Fan Fiction

Hair Drying
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Hanger. Fry presses a button on the Planet Express Ship's engines using them to dry his hair. Leela comes into view, who hits the emergency shutdown button.]

Leela: 'What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!

Fry: [pointing to his radioactive hair] 'And great lift!

Leela: 'Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?

Fry: 'Why not have Garrus do it?

Garrus' Voice: 'Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Pan over to the conference table to see Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect sitting at the conference table with the staff of Planet Express, he wears his blue power armor drinking out of a white mug of coffee marked in black with "N7".]

Leela: 'No you're not.

Garrus: 'Yeah well, I should be going, I have to do some calibrating. [He stands up, then walks over to a blue cardboard Parabox marked in black "Mass Effect 101" then jumps into the parabox.]

The End