Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Marvellous Misadventures Of U-J-Bender
By Rush

Scene: Earth: Desert. Fry walking in the desert returns to Bender and Farnsworth are just hanging around outside the Time Machine.]

Fry: 'You know, all in all, I had a good life. What you say the three of us grab a six pack and watch the universe end?

Farnsworth: 'Hear, hear!

Bender: 'That's basically what I do every day.

[He pulls out a six pack.]

[Scene: Time machine. They all open their beer cans and toast.]

Fry: 'To the end of the universe.

[He pulls the switch. The machine starts ticking. They sit down and wait. Outside the sun explodes and the Earth crumbles before them.]

Fry: 'So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.]

Farnsworth: 'It's an Universe Jumping Bender, grab him! [Fry, Bender and Farnsworth grab U-J-Bender, who struggles fruitlessly to stop them holding him.]

U-J-Bender: 'Hey let go of me, I'm now homophobic from what I've seen in weird universes where I saw myself making out with myself, (shouting) damn you fanfiction.net!

Farnsworth: 'Relax, we just wanna hold onto you until you pop into another universe, followed by us with you. [The second big bang happens.] It's a second big bang?! (shouting) Quickly, let go of him! [Fry, Bender and Farnsworth let go of U-J-Bender.]

U-J-Bender: 'Thanks for letting go of me. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]

Farnsworth: 'It appears this universe looks exactly like the old one!


Scene: Concert. Justin Bieber is on stage before his screaming fan-girls.

Justin Bieber: 'I just wanna see everybody because I love you guys, bu-- [A plastic bottle thrown from the crowd hits him.] Ow! That didn't feel good! [In the crowd near the stage there is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender, drinking out of a bottle of Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.]

Crowd: 'It's a robot! [U-J-Bender throws the bottle at Justin Bieber hitting him on the head knocking him to the ground. (And many of his fan-girls scream: Oh my God!)]

U-J-Bender: 'Take that Justin Beaver! [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]


Scene: Planet Express Ship. Leela's Cabin. Fry and Leela naked make out in bed with the blankets covering them.

Fry: 'It's great to have the autopilot on.

Leela: 'I know, but also-- [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.] (screaming) Ahhh! [She covers herself with the blanket and sheet.]

Fry: 'Bender, how did you get in here the door was locked?

U-J-Bender: 'Can I watch?

Fry And Leela: 'No!

Bender: (sad) 'Aww! [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]

Bender (from outside) 'Hey, what's going on in there? I heard my voice!

Leela: 'It was an U-J-Bender.

Bender: 'Oh.

The End

Cubert: 'You really must have to much time on your hands.

Rush: 'Eh!

Cubert: 'Right, think you could of made the fan fiction longer?

Rush: 'Eh!

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