Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Journey Home
By Rush

Scene: Space. The Planet Express Ship can be seen flying through space.

Cut to: PE Ship: Cockpit. Leela sits in the driver seat, Fry sits at the co-ordinates controls, and Bender sits at the autopilot reading a red book called "Everyone drops bricks".

Fry: 'So, when will we be back home, Leela?

Leela: 'Not that long Fry, we are nearing the Andromeda Galaxy. [Fry looks confused.] It's near the Milky Way. [Fry still looks confused.] The Milky Way is our home galaxy, where Earth is.

Fry: 'Oh. [Bender stands up.]

Bender: 'I'll be back in awhile.

Leela: 'Are you gonna make us something nice to eat ... for once?

Bender: 'I saw a few rats on board earlier, want me to find and cook em up for ya?

Leela: 'Um, no thanks.

Fry: 'Yeah, no thanks Bender.

Bender: 'Fine, OK. [He walks off out of the cockpit. There is a brief silence.]

Fry: 'Are we there yet?

[Leela sighs.]

Leela: 'Fry, don't start.

Fry: 'Oh, OK. Can we play "I Spy" Leela?

Leela: 'Alright, you go first.

Fry: 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with: A.

Leela: 'Andromeda Galaxy?

Fry: 'Ahh, you got it.

Leela: 'Alright, my go. I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: M.

Fry: 'Ummmmmmm, ahhh. (excitedly) Oh wait, the Milky Way!

Leela: 'Yep. You're go Fry.

Fry: 'I can't think of anything.

Leela: 'OK, I'll go again. I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: B.

Fry: 'Ahh, ummm. [He sees a brick on the floor.] Brick?

Leela: 'Yeah, Bender's gotta stop leaving them around.

Fry: 'Yeah, sometimes he does that. Anyway, I spy with my little eye something beginning with: S.

Leela: 'Space?

Fry: 'No.

Leela: 'Stars?

Fry: 'Yep.

Leela: 'Alright, I spy with my big only one eye something beginning with: C.

Fry: 'Chair?

Leela: 'Nope.

Fry: 'Umm, computers?

Leela: 'Yep.

Fry: 'Alright, I spy with my little eye something beginning with: G.

[Leela laughs.]

Leela: (sexfully) 'Oh you're cheeky aren't you, it's my "girls" isn't it?

Fry: 'Ahh, yeah.

Leela: (sexfully) 'Come here sweetie. [Fry walks over to Leela, Leela takes hold of his hand smiling at Fry, who is looking down at Leela's "girls", Leela giggles.] My face is up here sweetie.

Fry [breaking out of the trance.] Oh, I'm sorry Leela. I didn't mean too--

Leela: 'It's alright Fry, you are my boyfriend, and I wouldn't blame you for turning near zombie like from looking at me there. [Leela closes her eye.]

Fry: 'Thanks Leela. [Fry and Leela French kiss passionately. Bender walks in seeing Fry and Leela kissing, his eyes zooms in on them. Leela pulls away breaking the kiss, looking embarrassed and a little red in the face.]

Bender: [zooming out his eyes.] 'Oh, don't mind me.

Leela: 'Sorry you had to see that Bender.

Bender: 'No problem, I'd like to see a whole lot more. [Leela narrows her eye at him.] Can I make a video of you two having s--

Leela: 'No!

Bender: 'Awwwww, you're mean! I just was gonna put the video on the Internet for everyone in the whole entire universe to see. [He walks back out sadly looking downcast.]

The End

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