Fan Fiction

Bender's Shiny Adventure
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's And Bender's Lounge. Bender sits on the couch watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad, outside the window hover cars fly past in the sunny sky.

Bender: 'This is boring! [He takes something out of his chest cabinet.] Time to get high! [He sticks a red USB stick into the back of his head.] Oh, yeah that's the stuff! [A Rainbow Pony with wings flies through the window smashing it.] Rainbow Dash?!

Rainbow Dash: 'Hi Bender!

Bender: 'Hi Rainbow Dash! [Bender climbs onto her back taking hold of her neck for grip.] Yay, let's go!

[Rainbow Dash flies back out the window.]

Cut to: New New York. Rainbow Dash with Bender on her back fires laser beams from her eyes vaporizing panicking people in the street and blowing up hover cars.

Bender: (laughing evilly) 'Mwahahaha! Take that Humans! Feel the wrath of friendship!

[Rainbow Dash flies up higher into the sky.]

Cut to: Earth. Rainbow Dash flies out of Earth's atmosphere, then fires a blue particle beam from her mouth blowing Earth up in a massive fiery explosion.

Bender: 'Yay! I didn't like Earth anyway!

Cut to: Mars. Rainbow Dash flies towards Mars, once just outside Mars' atmosphere she fires a particle beam blowing up Mars.

Bender: 'Yay! I hated Mars too. [Rainbow Dash now starts to fly through space at such tremendous speed she creates a rainbow colored trail of dust in space.] Yay! [Rainbow Dash now creates massive blinding Rainbow colored explosions, which destroy stars and planets, and as Rainbow Dash goes even faster the explosions get so big they destroy whole galaxies as Rainbow Dash flies through the universe destroying it.] Yay!

Back to Reality: Bender is just sitting on the couch with rainbow colored eyes laughing.

The End