Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Chronicles of Universe Jumping Bender
By Rush

Scene: Dark Space. There is a huge blinding flash of light outside at the edge of the universe and an U-J-Bender about half the size of the universe appears.

U-J-Bender: 'What is this a tiny universe? This is insane! [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]


Scene: Outside Planet Express. There is a huge blinding flash of light at the front entrance to the PE building, followed by the appearance of a huge U-J-Bender as tall as Planet Express.

U-J-Bender: 'OK, what? [Farnsworth can be seen walking out the front entrance of the PE building.]

Farnsworth: 'Hey, you not gonna smash my home again are you? Wait, you're not as big as the other Bender?

U-J-Bender: 'What the hell is going on? How come I'm so big?

Farnsworth: 'Well it seems you are from an universe where everything is bigger than us and the universe is bigger itself.

U-J-Bender: 'How?

Farnsworth: 'From creating smaller and smaller copies of an universe using the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker by placing boxes on it that contain universes, there's far more one than one universe doing such things, these things catch-on you know.

U-J-Bender: 'Oh. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]


Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff sit around the conference table. There is a tiny blinding flash of light in the middle of the table, followed by the appearance of a tiny U-J-Bender who's only about one inch in height.

Amy: 'Aww, look at the little tiny U-J-Bender.

Everyone: 'Aww!

Tiny U-J-Bender: (squeaky voice) 'Please don't crush me. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of Tiny U-J-Bender.]

The End

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