Fan Fiction

Cheeseburger Apocalypse
By Rush

Cheeseburger: [deep cold robotic voice] 'Cheeseburger? A label created by the Hamburgers to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply... are.

Scene: Space. A vast fleet of giant Cheeseburgers flies towards Earth.

Scene: New New York. The Cheeseburgers fly over New New York firing thick red laser beams which blow up buildings and hover cars and vaporize people to dust.

Scene: Planet Express: Attic Balcony. Farnsworth holding onto the railing watches in horror as the Cheeseburger Apocalypse is upon them.

Farnsworth: 'It's a Cheeseburger Apocalypse!

[Farnsworth opens his eyes to find himself in bed.]

Farnsworth: 'I shouldn’t eat cheese anymore before I go to sleep. [He rubs his chin.] But maybe … just maybe this is happening right now in a different parallel universe?

Scene: Parallel Universe: Planet Express. A Cheeseburger descends down from the sky firing a huge thick laser blowing up Planet Express.

The End