Based on a flash movie, "Perfect Kirby".
Note: Some of you might know that I
have been trying to make a series after I'm done with the stories.
Now I'm done with that. This series is called Perfect Fry which is
similar to Fryfan's SpyORama but with much humor, action, and
parodies. Also you get to meet the Futurama characters, Nintendo
characters, Homer Simpson, (a little bit) of Seinfeld, other stuff,
and all the other characters that I made in this series are
originally made by me. Also this story will have 2 contents. One is a
commercial break which shows flashback from my other stories or
something else and also a phony commercial. Also another content is
out-takes. There might be out-takes on other episodes of this series.
All the stories that I am now making might be for the series or
something else or I might do sequels that are not my based on my
series so you should watch out what you are reading (::lol::). This
pilot is all about how Fry got into the Perfect Agency and how well
he can do on his first mission! Well, I hope you enjoy the show!
Episode #1: Perfect Another Day
Mission Tip: Never fight with your
mouth full with food.
Series Created By: Charlton Jon
Villavelez (aka soulkid2000)
We see Fry playing Perfect Dark for the
Fry: Wow. I can't believe in the year
3000, N64 now cost only 99 cents.
His phone rings. Fry picks up his
A voice is heard.
Brett: Hello this is Brett, is this Fry
I'm speaking to?
Brett: Good. Now Fry, I see you are a
big fan of video games right?
Brett: Well, do you play on Xbox Live?
Brett: Remember my gamertag, Head
Fry: Yeah. I remember you. I played
with you on Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3: Black Arrow.
Brett: Well, to tell you the truth, I'm
actually the head of a secret agency known as the Perfect Agency and
this agency is to make Earth a better place. and I want you to join
Fry is confused.
Fry: Is this Kramer, my next
Brett: No Fry. So you wanna join?
Fry: Okay, sure.
Brett: Good. Then come meet me in a
white car in 1 hour. I'll be right near Pasta Cafe. Also come alone.
Fry: Okay. See you Kramer.
Fry and Brett hang up the phone.
Brett: I hope I'm doing the right
Bender: I hope you are!
Fry then leaves his apartment and sees
Kramer leave his apartment too.
Kramer: Fry, you wanna go to England
and have X-cellent waffles with me.
Fry: No thanks.
Kramer: Okay dokey.
Fry and Kramer then leaves the plaza.
1 hour later...
Fry sees a white car and enters it.
Fry and Brett meet and they shake their
hands and then let go.
Brett: Hello, Fry. I am Brett.
Fry looks at Brett and see he is
wearing a gray shirt and black pants and also he is bald.
Fry: Uh... hi?
Brett: Now what I am about to show in
about 5 minutes is a secret so don't tell anyone that's off-campus.
Brett: Good. Now Fry, I would like to
present one of the workers in the agency.
Fry looks behind and sees two guys.
Brett: Fry, I'm sure you remember Mario
Mario: Hey ya it's a me, Mario. Nice to
meet ya Fry. Hey ya, I'm going cook Pasta for everyone when we get
Luigi: Mario, we have been eating Pasta
for 3,000 years. Can we eat something else, like... pizza?
Mario then takes his arms and hands
off the drivers' wheel.
Mario: What! This is an outrage!
Luigi: Ahh! Mario watch out.
On the window is a creature...It's
Mewtwo! (from Pokemon) And it's covered in blood and then is flown
Mario puts his arms and hands on the
Brett then is in shocked and then
closes the window that shows Mario and Luigi.
Fry is confused.
Fry: That was weird.
Brett: Don't worry. You'll get used to
Brett and Fry then get out of the car
and enter an building that looks like Peach's Castle.
Fry: Wait a minute! I know this place!
This is where they fans of a futuristic cartoon can go in and have
Brett: Yes. It is TLZ but underground
it is much better. Underground is where are headquarters are. Thank
god the staff of TLZ helped us.
Brett and Fry enter the elevator.
Brett pushes a red button that says
Fry: Uh, you shouldn't have done that.
Brett: Don't worry... that's just a
Brett: Still not used to the future?
Fry and Brett then exit the elevator
and enters the PA's HQ.
Then Fry's word echoes.
Fry: Hey you, shut up.
Then Fry's words echoes.
Brett: Uh, Fry. It's better if you
don't do that.
Brett: Now Fry, I shall tell you about
We see Bender, Leela, Mario, Luigi,
Samus, Homer Simpson, Joanna Dark, Prof. Dollar, Amy, Zoidberg, Prof.
Bluehair, Phil, Detroit, and Brett.
Fry: I already know you Brett.
Brett than leaves the line.
Brett: So you'll get to know more about
the staff later on the series.
Fry: What did you say?
Fry stares at him.
Fry: Okay, forget about that.
Brett: Okay, now let me show you where
Prof. Dollar's place is.
Fry and Brett go inside Prof. Dollar's
Fry: By the way, who is Prof. Dollar?
Brett: Prof. Dollar is just a professor
but likes to be paid 99 cents or one dollar a week.
Fry: Hmm. That's cheap.
Prof. Dollar turns around and he looks
like he has pointy hair, glasses, and is wearing a labcoat. He turns
Prof. Dollar: Hello Fry. I'm sure you
already know my name.
Prof. Dollar: Well I have all the
weapons for you...
Prof. Dollar brings out a open suitcase
showing all kinds of weapons.
Prof. Dollar: such as laser, 50. Cal,
D.Eagle, G3A3, Falcon 2 Scope, and Magsec 5.
Fry: Sweet. All of these weapons are my
favorites from the games that I played.
Prof. Dollar: Well I hope you enjoy
Brett: Yes. But first you gotta learn
how to use them. One of the workers that will help you, his name is
Fry: Okay, sure.
Fry walks over a big room.
Phil: Hello Fry. My name is Phil and
today I'll teach how to fight.
Phil: Right down to business. How is
Fry: Let me check.
Fry kick his leg up and then falls
Phil is in shock.
Fry: Okay, how is your shooting?
Fry: Let me check.
Fry picks up a D. Eagle and tries to
shoot at the target but then misses.
Fry: Let me try more.
4 Hours later...
We see blood, bullets formed into a
smiley face, and fire on the wall.
Brett: Fry! Stop it.
Fry then stops having his fun.
Brett: Now you'll know your mission.
Fry and Brett enter a dark room and we
see the projector showing a map of England.
Brett points at the map.
Brett: Okay Fry, what is this?
Fry: Uh... a map.
Brett: Okay but what kind of map.
Fry: Uh.. things.
Brett: No Fry, this is a map of
Fry: England? I thought there was no
England, only Ireland.
Brett: That's not true, Fry. Now your
mission is to find out who is bringing Xboxes to England so that
there will be no more Xboxes.
Brett: Yes. Huh? Fry!
Fry is speaking on his cell-phone.
Fry: Remember to bring Chinese food.
Brett: I think you need some help.
Fry: No I don't!
Brett: I think you do.
Fry: No I Don't!! I'll show you all I
don't need one! Good day, Mr. Brett.
We see 2 signs that says "Go Left
For Daycare" and "Go Right To Exit".
Fry enters a room on the middle of both
of the signs.
Fry slams the door.
Brett: Uh... Fry, did you realize that
you just walked into a closet.
Fry then uses a gun and shoots the door
and the door falls down.
Fry: I knew that!!!
Fry then goes to the exit.
The next day...
Brett is using a camera. The camera is
showing Fry sitting on his couch and watching television.
Brett calls Fry.
Fry's phone rings and Fry picks it up.
Brett: Uh, Fry... are still doing the
Fry: Uh... yes! I almost cracked this
Brett: Really? Because my cameras show
me that you are just sitting on your couch and just watching
Fry: Huh? Where?
Fry looks around and sees a camera on
top of his refrigerator.
Fry: Oh, crap. Wait! I have to pick up
Fry and Brett hang up the phone.
Fry picks up Kramer's mail and then
drops it in Kramer's apartment.
Fry: A job well done.
Fry then see boxes with a picture of a
Fry: Wait! Xboxes, Kramer, England,
X-cellent waffles. Oh my god! A penny!
Fry then picks up the penny and then
puts it in his pocket.
Fry: Oh wait! Kramer is sending the
Xboxes to the "X-Cellent Waffles) company from England!
Fry then leaves Kramer's apartment and
then enter his own.
Fry picks up the phone.
Fry: This is Fry! I need a ride to the
Then Mario and the arwing crashes Fry's
Fry enters the arwing.
Mario: Okay. I'll be your driver today.
I'll take you to ya HQ.
The arwing then enters the HQ.
NOW COMMERCIAL BREAK....
Charlton: We now go take a flashback
from my first story... Spaceship.
::people charge into the Planet Express
::People go to the doors and hurt their
The people: Oww!!!
Farnsworth: The doors are locked.
The people: D'oh!
::people rub their heads::
::Farnsworth activates the doors to
We see Brett lying down on a couch in
Prof. Dollar's place.
Brett: I just feel that Fry needs help.
If he doesn't pass, I have to delete his memory.
Then we see Prof. Dollar making a
drawing of himself smiling while holding two one-dollar bags.
Prof. Dollar: Well, he gotta admit.
He's a beginner. And beginners should always be given a second
Fry enters Prof. Dollar's place really
Fry: Brett! I know who is the one who
is bringing the Xboxs to England.
Brett: Yeah right, Fry. Pull my hair to
see if I care.
Fry: Seriously. My next apartment-door
neighbor Kramer is bringing the Xboxes to the "X-Cellent
Waffles" company and the company is in England.
Brett: Wait a minute... Of course! Your
neighbor Kramer has been a big fan of waffles and since the waffles
company is about to go bankrupt, Kramer try to help them!
Fry: Let's stop him now.
Brett: Okay. To The Great Fox!
10 seconds later...
Fry and Brett are near the Great Fox.
Fox: Hello, my name is Fox McCloud and
I'll be your driver today.
Mario: Hey ya, Fox. You don't have to
do ya driving. I'll do it.
The staff: NoNoNoNONoNoNoNoNoNo!
Charlton: Please god no! (then cries)
Mario: Ya fine then.
Fry, Brett, and Fox enter the Great
Fox: (on speaker) Please buckle up and
sit on your seats and enjoy your flight. Also enjoy your in-flight
movie, Zilla AS God, Rated R for cartoon violence, stupid language,
and Japanese talking.
The movies ends.
Fry: It should be called God as Zilla,
or GodZilla. So anyway, we need to get their fast!
10 Seconds later...
Brett: we're here already.
Fry: Good. Who knows what his mid is up
We see Kramer on his plane.
Kramer picks up gum that is sticking on
Kramer: (talking to himself) Huh? This
must be the gum that I ate when I was 11.
Fox: (on speakers) We are now in
England. Fry, time to land.
Brett: Would you still like to get a
Brett: Okay. Your first partner is...
Fry: Sweet. I knew Bender ever since we
had that party because I just joined.
A arwing is landed on the grass (of
England). And we see Bender exits the arwing that was driven by
Bender: Thanks Mario.
Bender tips Mario.
Mario: Your welcome ya...King Bender.
Mario leaves with the arwing.
Fry also exits in the Great Fox but
lands on the ground.
The great fox leaves.
Fry gets up.
Fry: Next time, I drive.
Fry and Bender now see Kramer near a
"X-Cellent Waffles" truck company and they walk up to him.
Kramer doesn't notice they are there.
Kramer: Yeah Yeah. Just put those Xboxs
in that box of boxes in this boxes truck.
Kramer then sees Fry and Bender.
Kramer: Ahh! Fry! You! What are you
Fry: Kramer, I'm from a secret perfect
Bender: (whispers to Fry) Which is not
a secret anymore?!
Fry: Right... (thinks Bender is wrong).
Anyway, I'm here to arrest you.
Kramer: Uh... you'll never catch me!
Kramer then runs up the stairs.
Fry: Stupid Kramer.
Bender: I'll go follow him.
Bender follows Kramer to stop him.
Bender: Hey, don't make me get boned!
Fry turns around and sees someone.
Italian: Hey! I'm trying to make ya
phone call. Keep it down there if you know what's good for yya...
Fry shoots the Italian.
Fry then kills alot of people from the
Fry then shoots a guy's ketchup.
Ketchup Guy: Hey, why you!
Fry then shoots the guy that used to
have to ketchup.
Fry then enters a room.
Fry then shoots all the people but the
people are not dying, there dying in slow-motion.
Fry has just wasted ammo.
All the people had died, but one person
Fry then jumps and then kicks the guy
out the window and then the guy lands on a store called "Hyrule
Link: This is so boring. I should do
The guy lands and crashes on Link's
Link: Hey! Why you?!
Link then kills the guy really hard and
Link: That.. felt... GOOD!!!
Fry's phone rings. Fry picks it up.
Bender: Help! I'm on the top of roof...
Kramer then kicks Bender on the head
and Bender lies down sleeping.
Bender:... The roof right next to you.
Fry hangs up the phone and sees Bender
A Guy: Hey!
Fry then finds a Xbox. Fry smacks a guy
with the Xbox and then throws an Xbox to another guy and the guy's
head comes off.
Fry: Ew! You two don't look pretty
Fry then sees a rope hanging on the
Great Fox. Fry holds to the rope.
Fry: Yee haw!
Fry then is on top of the roof.
Kramer: Okay, Fry... you're next!
Fry then bends down in order to dodge
Fry then takes out a D. Eagle then
Brett and Prof. Dollar is on the roof
and right next to them is Bender sleeping.
Brett: Is Bender gonna be okay?
Prof. Dollar: Let me think.
10 seconds later...
Prof. Dollar: He's okay. He's just
sleeping. That is all.
Brett sees Fry with a dead Kramer.
Fry: I'm done.
Brett: Great! Here's you stats.
Mission Status: Complete.
Agent Status: Active
Mission Time: 36 Hours
Weapon Of Choice: D. Eagle
Shot Total: 500
Head Shots: 75
Body Shots: 100
Limb Shots: 75
Fry: Yeah! I'm the greatest!
Fry then shoots wild and accidentally
shoots a guy.
Fry: Okay... see you on Saturday!
Another Note: Well, thanks for reading
the pilot of my new series and I would like to thank you all for
reading it. I would also like to thank Graham for putting up my
stories. I hope you all give it a awesome review. If everybody likes
this series, they can email me or just rank this. The more everybody
likes it (by emailing me or ranking this pilot and other episodes), I
would make more episodes. Now here are some out-takes.
Scene: Opening. Take One
Fry: I can't believe the N64 has now
Fry: I can't believe the N64 costs only
99 cents... I'm just joking! The N64 costs $100 still in the year
Scene: Phone Call. Take One.
Brett: Is your refrigerator running
Fry: Shut up!
Brett: Is this SpongeBob?
Fry: No. Spongebob's from England.
Brett: Is this SpongBoob? HahaHahaHa.
SpongBoob? What the hell is that?
Fry: From your mother.
Brett: Is this Neo?
Fry: No. He's at that mental place.
Brett: Is this Charlton.
Fry: He's your father.
Brett: Or son.
Brett: You know, crime doesn't pay!
Brett: Is this Fry?
Fry: No. I mean...
Brett hangs up.
Brett: Is This Brett?
Fry: No. This is Fry speaking.
Brett: Is this Fry?
Fry: Is this Brett?
Fry: Is this Fry?
Brett: Is this Fry?
Fry: A yessssssssssssss.
Final Take (after this take we did
Scene: Fry Lands On England. Take One.
Fry: Next time, no one drives.
Fry: Next time, Charlton drives.
Fry: Next time, Brett drives. Wait,
forgot about that one.
Fry: Okay... see you Sunday, wait
that's a bad day... see you on Monday.
Fry: Okay... see you on Wednesday, wait
that's a bad day... see you on Friday! (then he smiles and leaves)