Futurama

Fan Fiction

Memories of Futurama, Part 4
By Dwayne Anderson

Leela: Welcome back. In this final part of the show, we'll be showing you some of the best clips for Fry and me.

Fry: Along with other funny moments of the show that don't fit into any category. Those clips will be played during the credits.

Leela: Our final part of the show is brought to you by "Bender Bits", the new breakfast cereal where instead of milk, you add beer.

Fry: Let's show some more clips of the show. This next set of clips contains clips of everyone's favorite mutant, our favorite delivery boy, and both of them, the second major relationship on the show.

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Fry: Hello, pizza delivery for...I.C. Wiener?

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Fry: My god, it's the future! My family, my girlfriend, I'll never see any of them again! (Cheers)

* * * * *

Fry: Can I ask you a question?

Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.

Fry: Er...

Leela: Is it about my eye?

Fry: Sort of.

Leela: (sighs) Just ask the question.

Fry: What's with the eye?

Leela: I'm an alien, alright?! Let's change the subject!

Fry: Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?

Leela: No, I just work here.

* * * * *

Fry: Er, excuse me, I missed a few lectures. What subject is this?

Teacher: Eygptian Algebra.

Fry: My god! What a nightmare!

Teacher: Mr. Fry! Are those your underpants?

Fry: (Gasps and stands, revealing himself in his underwear. Everyone laughs)

* * * * *

Phone: Collect call from...

Bender: I'm not giving my name to a machine!

Leela: I'll accept.

Bender: Fry is in trouble, and he needs help! Now, I don't like you, and you don't like me...

Leela: I like you.

Bender: You do? Look, are you gonna help or not?

Leela: I don't know why I should, I mean after he...

Bender: Wait, what is it you like best about me?

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Fry: I don't feel well!

Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it here in hell!

Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel!

Leela: Come on Fry, don't be scared! I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so just sit back, enjoy the ride!

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

* * * * *

Leela tries to play the fiddle, but hits Beezlebot on the head with it instead.

* * * * *

Leela: Well, our accomadations aren't great, but it sure is beautiful out here.

Fry: Yeah, it's pretty romantic, uh, I mean platonic! That sure is one platonic view!

Leela: Fry, just be quiet. I'm beginning to think this whole fake fiancee thing was a terrible, terrible... (gasps and kisses Fry who moans with pleasure)

* * * * *

Leela: It would have been nice if you had told me you were going out with Amy.

Fry: I'm not going out with Amy. It's just to fool her parents. Hey, you're not jealous are you?

Leela: What? No, no, of course not!

Fry: Good, cause I consider my fake relationship with you to be a lot more meaningful.

* * * * *

Leela: Looks like everyone's got somebody...except me.

Fry: And me.

(They look at each other, and are about to kiss, but a rumbling knocks their heads together.)

* * * * *

Fry: Hey look! There's our nebula! Whenever I see it, I'll always remember the time when we... (black hole sucks it in) Uh, never mind!

* * * * *

Fry sneaks a peek at a monkey's paper, then copies the drawings of banana's. He chuckles to himself.

* * * * *

Fry: What are you showing right now?

Man: Single Female Lawyer. It's the season finale. Ya wanna watch?

Fry: I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre, "The World's Blankiest Blank".

Man: She is wearing the world's shortiest skirt.

Fry: I'm in!

* * * * *

Bully: Say dollface, how'd you like to make time with a real man?

Leela: No! I'm not attracted to bullies! No matter how big and...handsome they are!

Fry: It's ok Leela, go ahead! I got alot of work to do here.

Bully: Sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me fifty bucks.

Fry: Fifty bucks?! Not even if she was my girlfriend, you take her!

Leela: Fry! Although I suppose we could go for a walk on the beach.

Bully: Uh no thanks mame, I'm actually gay!

* * * * *

Leela portrays the Single Female Lawyer.

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Leela: I've never seen anyone so addicted to Slurm!

Fry: This is nothing. Back in the twentieth century, I drank a hundred cans of cola a day, up until after my third heard attack.

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Fry, Bender, and Leela react to the secret ingredient of slurm. Fry drinks some Slurm.

Leela: Fry!

(Fry spits it out. He breathes a sigh of relief. Then he starts drinking again.)

Leela: Fry!

(Fry spits up again.)

* * * * *

Fry pulls a tub full of Slurm over to the controls to save his friends.

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Fry tries to naw off his arms to fit through the grating to go after the Slurm that Leela dumped down.

* * * * *

Fry: Hey what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?

Vet: I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.

Fry: (Chuckles) Yeah well good luck! It would take some kind of genius to count up all those rings.

Vet: (Takes a look) He's five!

* * * * *

Crew: What day is today? It's Nibbler's birthday! What a day for a birthday! Let's all have some cake!

Fry: And you smell like one too!

* * * * *

Fry: Hey, my clothes are worth fifty bucks!

Clerk: Deal!

(The next scene shows Fry naked)

* * * * *

Fry falls off the clock numerous times while trying to get the bird he bought, until save by Leela.

* * * * *

Santa: You've been very naughty Fry and Leela! I checked my list!

Fry: Well check it twice!

Santa: I perform over fifty mega-checks per second! You're both naughty for disregarding eachother's feelings!

Leela: But we set things right! Fry even risked his life to get me a present!

Santa: But what about your other co-workers?! Did either of you ever stop to think aboutDr. Zoidberg's feelings?

Fry: No! I swear!

* * * * *

Fry: Hey look! We're under the mistletoe.

(He and Leela almost kiss, but are interupted by Santa's T.O.W missile)

* * * * *

Amy sees a door labelled "Amy Wong Naked". She peeks through.

Amy: Hey, that's me!

Bender: No it isn't! I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them onto someone else's body!

(Leela takes a look)

Leela: Hey!

* * * * *

Leela meeking Alkazar for the first time.

* * * * *

Leela and Alkazar making love.

* * * * *

Leela: He's crude, gross, and he treats me like a slave!

Fry: Then dump his one-eyed ass!

Leela: I can't! If I leave Alkazar, that's the end of the cyclops race! And I won't let that happen! Even if it means a lifetime of unhappiness.

(A toilet flushes)

Alkazar: Leela, mop-up on aisle #2!

(Laughs are heard)

Leela: I'm dump him tonight at dinner!

* * * * *

Cubert: What's wrong with you people?! Haven't you ever seen a genius' weiner before?!

(Crew reply)

Fry: Well, once in the park!

* * * * *

Fry: I'll be right back!

(Fry dives into the water. Seconds later, the toilet flushes. The water drains off the floor.)

Leela: You did it Fry!

Fry: (Zipping his pants) Did what?

* * * * *

Umbriel: What the hell is that?

Fry: Yeah I'm a little confused too. I mean, how do I...you know, with the tail and all?

Umbriel: I'm not your first, am I? I mean, I lay my eggs, then I leave, and you release your fertilizer.

(Fry runs out of the house)

Fry: Why couldn't she have been the other type of mermaid?! With the fishy part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?!

* * * * *

Leela while eyepatched, eats a salad, which turns out to be the flowers.

* * * * *

Fry starts picking his nose.

Smitty: He's making a break for it! Get him!

Fry: No, no, I was just picking my nose!

Smitty: He's picking his nose! Get him!

* * * * *

Fry and Leela are shown in bed together.

Leela: So Fry, what do you think of the impulsive new me?

Fry: I like it!

Leela: Good, then let me just get the lights.

(The lights go out. Fry screams.)

Fry: I like it!

* * * * *

Zapp: Kif, what's the worst rank you can get?

Kif: Being your assistant.

Zapp: Wrong, being your assistant!

Fry: That doesn't sound too bad.

Kif: You'll speak when I tell you to you filthy worm!

* * * * *

Zapp: Leela! So it's you I've been attracted to! God I've never been so relieved to be beat up by a woman!

Leela: Let's do it again some time.

* * * * *

Fry and Leela hugging in "Parasites Lost".

* * * * *

Leela: You gave your oxygen to me? (She panics and starts CPR)

* * * * *

Leela: How'd you do Fry?

Fry: I'll tell you when my horse finishes. (Seconds later) Bad!

* * * * *

Fry: Hey Leela, how about a kiss for good luck?

Leela: (Sighs and kisses him)

Fry: I meant tongue luck.

* * * * *

Fry: You guys are crazy! Leela doesn't need surgery! (Looks at Leela) You look great the way you are.

* * * * *

Leela: She doesn't need an operation, she's fine the way she is!

Adlai: Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were.

Leela: Damn right I was!

Fry: Yay!

Leela: Shut up Fry!

* * * * *

Leela and Fry hug at the end of "The Cyberhouse Rules".

* * * * *

Fry: You've made a terrible mistake! He's a human being, not a machine! Oh Fry! (Clasps his head against her breasts. He starts beeping faster.)

* * * * *

Leela: Ok, this has got to stop! I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can!

Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?

(Amy slaps him)

Leela: Fry, this is for you. (She plants a long wet kiss on him. She pulls away after several seconds. Several more seconds of staring.)

Fry: Beep.

Leela: Oh for god's sake!

* * * * *

Several scenes of Fry with Lucy.

* * * * *

Fry and Leela's wedding and divorce.

* * * * *

Fry's message to Leela in the stars, which gets blown up.

* * * * *

Farnsworth: What the hell have you done Fry?!

Fry: Relax, she can't be my grandmother, I figured it all out.

Farnsworth: Of course she's your grandmother you perverted dope! Look!

(Fry's grandmother is knitting and wearing glasses.)

Grandma: Come back to bed deary.

Fry: (Gasps) It's impossible. I mean, if she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather?

Farnsworth: Isn't it obvious? You are!

Fry: (Screams)

* * * * *

Fry: I had the professor analyze the list the letter found with you at the orphanage.

Leela: What does it say?

Fry: I dunno. But the analysis showed it was printed on recycled toilet paper!

* * * * *

Leela has a tearful reunion with her parents.

* * * * *

Crowd: What do you want?

Fry: Fry's dog!

Crowd: When do you want it?

Fry: Fry's dog!

* * * * *

Fry: I'll miss you Leela, I'll come back when I'm all big and grown up.

Leela: (whispering) Bring beer.

Morris: No beer till you finish your tequila!

* * * * *

Leela and Fry look at each other at the end of "The Why of Fry".

* * * * *

Leela sobs over Fry's dead body in "The Sting". Numerous scenes from the romantic dreams are shown. They hug at the end of the episode.

* * * * *

Leela: You guys are dating?

Fry 2: Oh no no. We're married!

* * * * *

Leela: Have you robot version's of you guys seen any extra Zoidberg's around here?

Robot Fry: Negative. Will you go out with me?

Leela: Uh, access denied!

(Robot Fry's head explodes)

* * * * *

Fry: Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!

Bender: Just like at the movie theater! Woooo!

* * * * *

Leela: Well Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.

Bender: As usual! Woooooooooo!

* * * * *

Fry's opera for Leela.

* * * * *

Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.

(Fry picks up the holophonar and plays a tune. An image of Fry and Leela appears. They kiss and run into the distance.)

* * * * *

Leela: What a great way to end the show.

Fry: It may be the end of the series, but the fans will always remember the show by all these clips we've shown. In fact, all the clips we've shown are just a small fraction of the memorable moments on the show.

Leela: If you think about it, every moment on the show is great. That's why Fry got every episode on tape. Plans for a possible Futurama movie have been announced. Let's all hope it does get fulfilled.

Fry: And unfortunately, it appears that we're out of time. There are many great moments on this show. But there's just not enough time to hear them all.

* * * * *

During the credits, the following clips are seen. The song "Don't You Forget About Me" played at the end of "Luck of the Fryish"

-Scenes from Fry being cyrogenetically frozen.
-Bender with the moon farmer's daughters.
-Bender wearing a green sweater and hiding oil cans in it.
-Fry reacting to first hearing about his fortune in "A Fishful Of Dollars".
-Bender's romance with the Countess on the Titanic, their escape, and the Countess being sucked into the black hole.
-Hermes threatening to jump off the balcony.
-Fry retching after smelling the huge garbage ball.
-Fry and Leela disguised as robots, fleeing from the anti-human patrol.
-The crew in a Pac-Man game.
-Leela the wicked witch melting after water is dumped on her.
-Fry placing the clover back into his nephew's grave.
-Scenes of Leela from the ending of "Leela's Homeworld"
-Fry kissing Leela at their wedding.
-Kif giving birth to his children.
-Mushu the whale throwing up.
-The crew escaping from Titanic.
-The crew hitting Fry to make him cry out the emperor.
-Leela fighting some liquid people.
-Scenes from Fry's opera.
-Kif rescuing Amy from a dust devil.
-Bender claiming victory over Elzar on a cooking show.
-Fry pulling off his nose when Lrrr wants to harvest his lower horn.
-Lrrr and Ndnd kissing.
-Hermes reacting to the snapping of a little boy's back during a Limbo competition.
-Fry getting his grandfather killed.
-Bender changing into a werecar.
-Bender brewing his own beer, with help from Fry and Leela.
-Bender bending a girder into the shape of a heart.
-Bender riding a bicycle with Angelyne, while Fry rides the professor.
-Fry and Zoidberg in Claw-Plaque.
-Fry kissing Umbriel.
-Fry jumping into bed with Umbriel.
-Fry and Michelle freezing themselves.
-Farnsworth and MOM naked in bed.
-Bender hanging a picture on the inside of his chest. Orphans hug him.
-Zapp performing his song for Leela.
-Leela waking up after sleeping with Zapp.
-Zoidberg doing the apology dance.
-Leela in karate class.
-Bender punching Destructor during the fight.
-Fry playing his holophonar, during the final scene of the series finale.
-Fry and Leela holding hands at the end of "Love and Rocket".

The End

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