Futurama

Fan Fiction

Hundreds Of Years Backward
By Rush

Scene: Outside Planet Express. A large crowd of Westboro Baptist Church members stand outside Planet Express holding stupid offensive politically incorrect signs, some of which are; Robosexual Marriage Is Wrong, Robots Should Not Have Minds Of Their Own, Aliens Have No Souls Like Dogs, God Hates Zoidberg, Aliens Should Go Back Home To Their Own Planets, Human And Aliens Marriage Is Bestiality, Gays Are Gay, Let's Not Have Intergalactic Civilization Anymore, Adolf Hitler Was Right. In the background Police Officers hold back an Angry Mod of; Humans, Robots, and Aliens wanting to get at the Westboro Baptist Church members.

Pan over to Fred Phelps, who's head is in a jar hovering in the air among his Westboro Baptist Church members, who shout what the signs they hold say.

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'You're all going to hell!

Leela: [Leela opens a window high above Planet Express] (shouting) 'You are all racist! [She closes the window. Scruffy opens a window slightly above her.]

Scruffy: 'Second! [He closes the window. Fry and Bender open a window slightly below him.]

Fry And Bender: (shouting) 'You suck! [They close the window.]

[Farnsworth leans out of the lounge window.]

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Will you shut up?!

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'No!

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'What do you want?

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'Fire Amy Wong!

[Amy leans from the window next to Farnsworth.]

Amy: (shouting) 'Hey?!

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'There she is, the Alien lover!

Amy: (shouting) 'So what is I am in a relationship with Kif Kroker?! Many other Humans are in relationships with Aliens?!

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'You are a demon from hell!

Amy: (shouting) 'What? You people are hundreds of years backward... scratch that, thousands of years backward.

Fred Phelps: (shouting) 'Demon, your words are meaningless to us! Farnsworth to save your soul, fire Amy Wong!

Amy And Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Oh shut up and get lost! [They both pull the blinds down over the windows.]

Cut to: Planet Express: Hanger. All the staff of Planet Express enter the PE Ship.

Farnsworth: 'Let's go to some other planet for awhile till they are gone. It must have been hell in your time Fry, you couldn’t just fly away in your space ship to get away from these idiots.

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. The hanger doors open, followed by the Planet Express Ship flying out going out to space, the hanger doors close up afterwards.

The End

Buddies