Fan Fiction

By Rush

The very old... very... very-very..... very, very old man known as Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, was a bald headed man, whom wore a white lab coat, with a light green jumper underneath, light green pants, a pair of blue slippers and a pair of extremely thick glasses. He sat fast asleep, snoring loudly on a orange arm chair around the conference table.

But then the humanoid trashcan like robot named Bender stormed into the room, to glare angrily at the fan fiction writer Rush, for describing him as 'humanoid' through an invisible window (that Bender only can see) into another universe.

"Humans are evil! All Humans worship Hitler and Justin Bieber as God!" he shouted.

"Eh, wha?!" said Farnsworth in confusion after being rudely awoke by Bender.

"You heard me! All Humans worship Hitler and Justin Bieber as God!" he shouted again.

"No, they don't."

"Yes they do! The Internet said so!"

"Hah, are you sure you were not just reading a trollpost?"

"Uhhhh... Yeah, well Humans are still the most evil bastards in existence."

"Actually no. Time and time again it has been proven all sapient species have the potential to be just as evil bastards and just good as us Humans."

In a fit of rage Bender slammed his fist on the table.

"No! You're wrong! Humans are the most evil!" he roared.

"Oh, shut up you misanthrope!"

"No! You shut up!"

Farnsworth readjusted his glasses and gave him a curious look. "Why are you acting like this?"

"Well... the truth is, I'm jealous of how evil Humans are! I mean, how am I supposed to compete with that?!" he shouted pointing out the window at a pink blimp that advertised Justin Bieber.

"You can't! Mwahahaha!"

Bender walked out of the room looking down at the ground sadly.

The End