Harbinger of Waffles
Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's And Bender's Lounge. Fry sits on the couch picking his belly button.
Fry: 'My mom says not to pick my bellybutton. [His head explodes setting the couch on fire.] (speaking without a head) Yay! [Somehow his head regrows back in a instant.] Aww!
[Bender walks out from the kitchen holding a laser minigun.]
Bender: 'Yay! [He opens fire on Fry, Fry laughs hysterically while is body is being sprayed with lasers vaporizing it.]
Fry: (somehow speaking) 'Good one Bender. [His body regenerates coming back alive.] Yay! [He runs towards the window jumping out through it smashing the window.]
Cut to: Fry laughing hysterically while he falls down Robot Arms landing on the pavement making a bone breaking sound.
Fry: 'That was fun! [He fires laser beams from his eyes hitting Justin Bieber on the opposite side of the street vaporizing his body.] Take that Justin Beaver! [Fry then shape shifts into a sweet waffle covered in cream.] (deep cold machine voice) I am the Harbinger Of Waffles! [He shape shifts back into Fry, then walks across the pavement meeting Amy wearing only a pink bra and a miniskirt with two hooker bots with her.] Hey Amy.
Amy: 'Hey Fry. [Fry continues on his way, while a red sports hover car pulls to Amy with Zapp in it dressed as Santa Claus.]
Zapp: 'Ho ho ho!
Scene: Planet Express: Sub Basement. Zoidberg who is naked is chained to a metal table with Pinkie Pie next to him holding a butcher knife.
Zoidberg: (happily) 'Yay, I'm gonna be slowly and painfully tortured to death and made into Cupcakes!
Pinkie Pie: 'Yay, you're gonna taste fishy.
Cut to: Upstairs in the kitchen to see Farnsworth and Hermes sitting on the kitchen table licking their lips.
Farnsworth: 'Oh I can't wait to have those Zoidberg cupcakes.
Hermes: 'Me too! [He fires laser beams from his eye blasting a hole in the wall.] Oops, silly me!
[Leela runs in with a red lightsaber cutting both their heads off.]
Farnsworth: (somehow speaking sounding disappointed while crossing his arms) 'Now, Leela! What did I tell you about cutting people's heads off?!
[Leela looks down sadly turning off her lightsaber.]
Leela: (sadly) 'I'm sorry.
Farnsworth: 'Oh, it's alright! I forgive you. [Farnsworth's and Hermes' head regrow.] Leela, where's Amy?
Leela: 'Oh, she's left this place and decided to become a hooker.
Hermes: 'Let's go watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!
Leela and Farnsworth: (shouting excitedly) Yeah!
[All three run off giggling.]
Cut to: Lounge. Leela, Farnsworth and Hermes sit down on the couch, and Farnsworth turns on the TV showing the opening of the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Narrator: [woman's voice on TV] 'Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land.
[Pinke Pie walks in holding a trey of red cupcakes.]
Pinke Pie: 'I made Zoidberg cupcakes.
Leela, Farnsworth and Hermes: 'Yay! [All three grab a cupcake each, then all three take a bite out of the cupcakes. They're eyes go wide and they vomit on the floor.]
Farnsworth: 'These taste like garbage!
Zoidberg's Voice: 'Of course they do, I eat garbage! [Zoidborg walks in wearing his normal clothes.]
Hermes: (shocked) 'Zoidberg?! I thought you were killed by Pinkie Pie?!
Pinkie Pie: 'Yes, I did kill him. But I also cloned him back since he's my favorite Futurama character.
[Hermes falls to his knees crying.]
Hermes: (shouting) 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Farnsworth's Voice: 'Can you make cupcakes out of me?
Pinkie Pie's Voice: 'No, you tasted like rotten old meat last time I made cupcakes out of you.
Farnsworth's Voice: 'Awwww.