Fan Fiction

Farny's Doomsday Device
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Professor Farnsworth holding a hammer uses it to bang on a; glowing with blue light, sphere shaped, metal device on a metal table.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Work damn you!

[Fry walks in.]

Fry: 'Hey Professor, whatcha working on?

Farnsworth: 'Oh, it's just my latest Doomsday device.

Fry: 'Wow. What does this one do?

Farnsworth: 'Oh nothing serious, it just opens a hole in the space time continuum sucking everything inside and destroying the entire universe once activated.

Fry: (nervously) 'Uhhhhh, why would you invent such a device?

Farnsworth: 'Fry don't worry, it's got a reset button that automatically activates after five minutes recreating all life and the universe itself in less than a second.

Fry: 'Oh, that's good. But, doesn't it seem a little pointless don't you think?

Farnsworth: 'Yeah, you're right. [He picks up the Doomsday device and throws at bin in the corner of the room, missing the bin causing the device to hit the wall making a blinding flash of light.] Oh crap!

[The Doomsday device explodes creating a white rip in the universe sucking both Fry and Farnsworth in, followed by rapidly sucking in; the Earth itself, the sun along with the nine planets, local stars, the Milky Way Galaxy, local galaxies and beyond until nothing is left but plain white emptiness and the Doomsday device.]

Narrator: 'Five minutes later.

[The Doomsday device beeps recreating the universe in a blinding flash of light bringing us back into Farnsworth's Lab.]

Fry: 'Man, that gave me a headache.

Farnsworth: 'Me too.

Fry: 'Professor how many times was the Earth invaded?

Farnsworth: 'Oh many times.

Fry: 'Like what?

Farnsworth: 'One time we were invaded by; Giant Carrots, then Giant Space Rabbits which ate the carrots liberating us, many alien invasions, and giant cute colourful things who could fire laser beams from their eyes.

Fry: 'What things?

Farnsworth: 'Oh wait, that was a dream.

Fry: 'What where they in your dream?

Farnsworth: 'They were cute Ponies.

[In the corner of the room the lid of a pink parabox goes flying into the air, followed by the Pony Pinkie Pie sticking her head out of the box.]

Pinkie Pie: (shouting excitedly) 'Did someone say Ponies?!

Farnsworth: [shouting and pointing a Pinkie Pie.] 'Pinkie Pie get back in your own universe!

Pinkie Pie: (sadly) 'Awww!

[Pinkie Pie ducks her head back into the parabox.]

The End