Futurama

Fan Fiction

Bendytubbies
By Rush

At dawn the sun with a Bender face smoking a cigar rises over the horizon upon a hill in the countryside.

[The Bender Sun laughs evilly while his eyes turn bright red, it then proceeds to fire red laser beams from it's eyes at poor defenseless rabbits vaporizing them.]

Bender Sun: (laughing evilly) 'Mwahahaha, muwhahaha, muahahaha, buahahaha! [It fires lasers at some local forests setting them alight.]

[A submarine telescope comes out of a hole in the ground with a speaker.]

Announcer: [on speaker] 'Time for Bendytubbies! Time for Bendytubbies! Time for Bendytubbies!

[The Bendytubbies come over the horizon.]

Announcer: 'Drinky-Winky!

Drinky-Winky: 'Drink-Winky! [He takes a 750 Ml bottle out from his chest cabinet containing some greenish liquid marked on the bottle in red "Ryncol" which he then starts drinking out from.]

Announcer: 'Smokes-See!

Smokes-See: 'Smokes-See! [He puts another cigar into his mouth.]

Announcer: 'Porn-Laa.

Porn-Laa: '….. [He looks at his porn magazine.]

Announcer: 'Crime-Po!

Crime-Po: 'Give me that! [He pulls the porn magazine out of Porn-Laa's hands.]

Porn-Laa: 'Aww! [He takes another porn magazine out from his chest cabinet, then looks at it with his eyes zooming in.]

Announcer: 'Say hello!

Bendytubbies: '…... [They run off laughing evilly.]

Cut to: Countryside. The Bendytubbies run past Noo-Bend who drives around in circles.

Noo-Bend: 'Yay!

[Justin Bieber runs past Noo-Bend dodging red lasers beams being fired from a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing him. The Tyrannosaurus Rex roars, then catches up with Justin Bieber, eats him, and then burps.]

Noo-Bend: 'Yay! [Crime-Po runs up to him stabbing him with a knife.] Ow!

Crime-Po: 'Ha ha!

[Crime-Po shoots Noo-Bend with his gun.]

Noo-Bend: 'Ow! [Crime-Po runs off laughing evilly.]

[Then the twins known as Jedward run past Noo-Bend dodging red lasers beams being fired from a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing them. The Tyrannosaurus Rex roars, then catches up with Jedward, eats them both, and then burps.]

Noo-Bend: 'Yay!

The End

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