Leela: (voice over) I'm
Turanga Leela. I've come to tell the suspenseful, thrilling, and
graphic story of a 3 day journey on Jurassic Planet. It all began on
a Spring day...
(Planet Express: April
Professor: Good news
everyone. We're going on a company vacation to Jurassic Planet.
Leela: Oh, Lord! Not again.
(Everyone remembered what
happened on their last vacation on Titanic: ending with disastrous
Leela: Professor, don't you
remember that project on combining dinosaur DNA with our DNA that you
did 4 years ago? Well,then you told us to take these creatures to
Jurassic Planet and I almost got my arm chewed up by a Turangaraptor
when Fry and I unloaded the cargo bay. So what makes you think we're
going to that planet!?!?
Professor: Oh, don't worry
Leela,Jurassic Planet had built specialized gates so the dinosaurs
won't get out.
Fry: Well,sounds good to
me. What do you say Bender?
Bender: Usually I'd say,"No
way,Meatbags!"and run off, but seeing live dinosaurs,count me
Hermes: Then lets pack our
(Once everyone was packed,
they took off in the Planet Express Ship. Leela was singing her
favorite song,"Savin' Me"to herself as she flew the ship)
gates won't open up for me, with these broken wings I'm fallin' and
all I see is you...
Fry: You sing those
Nickelback songs great, Leela.
(Leela turned bright red at
Fry's compliment to her)
Leela: Oh,thank you Fry.
Leela: (voice over)So after
traveling though space for several minutes,we made it to the landing
zone on Jurassic Planet. But our problems were just beginning. Since
I hadn't been on the planet for 4 years after dropping off the
dinosaurs, I was afraid of getting sneak-attacked by a Turangaraptor
(which is a Velociraptor cloned using my DNA, so it's a dinosaur
format of me).
Professor: Welcome to
Bender: You don't need to
renacted that guy from"Jurassic Park" Professor.
Fry: You OK there Leela? You
look a little shaky.
(Leela was so terrified of
her thoughts of getting attacked by the pack of Turangaraptors,she
couldn't answer Fry at all.)
(The crew went to the
apartment building 10 miles away from the landing zone. Leela and Fry
shared a room while Bender called the closet. At 8: 55 pm. that
night,Fry and Leela were in their pajamas. Leela then told Fry the
truth why she was so shaky earlier. Fry was very understanding about
Fry: Leela,I really
understand how you feel about all this, but there's something I want
you to know.
Fry: It's this: If you're
ever in grave danger,I'll always be there for you.
(In response to this,Leela
embraced Fry for about 3 minutes. Afterward,both Fry and Leela were
Leela: Good night,Fry.
Fry: Good night,Leela. Good
Bender: Night, Meatbags.
(Jurassic Planet: April
Leela: (voice over)Today was
the first day of exploring the planet. Professor had planned a tour
for that day,and when he mentioned about the specialized gates,I felt
Bender: Leela,get the hell
Bender: The Professor needs
us in the lobby for an anouncement.
(So Leela got up,put on a
fresh pair of pants,a clean tank top,and her boots. She headed down
to the 3-story lobby and sat down at the Meeting Table where
Professor made his announcement to the crew. He explained how the
tour was going to run. Afterward,Professor led the crew outside where
Fry noticed 2 strange looking hover-cars.)
Fry: What kinds of
hover-cars are these,Professor?
Professor: Oh,these are
Jurassic Planet's Auto Hover-Cars. We'll be traveling around in
these. Let's get in!
Professor took Hover-Car#1.And Amy,Hermes,and Zoidberg took
Hover-Car#2.Fry was checking out all of things in the car,when he
suddenly pushed a yellow button activating a voice in the car.)
Car Voice: Good day
everyone,and welcome to the Auto Hover-Car Tour!Today we will show
you all the different kinds of dinosaurs on this planet...
Leela: (sigh)Well,here we go
(The tour was more like a
prehistoric safari. The hover-cars passed herds of different kinds of
dinosaurs,such as the horned-faced Philipceratops[Fry as
Triceratops],and the long-necked Professorontosaurus[Professor as
Car Voice: If you look to
your left,you'll see a herd of Hermesauruses.The plates on it's back
are used as mating displays,but the spikes on it's tail is used to
defend itself from predators...
(Jurassic Planet: April
Leela: (voice over)As night
fell,the power blew out,causing the hover-cars and the electric gates
to lose energy. The power went out probably because of the storm that
came earlier. Unfortunately,though,we stopped in front of the
Bendersaurus Rex gate.(Bender as T-Rex basically)So we were in
Bender: Well,the Professor
told me that he,Amy,Hermes,and Zoidberg were heading to the labratory
to see if they can reboot the system. So Professor told you(pointing
to Fry)to be in charge,right?
Leela: You still keeping
your promise of being here for me,Fry?
Fry: Leela,When I'm with
you,I always keep my promises.
(Before Leela could hug
Fry,cups of water on the windshield began to shake. Then
Fry,Leela,and Bender heard thuds from footsteps-They froze-They knew
what was heading toward them: Bendersaurus Rex! Leela started to
Fry: Leela,you have to
remain perfectly still. The B-Rex's vision is based on movement.
There it is!
(The B-Rex was swallowing
the remains of a carcass he was eating. When he noticed the gate
ahead,he started to rip the electric wires out of place. A gaurd,who
was sent to check the hover-cars,ran into the nearby shrubs for
cover. The B-Rodex continued to rip the wires.)
Leela: (whisper)Where the
hell does that guy think he's going?
Fry: (whisper)He's a
Bender: (whisper)Like that
guy,Zapp Brannigan.You know,the guy you accidentally slept
(Leela manged to hold back
her anger and humiliation.)
Leela: (whisper)Let's just
drop that damn subju-
(Before Leela could finish
talking,the B-Rex's left eye was looking in at Leela.Then the robotic
beast starts to flip the hover-car over violently. Fry manged to
escape, but Leela and Bender were unfortunate to find themselves
trapped in the bottom of upturned car. Fry had to do something,and
fast! Fry then finds [for some reason] a flare gun in his pocket.)
Fry: (yelling)Hey you!
(The B-Rex bellows at Fry.
Fry then aims the flare gun at a 68 degree angle toward the stormy
night. The flare is launched across the sky into the dense forest and
the B-Rodex follows the flare.)
Gaurd: (whisper) Go away. Go
(But it was too late. The
B-Rex blew away the shrubs,exposing the guard to the menacing beast.)
Gaurd: No. No. NO!!!!!!
(As the guard struggled to
get out of it's mouth,the B-Rex thrashes the guard,breaking every
bone in his body.)
Fry: Come on, Leela. I
Fry: (covering Leela's
(Fry had apparently just got
Leela out from under the car. Leela had spotted the beast coming back
and began to scream in terror. Luckily,Fry stopped Leela screaming
entirely. The B-Rex stared at them,his lips covered in blood.)
Fry: Keep calm,Leela.
B-Rex impulsively starts to spin the upside down car around in a
circle.Bender was still trapped in the car.He struggled to crawl
out,but his leg was snaged in the broken front seat.The B-Rex then
pushed Fry,Leela,and the car down the 200 foot deep revine!)
B-Rex: (roars victoriously)
(Jurassic Planet: April
Leela: (voice over)We were
lying there,Fry and I,with cuts and brusies on 20% of our bodies.I
regained my consciousness earlier that morning.As I checked my head
for any signs of head troma,I noticed something: my plastic scrunchie
was missing.But I had to let that go because then I saw the damaged
hover-car stuck in an 8-story tall tree,and Bender was still in the
car!So I tried to get Fry to help.
Fry: But Leela,I'm scared of
Leela: Oh,come on Fry.Don't
you care about your best friend who's stuck up there?
Fry: Well,yeah but---.
(Leela batted her eye lashes
at Fry and smiles encouragingly.)
Fry: Alright then,Leela.
Voice: Hey,you two
meatbags!Quit bonding down there and get me the hell out here!
(Fry and Leela looked up.It
was Bender,who had regained his consciousness and saw Fry and Leela
from inside the car and was now assuming that Leela and Fry
were"bonding"as he became really pissed off that nither of
them were helping him.Fry began to climb the tree.)
Fry: Here I come,buddy!
Leela: (giggling shyly at
Fry's response to Bender.)
(Fry continued to climb
up.After 5 minutes or so,Bender had completely lost his mind.)
Bender: If you don't get up
here sooner,I'm so going to kick your---!
(Bender pounded his fist on
the cracked windsheild.It shatters.He falls down the
8-stories,screaming like a little girl.)
Fry: Oh,crap.That is what
happens when you don't have patients.Well,I better get down now.
(As Fry climbed down,he
found a small,round object: it was Leela's scrunchie!It was cracked
in two.Fry then puts the scrunchie in his pocket.All of the
sudden,the branch he was standing on broke!He fell on each branch,but
without the branches going between his legs,though.)
Leela: Fry!Are you OK?
Fry: Yeah.But I think I hurt
my pee-wee too much.Is Bender OK?
Bender: DAMN RIGHT,I'M
OK,YOU FILTHY BASTARD!!!!
Leela: Come on.It's not safe
here.These are Bendersaurus hunting grounds.
(So Leela,Fry,and Bender
started to walk up a hillside
out of the revine.Meanwhile at the
Hermes: Professor,Mon.Somethin' went
terribly wrong last night.The power went out,and that Bendersaurus
broke out,I suppose the Turangaraptors broke out,too.
Amy: Hermes,we can't possibly be 100%
sure of that.
Professor: Amy's right.But to make sure
the Raptors didn't escape,(pointing out Amy) you'll have to take some
gaurds with you to check the Turangaraptor gate and Transformer.
Zoidberg: I'll send them in.(He calls
on an intercome)JAKE AND JOSH,REPORT TO THE LAB IMMEDIATELY!
(Jake and Josh were twin brothers who
worked as gaurds for the past 4 years on Jurassic Planet.When they
were told what to do,Amy,Jake,and Josh left the Lab.They found out
that the Raptors DID break out of the gates.Amy went to the
Transformer building and The Twins went to patrol the area around the
building.Meanwhile at the B-Rex territory...)
Fry: Well,I guess we're out of the
Fry: Oh,Leela,I found your
(He hands the scrunchie to Leela.)
Leela: Oh,thanks Fry,I was wondering
where this thing went.
Fry: You know,Leela,you look prettier
with your hair down like that.
(Leela's face had gone bright red and
giggled.But before she could say anything else,Leela spotted a herd
of strange,duck-billed dinosaurs with crests called
Amysaurolophus[Amy as Parasaurolophus].)
Leela: Fry,look at this!
Fry: Uh,their coming this way!RUN!!!
(As the stampede ran by,Fry,Leela,and
Bender look on in terror as the B-Rex brusted out of the trees and
attacked one of the Amysaurolophus.It tried to escape,but it was just
too late.The B-Rex made a bone-crushing bite,and it was all over.Back
at the Transformer building,Amy was fixing the remaining electrical
systems to reboot it.)
Amy: (to walkie talkie)I've got one
more,Professor.It's done!The power is back!
(The lights flicker back to life.)
Amy: Professor,I believe we're back in
Professor: Good,Amy,now contact Jake
(Then,before Amy could hear what the
Professor said,a Turangaraptor burst through the metal bars next to
Amy!The 13ft long,5 1/2ft tall Raptor chased throughout the
building.Finally,Amy ran outside and locked the door behined her
panting.Meanwhile,Jake and Josh were setting up their 10 Gauge
Shotguns preparing to shoot a Turangaraptor that was hiding in the
Josh: OK,on the count of 5: 1,2,3---
(All of the sudden,a second Raptor
bares it's teeth right next to the Twins,hissing.)
Jake: (turns around)You clever bitch!
(The Raptor jumps on top of Jake and
Josh,and begins to slash and bite them to death.Later that night,in a
cave,Bender,Leela,and Fry we're getting ready for a good night's
rest.Bender was already asleep,but Leela and Fry were still awake.)
Leela: If we don't get out of here
alive,I wanted to tell you something.
Leela: Fry.....I LOVE YOU!!!
Fry: (wide eyed)What did you just
Leela: Come here,you orange-haied
(Then Leela pulled Fry in and kissed
him very passionately.Fry was astonished!The woman he loved so
much,felt the same way for him!After about 2 minutes or so,they
stopped kissing.Fry just stared at Leela blankly.He didn't know what
to say.All that was heard were the calls of the dinosaurs in the
Fry: Leela,I hope we do get out of this
hellish planet,I'm beginning to suspect that this godforsaken place
Leela: Me,too Fry.
(Jurassic Planet: April 13th,3008[Day
Leela: (voice over)Last night: I
revealed to Fry my true feelings about him.The night before: Fry
risked his life for me and Bender.And on the first night here: Fry
said that he would always be there to protect me.Probably those 3
major events together,is what brought Fry and I closer together.That
morning,Bender woke Fry and I up,he pointed out that we're not too
far from the Apartment and Lab...
Bender: ...So if we take this path
here,we could be in 10 minutes.
Fry: Are you sure?
(So the 3 of them headed out on the
path,unaware that they're being watched!In the tall,green grass,a
pack of 5 Turangaraptors start to stalk Fry,Leela,and Bender.But one
of the Raptors make a tactical error,it hisses,and Leela hears them.)
Leela: Uh,guys.Now's a good time to RUN
FOR ARE LIVES!!!!!!
(They start to run.Nearing the end of
the path,They burst through the doors of the Lobby.)
Leela: (to walkie
Leela: SEND IN A GODDAMN
HOVER-JEEP!WE'VE GOT RAPTORS ON OUR TAIL!MEET US AT THE LOBBY!
Fry: Oh,crap!Here they come!
Bender: Here,use this Plasma Shotgun!
Fry: Thanks!Hasta la Vista,Raptor Scum!
(He fires the rifle twice,killing 2 of
Bender: Hey,Raptor!Bite my
shiney,metal(offscreen chomp)ass---OOOOWWWWW!Get this thing off my
Fry: Hold still!(gun shot)
Bender: Thanks.Let's outta here!
Leela: We're trapped...
Fry: ...And I'm outta ammo!I guess this
(Or was it!Because then as one of the
Turangaraptors leaped into mid-air,it ended up in the jaws of
Bendersaurus Rex!Then the last standing Turangaraptor leaped onto the
B-Rex and attacked.This gave Fry,Leela,and Bender the oppritunity to
escape.They met up with Professor,Amy,Hermes,and Zoidberg
outside.They hopped in the Jeep and drove away.Back in the Lobby,the
B-Rex had just killed the last of the Raptor Pack.)
B-Rex: (roars victoriously)
Leela: (voice over) We had made it back
to the Planet Express Ship. As we flew away from the planet, Fry and I
told the crew about our love for each other. But to be honest, I don't
think they were paying attention, because I could hear them chatting
about how this was probabily our greatest adventure EVER! And it was
our greatest adventure. And currently, Fry and I still love each
other. I'm Turanga Leela,and I hope you've enjoyed this story of
life, death, and a struggle to survive!