Fan Fiction

Hot Problem
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Ship's Cockpit. Leela sits at the wheel, while Fry sits at the co-ordinates controls, while Nibbler sleeps in a brown dog basket in a corner.

Fry: 'Are we there yet Leela?

Leela: 'Almost Fry, (sexfully) we can have some fun together once we're home.

[From behind them Bender walks in holding a metal tray with two featherless cooked owls.]

Bender: 'Can you smell what the Bender is cooking?!

Fry: 'I do! [Bender hands him one.]

Leela: 'Where did you get those?

Bender: 'Found them dead on board the ship--

[Just when Fry was about to take a bite out of it he hands it back to Bender.]

Fry: 'No thanks Bender.

Bender: 'Fine, I'll just give it to Zoidberg again, for a cost.

Leela: 'There's alot of ships ahead of us.

Cut to: Outside PE Ship. Thousands if not millions of space ships fly past the PE ship heading the opposite direction.

Cut to: Cockpit.

Fry: 'Why are they all leaving?

Bender: [pointing at something] 'I think that's the reason. [Fry and Leela look out the window to where he's pointing to see the sun which is bright red and significantly bigger than before.]

Leela: 'My God the sun is a red giant!

Fry: 'Our sun is not that old.

Bender: 'Let's get outta here!

Leela: 'No, we have to save my parents-- [A text message from her parents pops up on her wrist thingy saying "Leela, don't go back to Earth, we made it out of the Solar System on a refugees ship".] Never mind. Let's go live in one of the Earth like Human colonies.

Bender: 'Wait, the sun sees to be turning less red and getting smaller?

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. The very top of the tower of Planet Express is firing a purple beam of light making the sun go smaller and turn less reddish looking.

Scene: Outside Planet Express. The sun is yellow and normal looking in the sky, many space ship descend down from the sky.

Cut to: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the staff sit around the conference table.

Hermes: … which concludes the review of the movie I saw last night. Anyway the question we've all been asking how did you make the sun young again Professor?

Farnsworth: 'I fired the same time-altering Chronitons from the Bubbling Geezer Hot Spring Spa at the sun to euthasised it, saving Mercury from being swallowed up by the sun. [Everyone cheers.]

Leela: 'Wait, how did the sun suddenly turn into a red giant?

Farnsworth: 'No-body knows.

Scene: Out in deep space a huge dreadnought war-ship about 3 times the size of the Nimbus, looking like a gigantic red and black mechanical cuttlefish flies past an asteroid, then disappears with a blinding flash of red light.]

The End