Fan Fiction

By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff are seated around the conference table, apart from Farnsworth. In the middle of the table there is a white sheet covering something.

Bender: 'So how much longer do we have to wait?

Hermes: 'For exactly one second. [The doors open behind them, followed by Farnsworth walking in with his hands in the air.]

Farnsworth: 'Good news everyone! [He walks over to the conference table, then takes a seat there.] I'm going to show you my latest invention.

Bender: 'Duhhhh!

Farnsworth: 'Behold the Pony Synthesis Ray! [He pulls the sheet up to reveal a glowing with pink light sphere shaped metal device with a big red round button on top of it.] I call it the PS Ray for short.

Leela: 'What does it do?

[Lightning strikes in the background while Farnsworth laughs evilly.]

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'It makes everyone in the entire universe become Ponies from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!

[Everyone gasps in horror.]

Bender: (shouting) 'Stop him!

[Farnsworth presses the button on the Pony Synthesis Ray, followed by a rainbow colored explosion blasting out from it, which sends all the Planet Express staff flying into the air in all directions.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. See through rainbow rays blast out from Planet Express spanning outwards in all directions. Any Robot, Humans and Aliens alike near the rays or is hit by the rays (the rays go right through people as if they were transparent, not damaging their bodies whats so ever) are turned into Ponies (giving them their cutie marks too); like Pegasi (Ponies with wings), Unicorn (Ponies with a horn on their heads) Earth Ponies (Ponies with neither wings nor horns) and Alicorns (bigger than the other Ponies; have both wings and horns.). This causes panic (screaming and running in terror to get away from the rays.) as the rays begin to travel throughout the city, even going through buildings (Without damaging the buildings, them being transparent to the rays as well as people.) making them become Ponies within the buildings.

Cut to: Earth Overview. As the rays go beyond New New York picking up speed, going faster and faster, we comically hear the sounds of people screaming around the world.

[The rays then travel beyond Earth in all directions, all across the universe rays come turning everyone in the entire universe into Ponies, we now comically hear the sounds of people screaming all cross the universe.]

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the Planet Express staff stumble off the floor and gasp in horror seeing their new Pony bodies.

Everyone: (shouting) 'Farnsworth!

[Farnsworth laughs evilly.]

Farnsworth: (voice over) 'And so everyone in the entire universe were Ponies forever and had Pony babies too. Also just look on Deviantart for Futurama Ponies to see what we'd look like. I can't wait to see some fan fiction from others of the fallout of this event, yet perhaps there are universes where we were Ponies right from the beginning.

The End