Futurama

Fan Fiction

The End of All Bends
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's And Bender's Lounge. Bender sits on the couch with his eyes closed. The room is dark, for the only thing bringing light into the room is from the TV showing Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

[We see Bender is searching on Google for porn.]

Bender: [searching Google] 'Hmmm..... Hmmmm.... Oh what's this. [He clicks into a site called "Ships With Big 400-ton Booties." When the site opens a large text appears in red "This Site Has Been Blocked By SOPA".] (shouting) Noooooooooooo!! [He takes laser a pistol out from his chest cabinet and shoots himself in the head blowing hardware out from his head, he then collapses on the floor dead.]


Scene: Bender wakes up on the couch with a start screaming.

Bender: (screaming) 'Ahahahahahahahahhhhaaa! [He tries to calm himself down.] It was just a nightmare, SOPA didn't pass. [He goes back to sleep.]


The same dream happens again and Bender click into the site called "Ships With Big 400-ton Booties." When the site opens a large text appears in red "This Site Has Been Blocked By PIPA".]

Bender: (shouting) 'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [He takes laser a pistol out from his chest cabinet and shoots himself in the head blowing hardware out from his head, he then collapses on the floor dead.]


Bender: (screaming) 'Ahahahahahahahahhhhaaa! [He tries to calm himself down.] It was just a nightmare too, PIPA didn't pass either. [He goes back to sleep.]

The End

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