Fan Fiction

A Little Discussion
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Locker Room. Steam fills the room, Leela and Amy both naked can be seen showering.

Amy: 'Leela?

Leela: 'Hmm?

Amy: 'Do you got any back problems from how big your … well "girls" are, when compared to mine?

Leela: 'No, actually. I keep exercising my back muscles to support my "girls", so I don't get back problems.

Amy: 'Oh. So how do you feel when guys look at you down there instead of your face when your talking to them?

[Leela laughs.]

Leela: 'Well, I can't blame guys for looking, they are more visually oriented than us. But yeah it can be annoying at times.

Amy: 'Yeah.

Leela: 'I don't mind Fry looking though.

Amy: 'He-he, I feel like our "girls" are a form of mind control.

[Leela laughs.]

Leela: 'Yeah, maybe so.

[There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a Bending Unit, Leela and Amy scream.]

Amy: (shouting) 'Bender! Just don't pop out of nowhere like that!

Leela: 'Did you just teleport in here?

Bending Unit: 'Sorta, I'm a U-J-Bender?

Leela: 'What's a U-J-Bender?

U-J-Bender: 'Oh never mind. Can I make a porno of you two in the shower? [Leela kicks him knocking him over.] Awwwww! Why not?!

Amy: 'Because we've both got boyfriends, like my Kif.

Leela: 'And my Fry.

U-J-Bender: 'Oh you two are loyal and boring. [He disappears with a blinding flash of light.]

Leela: 'Eh, Fry doesn't find me boring.

Amy: 'Nor my Kif.

The End