Futurama

Fan Fiction

A Lost Dusty Tale Of Yonder
By Rush

Scene: Dungeon. U-J-Bender appears in a dark dungeon, the only thing bringing light into the dungeon is the odd torchlight on the wall along the corridor, the sounds of water dripping can be heard.

U-J-Bender: 'Where the hell am I?

Voice (deep demon like voice) 'Hey, over here! [U-J-Bender turns around to see a Bending Unit wearing a suit of armour and a helmet looking remarkably like Sauron's, additionally the helmet has horns.]

U-J-Bender: 'Who are you?

Bending Unit: 'I am Saurbend.

U-J-Bender: 'And I'm Bender.

Saurbend: 'Greetings Bender. Perhaps you could free me from this cell?

U-J-Bender: 'Uhhhh....

Saurbend: 'I can make it worth you're while.

U-J-Bender: 'I'm listening.

Saurbend: 'I can make you rich and powerful beyond your wildest dreams, and give you the key to immortality, all I ask, is if you can set me free.

U-J-Bender: 'Uhhh, I have a rare ability to read minds unlike most U-J-Benders, so let's see into that mind of yours and what your intentions would be if I released you. [U-J-Bender looks into Saurbend's mind.]


Saurbend's Mind: We see Saurbend raising his claymore on top of Mount Boned, below him his massive vast army of Orcbends, Trollbends, Dragons (Robots) stand attention.

Saurbend: 'The power of darkness has risen again. [His army roars and laugh evilly in celebration.] Victory is at hand, our enemies are weak, their numbers are few, it is now time for the final war against the Bendlings. [His army roars and laugh evilly in celebration.] Their lands will be stained with their blood and you shall feast on their flesh.... metal. [His army roars and laugh evilly in celebration.] March to war servants of darkness, spare no-one, the end of the Bendlings is soon at hand! [His army begins marching.] (quietly) There will be no dawn for Bendling.

[Saurbend's army rampages across Engbend, laying waste to the countryside, burning forests down, and burning villages down and killing their terrified fleeing peasant inhabitants all the while at the same time spreading the shadow of Angbend across Engbend for the sky becomes dark with stormy marmalade clouds.]

[Lonbend burns with Saurbend's army roaring (celebrating) in the streets.]

[Pirate Town burns with Saurbend's army roaring (celebrating) in the streets.]

[Durlago burns, Saurbend's army roaring (celebrating) just outside.]

[We now see a large cue of chained Bendlings being pushed by Orcbends towards a slaughterhouse mill, where the sounds of sawing blades, screams of Bendlings, and the laughing of Orcbends can be heard.]

[The world is now covered in the shadow of Angbend, once green lands have now become barren volcanic wastelands of just ash and dust with volcanoes, the sky above has those dark stormy marmalade clouds.]


Back to the Dungeon.

U-J-Bender: '….. Your something I don't want to unleash. [He disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Saurbend: 'Locked in here, forever I guess.

The End

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