucky--Wait
a minute! Bender what are you doing?!"
Leela turns round to see to her
horror that Bender is stamping on the baby queen,crushing and
Bender "Die, you be---"
Bender's sentence was cut short, from
Leela kicking him in the face,knocking him onto the floor.
Leela crying "You heartless
monster! Why, did you kill, a baby?"
Bender gets back onto his feet, rubs
some of the bee blood off himself and lights himself up a cigar
using his middle finger as a lighter.
Bender "Trust me Leela, that
baby queen was only worth nothing but trouble, it would of had
tried to kill you and Fry."
He puffs his cigar and scratches his
Leela "How would you know that?"
Fry "How indeed."
Bender "Alright! I'll explain
some of the details. Set the ship to autopilot,this is going to be
one hell of a story."
Suddenly Bender craps a brick, picks
it up and throws it at the dead baby queen bee in the basket.
Fry "Was that necessary?"
Bender "I thought, it was
Bender "Alright! Sheesh! It all
Sometime later. Fry has gone to
his cabin, a bored looking Leela is still in the Cockpit, siting on
the driver seat, facing him, listening to Bender with his almost
burned out very short looking cigar in his mouth.
Bender "And then I start
stamping on a baby b--"
Leela "Ok! I believe you, I
Bender "Yea. Leela would you
mind if I show you something."
Leela "Well, I don't know,
Bender opens his chest cabinet, takes
out something that looks exactly like a pocket size What-If
Leela "Did you steel tha--"
Bender "No! I did not and before
you ask its not a What-If Machine."
Leela "Then what is it?"
Bender melodramatically "Its the
What-Was Not Meant To Be Seen Machine!"
Leela "K, that sounds
interesting, go ahead."
Bender talks To The What-Was Not
Meant To Be Seen Machine "How did Fry get rid of the worms and
why and what was the aftermath.
What-Was Not Meant To Be Seen
Seen. Farnsworth's Lab. Fry stands on the scanner platform and the
machine scans him. He takes his droid out of the egg and drops it
down the back of his trousers.
Scene Fry's Bowels. Fry's droid
looks across at the worm city and walks towards the main building.
Inside Fry's body,Outside Worm
Building. Guards surround him.
Fry-Droid " Who controls this
Worm Guard 1" Who wants to
Fry points at a gold statue of
himself. Underneath the statue is the inscription "The Known
Universe". The statue is in the same pointing pose as Fry is.
The worms gasp and bow.
Scene Worm Building Mayor's Room.
The Worm Mayor sits on a throne and Fry stands before him with
guards around him.
Worm Mayor "I am the Lord Mayor
Fry-Droid "You mean colon?"
Worm Mayor "State your
Fry-Droid "Your Excellency, have
you ever been in love?"
Worm Mayor "No. I thought I was
once but then I remember our species reproduces with a cloud of
Fry-Droid "Well, a wonderful
girl loves me. But I need to know if it's really me she loves, or
just what you worms have made of me. That's why, with all due
respect, I'm asking you to leave."
Worm Mayor "Listen, you I was
born here, I raised a cloud of children here, my ancestors came
over here on the sandwich."
Worm Mayor draws his sword.
Worm Mayor "No one can make me
He gets up off his throne and lunges
at Fry. Fry ducks and grabs a sword off the wall and begins
fighting with the Worm Mayor. The Worm Mayor backs him against an
elevator. Fry hits the open button and they both go inside, still
Inside Fry's body,Elevator.
Fry closes the door, blocking out the other guards. He looks at the
other buttons, Brain, Lungs, Liver, Ball Room. He presses the brain
Inside Fry's body,Fry's Brain.
Worms continue to tune-up Fry's brain. The elevator doors open and
the Worm Mayor and Fry continue to fight. Worms head for the fight,
drawing their swords. The Worm Mayor grins as Fry is backed up
against a nerve. He climbs the nerve and the worms follow him up.
Fry reaches the top of the nerve and has nowhere left to go. He
holds out his sword.
Fry-Droid "Everyone out of my
body or the brain gets it!"
Worm Mayor "He's bluffing! No
creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself."
Fry-Droid "Obviously you've
never been in love!"
He cuts through the nerve and the
worms fall to the floor.
Fry swings on the cut nerve and lands
on a catwalk. He runs along it, slashing nerves as he goes. "Ow!
The worms look up and gasp. Fry
stands next to a lobe at the end of the catwalk.
Fry "Now, the hand-eye
He cuts it and staggers around,
cutting some more nerves. He batters the catwalk.
Worm Guard 1 "Stop it, man!"
Fry hits the catwalk again and it
falls. The worms surround him with their swords. He crawls into a
Worm Mayor "You've damaged your
brain, Universe, but no more than a week of binge drinking or five
minutes on a cell phone."
Fry stand up and draws his sword at
Fry-Droid "I was just working my
way towards the medulla oblongata, control centre of the heart and
lungs. And if I kill myself, you die with me."
The worms scream.
Worm Guard 2 "Wait a minute,
Fry-Droid "I hope Satan has a
nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living!"
He holds his sword back over his
shoulder, ready to cut the medulla oblongata. The Worm Mayor stares
in disbelief. Fry twitches.
Worm Mayor "Stop! We'll leave."
He puts his sword away.
Worm Mayor "But one day you'll
be eating a fast-food burger and boom! You'll be crawling with us
again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!"
He points at himself. He gestures to
the worms and they leave.
Suddenly The What-Was Not Meant To
Be Seen Machine changes.
Inside Robot Arms Apartments
,Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Bender stands in the doorway of Fry's
room wearing pyjama bottoms. Fry sighs.
Bender "Sorry you struck out,
Inside Fry's Bedroom.
Bender "If it's any consolation,
my life is great! Babes! Bucks! I got it all! "
Fry "Well, at least I learned
Leela's a lost cause. I give up."
Bender "There you go!"
Bender "Goodnight. I gotta get
up early to go parasailing with movie stars!"
The door closes. Fry picks up a book
called "My First Holophonor, and leans it up on a chair. He
pulls the chair towards him and plays his holophonor. Smooth,
harmonic music comes from the holophonor. The holophonor swirls
form a pink ball in the air. A smile trickles around the ball. A
single eye opens in the middle of it and some purple hair held up
in a ponytail appears on top. Fry smiles and continues playing.
The What-Was Not Meant To Be Seen
Back to the now in the Planet
Express Ship Cockpit. Bender is laughing, Leela is silent.
Bender "Wasn't that funny
Leela says nothing.
Bender "Isn't it just pathetic ,
that Fry would play his Holophonor, just like that almost every
night for you."
Leela says nothing.
Bender "And sometimes he would
cry himself to sleep and say, why don't you love me Leela, I'll try
Bender turns round to look at Leela.
He sees Leela with a very blood shot eye and crying heavily with
her hand covering her face.
Leela "Oh Fry, I'm not a lost
Leela gets up off the driver seat,
runs off to Fry's cabin and Bender dusts his hands.
Bender "Leela can be really
impulsive when she wants to be. Anyway, another good job well done.
Well I guess I'll go help Zoidberg in his lifelong dream to be a
Narrator "So,Fry and Leela went
on a few dates for the next two weeks and got remarried at one
point plus Leela got pregnant. And thats the back story of the
Devil's Microphone Is A Idol Comedy thing. Oh almost forgot. Bender
put the "The new time paradox code" in a usb
Ending Quote "Farewell, from the
world of yesterday!"
Narrator, Benders, Frys, Leelas, The
Cows, Yuri, The Robot Devil, Zoidbergs, Farnsworths, Vogel, Nixon,
URLs, Smittys, Kif, Zapp, Robot Santa,Roman-Centurion, The Roman
Legionary, Robertos, Superman, Some Guy?, Woman?, Whitey, Mrs. Fry,
Mr. Fry ,Zoid, Hedonismbot, Bush, Dave Chapelle, Bill Hicks, Pat
Short, Terry, Sean, Lou, Kids of the Orphanarium, Announce,
Doctor?, Morris, Munda, Hermes, LaBarbara, Tinny Tim, Countess, Mr.
Wong, Mrs. Wong, Hattie, jellyfish like alien, and Rush.
Scene 1 Planet Express Lounge.
Farnsworth talks to Leela, Fry and Bender,who are from a anther Fan
Fiction parallel universe who want to start a new one.
Farnsworth "You'll be the female
character, you'll be the male character, and you'll be the
alcoholic, foul-mouthed, random robot character and---"
The door behind him opens and the
crew from this Fan Fiction walk in.
Farnsworth "Oh, god, its a happy
ending. I mean, thank God its a happy ending!"
He turns back to the others.
Farnsworth "Look for some other
Farnsworth, who will send the universe is self back in time and you
with it, to start a new Fan Fiction, in some other parallel
Leela "Guess, whats the good
Farnsworth “Your pregnant and
Fry is the father? That is good news!"
Leela "No, not yet but me and
Fry are getting remarried and--"
Farnsworth has gone a sleep stands
Leela "Oh never mind! Come on
Fry lets go to my place."
Fry "What are we going to be
Leela gives Fry sexual look that
tells him his answer.
Leela "Come on."
Leela takes hold of Fry's hand.
Fry worried" Your not going to
tell when were there to get out, like last time?"
Leela "What? No I wont."
Scene 2 in church.
Priest "Let us show an sign of
The people shake each others hands
saying peace be with you, Bender however sticks his middle finger
up at the people siting next to him.
Bender "War be with you!"
Some Guy "What?"
Bender "I must go now, to get
parasailing with movie stars, so war out, y'all."
Bender runs out of the church.
Scene 3 Planet Express Lounge.
Bender and Zoidberg sit at the table with the old rusty looking
Zoidberg "Oh, its It's hopeless!
I'll never be a good comedian."
Bender "No, its not."
Zoidberg "Like how can I?"
Bender "Oh, but you can. Though
you may have to metaphorically make a ,deal with the devil. And by,
devil, I mean, Robot Devil. And by, metaphorically, I mean, get
Scene 4 New Jersey desert. Bender
walks Zoidberg with a dogs lead and whips him with a whip.
Zoidberg being whipped "Ow! This
was not-- Ow! Exactly what I had in mind. Ow!"
Bender "Shut up! I'll tell you,
what you have exactly in mind or not."
Zoidberg "Where we going
Bender "I don't know, your guess
is as good as mine—Oh, wait were there."
Scene 5 Robot Hell.
Enter Bender and Zoidberg on the
slide. They land at the Robot Devil's feet.
Robot Devil "Ah, Bender, new
comer. You've come back for more eternal damnation."
Bender stands up and dust himself
Bender "No, this isn't a
religious visit. Zoidberg just wants not to suck at being a
Zoidberg stands up.
Zoidberg "Yes,I just need--"
Robot Devil "I'm not really
interested in you but Bender however I am."
Robot Devil "I'll give you my
Microphone, which you can control minds, as along as you use for
absolute power corrupts absolutely."
Bender lying "You got it."
The Robot Devil hands Bender the
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Scene New New York Street outside
Robot Arms Apartments. Bender walks out followed closely behind
Fry "Bender, Leela has invented
me over and--"
Fry's sentence was cut short, from
Bender throwing a brick at Fry hitting him in the leg.
Fry "Ow! Why did you, do that
Bender giggles with a hand on his
mouth and Fry walks off.
Bender from hearing a loud jet engine
like noise in the sky, looks up and sees a rocket.
Bender "Is that, me, Ben--"
Bender's sentence was cut short, from
a brick hitting him in the face, knocking him to the ground out
Past_Bender up in the sky "Take
that! You rotor sucking bastard!"
A white envelope marked "Crap
Happens" falls onto the chest of the out cold, lying on the
ground on his back Bender, its on fire and begins to burn up in the
bottom right corner.