Futurama

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Resident Leela, Part 3
By Max Bellamy

The lights turn on in the mall. It is daytime. The group wakes up from a cold nights sleep. Fry and Shaun are still covered in Morbo's blood. They notice this.

Shaun: Fry, do you think we should wash our clothes?

Fry: What's the point, we'll probably get it splooshed with zombie guts anyway.

Shaun: You got a point there.

Leela: So, what are we going to do?

Fry: Well, first, we're going to make some waffles at the food court.

Liz: I think she means about how to get out of here.

Fry: Oh.

Bender: Ah, face it, we're doomed.

Leela: What do you have to worry about Bender? You're a robot. Robots can't be zombies.

Bender: They've been known to! Oh wait, I'm mistaking that with movie stars.

Shaun: Poor Ben Affleck's head.

Bender: What?

Shaun: Nothing.

Smitty: Enough with the talk! We have to get out of here!

URL: Damn right.

Leela: Calm down you two. We all want to get out of here as much as the next person....

Bender: Actualy, I'm fine here.

Ed: Me too.

Leela: Excluding Bender and Ed, we all want to get out here as much as the next person, but fighting and pointing fingers won't solve anything.

Fry: Yeah, she's right. We need to work together. It's what we agreed on, right Smitty?

Smitty: Yeah.

Shaun: Okay, first, we need to find some more weapons, anything we can find. Second, we need to find some vehicles that we need to escape in.

Smitty: There's two transportation vehicles in the garage. If we can start them, we might have a chance.

Leela: How come you never told us about this?

Smitty: No one asked.

Ed: Um, I don't mean to rain on everyone's parade, but where's that reporter lady?

Leela: The drunken fat guy make a good point. Where's Linda?

Ed: I'm not fat! Just drunk. Only a little drunk though. I had a beer for breakfast.

Scene: Garage

Linda has found the transportation vehicles. She gets in one and drives through the gate. Unfortunately, there are tons of zombies behind the gate. She tries her best to avoid them, but the truck flips over. The zombies bust through the window and tear Linda apart. The gang can see this right outside the window.

Scene: Mall

Everyone just witnessed Linda's demise.

Leela: My god.

Fry: Crap, she just busted that gate. Zombies can come through any minute!

Shaun: Well, there's only one thing we can do.

Zoidberg: Go out for some food?

Shaun: No, make a last stand.

Fry: He's right. We have to fight our way to get to that truck and get out of here. Everyone, grab anything that looks like it could be used as a weapon.

Suddenly, zombies bust in. The gang runs away. URL and Bender stay behind.

Bender: Truce?

URL: Truce.

Bender removes the light battons from his chest and gives on to URL. They both charge at the zombies and begin to clobber them.

Scene: Jackson's Department Store:

Fry, Leela, Shaun, Ed, Liz, Hermes, and Smitty run into the store.

Hermes: Where's that stinking crab Zoidberg?

They see Zoidberg just outside, snipping the zombies heads off. Suddenly, he is attacked from the back and is devoured.

Fry: Zoidberg!!!

Leela: No time to mourn Fry. We have to find a way out of here!

Fry Looks around.

Fry: I have an idea.

The zombies begin to slowly walk into the store. The gang is not there, suddenly, Fry comes out with a lawnmower with the blade facing the zombies. Shaun, Ed, and Liz come out with shovels, Smitty with cutters, and Leela with a weed whacker.

Fry: Let's go!

They run straight at the zombies and the carnage ensues. Fry is killing the most zombies with the lawnmower. Blood shoots from all directions and limbs fly everywhere. Smitty doesn't seem to be doing much. The clippers seem to do barely any damage. Zombies surround him and begin biting him. Fortunately for him, Fry doesn't notice him when he comes barelling in with his lawnmower and cuts down the zombies and Smitty. Leela is also doing well with her weed whacker, and the Shaun Squad is doing fantastic with their shovels. They manage to kill all the zombies around them. Blood is everywhere. Everyone takes a small break.

Shaun: Wow Fry. Where did you learn to use a lawnmower like that?

Fry: I saw it in a movie once.

Hermes then come sout of the department store.

Hermes: I'm so glad to be out of there. I cna't believe we're still alive.

Leela: Behind you!

Hermes is too late. A zombie bites his neck. Fry jumpstarts the lawnmower again and cuts them both down.

Fry: We got to get out of here.

They spot Bender and URL fighting the Zombies. They are both damaged, especially URL.

Bender: I can't hold them off any longer!

URL suddenly has his head torn off by the zombies. Since there are no organs in him, they move on. Suddenly, Fry comes running in with the lawnmower clearing the path for everyone. They all follow Fry, killing zombies along the way.

Scene: Garage

They all make it to the garage. After mowing down some zombie, they get in the truck and are about to drive off. Before they did, they managed to tie Fry's Lawnmower to the front, and Leela's weedwacker to the side. They bust out of the mall and kill a lot of zombies.

Leela: We have to find a way out of here.

Shaun: But where would we go?

Liz: There has to be a conatinment center somewhere, to protect other people from the zombies.

Fry: If that's the case, there's only one way to go.

Bender: Where?

Fry: Mom's.

Scene: Mom's Corperation Building:

As they near closer to the building, more zombies appear. As they are fighting them off, they see Walter opening the door.

Walter: Come on!

They drive up to the building and pop out of the car, they run as fast as they can an run into the building. Walter shuts the door. The gang gasp for air. They look up and see Mom and her three sons.

Mom: What are you people doing here?

Leela: Incase you didn't notice, there's a horde of zombies taking over the city.

Fry: Many people died. Including Hermes and the Professor.

Mom: Farnsworth? Well good riddance!

Leela: What's wrong with you you insesitive hag!

Mom: How dare you!

Igner: Mommy, I think we should take the helicopter.

Mom slaps Igner.

Mom: Shut your trap retard!

Igner: Ow!

Shaun: Wait, you've had a helicopter this whole time?

Mom: Of course, what do you think I am? Stupid?

Ed: Let's blow this joint!

Mom pulls out a gun and shoots Ed in the arm. Ed falls down.

Mom: No one is goin on that helicopter except me.

Ed: Bloody hell! The hag shot me!

Mom: There's more where that came from tubby.

Shaun: Leave him alone.

Mom: Look at you all. You're all pathetic. Including that fat guy, he's they worst of them all.

Shaun: Hey!

Shaun picks up his shovel.

Shaun: I said leave him alone!

Shaun kocks the gun out of her hand and knocks her out. Fry, Leela, and Bender knock out the three brothers.

Fry: Let's get out of here.

The gang goes to the elevator. As the doors are closing, they see zombies bust through and make a feast out of Mom and her sons.

Scene: Roof.

The elevator makes it to the roof. They get off and see the helicopter. Everyone gets on except Fry and Leela. They look over the roof to see the city swarmed with zombies.

Leela: I can't believe it. Most of out friends out dead, and the city is infested.

Fry: Don't worry Leela. We will make it out of this alive. Soon the world will know the truth about Mom industries. About our pain and suffering. Everyone will help us clear out this city and start anew. But for now, let's get out of here.

Bender: Hey meatbags! You coming or what?

Liz: I don't men to ruin your romantic moment, but I really have to go!

Fry and Leela get on and the helicopter takes off.

Scene: Sea

Not too far out of the city, they notice, the chopper is running out of fuel.

Leela: Dammit, there's barely any fuel here.

Suddenly, the radio turns on and they hear the familiar voice of Kif Kroker

Kif: This is Captian Kif Kroker. You are on approach.

They all look and see an aircraft carrier. Fry Grabs the radio.

Fry: Kif! I'm so gald to hear from you, which is weird!

Kif: Glad to hear from you guys. Now come and make your approach.

They land on the aircraft carrier. Kif comes out in full uniform.

Leela: Hello Kif.

Kif: Hello. Like my outfit?

Bender: Eh, it's okay.

Kif: Any wounded?

Ed: My arm.

Kif: Has he been bitten?

Fry: No. Shot.

Kif: Get him to the medical bay.

Two men come and help Ed.

Fry: So, where are we going?

Kif: We're going to DOOP headquarters, where we are going to blow this thing wide open.

Fry: Good, cause right now, I need some rest.

Leela: You said it Fry.

Fry and Leela look at each other and kiss. Thye then walk away, leving Shaun, Liz, and Bender.

Bender: Well, that's nice and all, but I really need some booze.

Bender walks away.

Liz: Why aren't we ever like that?

Shaun: Like what? Drunk and stupid? That's Ed's thing?

Liz: No. Like those two. All loving and caring.

Shaun: I can do that too. Watch.

Shaun gives her a romantic kiss.

Liz: Well, that's a start.

Shaun: You want to go see if there's a TV here?

Liz: Sure Shaun.

The two walk off as the ship sails away far from the city. The city contains nothing but zombies now, forced to live amongst each other and learn to find food to eat....at least, until the army gets there.

THE END

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