Scene: Egypt. The pyramids can be seen in the background, and the universe itself look like real life. There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of an U-J-Bender.
U-J-Bender: 'What .... [Looking all around him.] Huh? Now, this universe is way to real! I don't fit in the landscape and background of existence at all. It's almost as if I'm a cartoon character. Wait, that means, I am a cartoon character? Eh, [He waves his hand.] could be worse. At least I'm not Japanese Anime. And I'm not getting any Internet! I want porn dammit! What year is it? [He closes his eyes.] 1534 BC? [Some Egyptians walk over a hill, and see Bender then turn and run screaming.] Oh, crap. If only I knew, Arabic. Then I'd tell em: I want you to build me a massive statue up to the sky of me that will make people remember me forever or face my wrath!
[There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]
[Time Lapse. In the background there are Egyptians gathering, one Egyptian rubbing his chin who seems to be the Pharaoh is looking at a stone tablet of Bender.
[Time Lapse. There is a statue slightly taller than the biggest pyramid of Bender with his arms in the air and his eye narrowed angrily. Bender comes out of an U-Box with his purple camera.
Bender: 'Well, they did do their best. [He takes a picture, then jumps back into the U-box.]