Fan Fiction

Important Meeting
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Conference Room. All the Planet Express staff sit around the conference table.

Farnsworth: 'We are gathered here today to discuss who is best Pony. If you have any questions, raise your hand. [Zoidberg raises his right claw.] Yes Zoidberg?

Zoidberg: 'How is this work related and what's the point of--

Farnsworth: 'Quiet you!

[Hermes next to Zoidberg punches Zoidberg off his seat.]

Hermes: (shouting) 'This is a very important meeting Zoidberg!

Zoidberg: 'OK-OK.

[Zoidberg sits back down on his seat.]

Farnsworth: 'Anyhoo, I think Twilight Sparkle is best Pony.

[All the Planet Express staff gasp in horror apart from Zoidberg.]

Bender: 'Nuh-uh, (shouting) Rainbow Dash is best Pony.

Hermes: (shouting) 'No way mon, Applejack is best Pony!

Fry: (shouting) 'No way man, Derpy is best Pony!

Amy: (shouting) 'Pinkie Pie is best Pony!

Leela: (shouting) 'No, Scootaloo is best Pony!

Scruffy: (shouting) 'Princess Luna is best Pony!

[They all glare angrily at one another apart from Zoidberg, then suddenly start fighting by punching and kicking one another (apart from Zoidberg) while shouting who they think is "Best Pony".]

Zoidberg: (shouting) 'You're all crazy!

[Zoidberg runs out of the room making whooping sounds.]

Cut to: Lounge. Zoidberg is now safe in the lounge away from the rest of the Planet Express staff.

Zoidberg: 'Stupid Bronies.

The End