Futurama

Fan Fiction

Interruptions Of Doom
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The next morning, the staff sit around the conference table as Hermes shows a chart to them.

Hermes: '…. which concludes the summary of the porno movie I saw last night with my wife. Now, I want you to look at this chart and notice there are---

[Bender burps flame into the air, then throws his bottle of Jack Daniels over his shoulder causing it to smash on the floor.]

Hermes: (angrily) 'Bender!

[Bender lights himself up a cigar with a small red red lighter.]

Bender: 'What Hermes?

Hermes: 'Never mind. Anyway as I was--

[Bender burps more flame into the air causing his cigar to burn up all at once.]

Bender: 'Aww, no! [Bender lights himself up a cigar with a small red red lighter.]

Hermes: 'Anyway, if you look at the chart you will notice that--

[In the corner of the room Pinkie Pie sticks her head out of a pink Parabox.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Do you have any cupcakes?

Hermes: 'No, we don't have any cupcakes! Now, get lost and go back to your own universe you annoying talking pony.

Pinkie Pie: (crying) 'Awww, you're mean! [She wails in sadness, then ducks her head back into the box.]

Hermes: 'Now, as I was saying-- [There is a crash, followed by U-J-Bender falling through the ceiling landing on top of Hermes knocking him over.] Ow! Get off me! [U-J-Bender disappears in a blinding flash of light, then Hermes stands back up.] Anyway as I was saying---

[Pinkie Pie sticks her head out of the Parabox again.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Are you sure you don't have any Cupcakes?

Hermes: 'I thought I told you to get lost?! (shouting) Well get lost already!

Farnsworth: 'Now Hermes don't be so rude. (to Pinkie Pie) Yes, talking demon pony thing, we have cupcakes. [Pinkie Pie gasps in joy her face lighting up.] But we're not sharing any of them!

Pinkie Pie: (sad) 'Aww, you're greedy! [She ducks her head back into the box.]

Hermes: 'Now, as I was saying-- [There is the sound of Ice Cream Man outside.]

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Good news everyone the ice cream man is here!

[Everyone gasps in joy, then runs off leaving Hermes.]

Hermes: (sadly) 'Oh just forget the whole meeting.

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. All the Planet Express staff queue up to the hover Ice Cream Van parked just outside Planet Express.

The End

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