Fan Fiction

Heavy Ship
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Ship's Cockpit. Leela sits in the driver seat while Fry sits in his usual seat next to the coordinates controls.

Planet Express: (robotic female voice) Warning! Massive weight detection in crew's sleeping quarters.

Leela: 'Fry, can you check that out?

Fry: 'Do I have to?

Leela: 'Yes.

Fry: 'Why?

Leela: 'Because when we get to Earth we might crash land into the sea? [Fry doesn't seem to care at all.] Ireland.

Fry: (shouting) 'Oh my God!

[Fry runs out from the cockpit.]

Cut to: Outside The Crew's Quarters. Fry presses a button on the door causing a huge pile of bricks to fall on him that cover his whole body in bricks.

Fry: (shouting) 'Ow! Ow! OW! Bender do you have brickiarrhea again?

Bender: 'Yes

Scene: Space. Two ships look like old-fashioned pirate ships and even have sails fly towards the Planet Express ship and fire cannon balls at it, causing dents along the hull.

Cut to: Outside The Crew's Quarters.

Leela: (on intercom) 'Quick load the torpedoes!

Planet Express: (robotic female voice) Out of torpedoes.

Leela: (on intercom) 'Great, just great.

[Bender busts out from the room carrying a large load of his bricks.]

Cut to: Cockpit.

Bender: (on intercom) We can fire my bricks at them!

Leela: (on intercom) 'Good! Is Fry at the turret?

Bender: 'Um Fry's bones are broken.

Leela: (shouting on intercom) 'What?!

Bender: 'It's a long story.

Cut to: Ships Torpedo Room. Bender loads a torpedo launcher with his bricks.

Cut to: Space. Bender's bricks blast out from the Planet Express Ship like shotgun shells (whole bricks) shattering both the Space Pirates' ship halls followed by blowing them up.

Bender: (voice) 'Bricks are better than cannon balls.

Narrator: And so Fry, Leela and Bender got home safely. And Fry got his bones fixed at the hospital.

The End