Fan Fiction

Bending The Bank
By Rush

Scene: Big Apple Bank. Everyone is queuing in an orderly fashion when suddenly Bender stormed in wearing a black balaclava over his head.

Bender: (shouting) 'Everyone get down on the ground this is a stick up!

[Everyone remained calm looking at Bender weirdly.]

Sal's Voice: 'Buts you're nots even armed?

[Bender takes Pinkie Pie the pony out from his chest cabinet holding her as if she was a rifle.]

Pinkie Pie: (growling gritting her teeth) 'Grrr!

[Everyone along with even security guards scream dropping to the ground.]

Bender: (shouting) 'I've got a Pinkie Pie and I'm not afraid to use it!

Sal: (shouting) 'For God's sake, open the vault for him!

[Bender sighs.]

Bender: (sadly) 'You know this isn't what Pinkie Pie would do. Sorry everyone, I'll just go.

[Bender walks out of the bank.]

The End