Fan Fiction

Futuremon: Episode 6: Grassland
By Rush

Scene: Fry continues to walk along a country grassland path towards snowy mountainous land in the distance.

Fry: (thinking) 'I think I should catch some Pokemon. [He throws a Pokeball, letting Bender out, who quickly puts away a circuit diagram while his antenna goes down at rapid speed.] (curiously) Bender what were you looking at!

Bender: (shouting) 'Nothing-where-did-you-get-that-idea-shut-up I-don't-be-asking-you-questions-leave-me-alone-alright!

Fry: 'OK. Wanna catch some Pokemon?

Bender: 'Hell yeah! Let me just get my weapons inside my Pokeball. [Fry presses a button on the Pokeball, and Bender goes back inside. Fry then presses the button again to let Bender out, who holds an AWP Sniper Rifle.] Let's hunt some Pokemon!

Fry: 'Uhhh, don't you think using guns on Pokemon is cheating?

Bender: 'Nah, I think it's only cheating if you use guns on non wild Pokemon.

Fry: 'Well OK, if you think so. [Bender takes aim in the sky and shoots a Pidgeotto.]

Bender: (shouting) 'Head shot! [A dazed Pidgeotto falls onto the ground in front of Fry.]

Fry: 'I guess Pokemon are nearly invincible. [He throws a Pokeball, which captures the Pidgeotto, who doesn't even put up a fight. The Pokeball hovers back to Fry's hand. A Caterpie comes out from long grass.]

Bender: [taking something out from his chest cabinet] 'Hey look, a Caterpie! [He throws a grenade at the Caterpie, the Caterpie screams in terror, then the grenade explodes, leaving the Caterpie in a daze.]

Fry: 'Alright! [He throws a Pokeball, which captures the Caterpie, who doesn't even put up a fight.]

Bender: 'Here's an idea, you give me your Pokeballs and wait here, while I'll catch Pokemon for you.

Fry: 'Deal. [He hands Bender dozens of Pokeballs.]

Cut to: To Bender running through grassland laughing evilly while shooting random Pokemon with a M16 Assault Rifle, and not even capturing them.

Bender: 'Haaahaahhahahah! [He takes a gray walkie-talkie out from his chest cabinet.] (speaking into the walkie-talkie) Flexo, send planes to bomb those Pokemon! [Dozens of bomber war planes in the sky carpet bomb a herd of Tauros.] Oh yeah, take that you stupid Pokemon! [A Nidoking is charging towards Bender from the distance.] Flexo, launch a tactical nuke on that Nidoking! [A tactical nuke missile from the sky hits Nidoking, leaving the Nidoking in a daze.] Aww, yeah! He's a powerful Pokemon! [He throws a Pokeball, capturing the Nidoking, who doesn't even put up a fight. Bender goes back inside his Pokeball, then comes out holding a laser mini gun, which he uses to shoot a sleeping Snorlax.] Eat this Snorlax! [He throws a Pokeball, which captures the Snorlax, who doesn't even put up a fight.] I think I caught enough Pokemon for for the moment.

Cut back to Fry making out with Leela, who moans sexually. Bender with his weapons put away comes into view walking towards Fry and Leela.

Bender: (thinking) 'Ah Fry's, lucky again. I don't know how you do it!

Scene: Mallet Town. Outside Leela's Apartment. Leela's apartment in this parallel universe is just like her apartment in New New York, Planet Express can be seen in the background.

Cut to: Leela's Bedroom. Fry is in bed making out with Leela, who is on top of him.

To Be Continued