Fan Fiction

The Multiverse Madness Continues With UJB
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Nudar and the two other scammers Schlump and Fleb stand in-front of the time-sphere, while the PE staff and Nibbler look in horror.]

Nudar: 'Stand back you wing wangs. I'm gonna try out this timesphere with a quick test drive to yesterday.

Farnsworth: 'Bullpie! You can't go mucking about in the past without creating paradoxes.

Nibbler: 'I'm afraid he can. It's a paradox correcting time code. It all works perfectly. Except when it rips open the universe. Don't do it, I beg you ...

[Nudar steps into the time sphere, Nibbler's voice fades out and everything outside is in slow motion]

Nudar: 'Yesterday please, and make it snappy.

Crew: 'Wha???

[Two Nudars walk in a door.]

Nudar #1: 'Hello.

Nudar #2: 'Howdy.

Bender: Hey! What the ...?

[Crew gasps]

Zoidberg: 'There was one, but now there's two.

Nudar #1: 'Nothing gets past you eagle eye. I went back to last night and met the me of that time for a drink. One thing led to another and we ended up at my place, or should I say our place.

[Nudar and Nudar' "kiss", everyone else look in disgust.]

Leela: 'Blech!

Nudar #1: 'Oh come on ya bunch of prudes.

Farnsworth: 'This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot. I know a paradox when I see one [Farnsworth leans back on the smelloscope. A screw pops out and the scope crushes the second Nudar.] Whaaa? [The PE Staff gasp.] Ahh, paradox resolved. Someone get a mop!

[There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a Bending Unit. Everyone gasps.]

Farnsworth: 'Who in sweet Zombie Jesus are you? [He looks at Nibbler.]

Nibbler: 'I don't know, he didn't seem to come out of a time-sphere.

Bender: 'As if things weren’t confusing enough already, and I bet it's gonna get even more confusing. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a second Bending Unit.] See?

Farnsworth: 'Who the hell are you?

Bending Unit #2: 'We're Universe Jumping Benders, but you can just call us U-J-Benders. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of the first U-J-Bender.] UJB sounds like a cool name for Universe Jumping Bender. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]

Bender: 'Well, that was weird.

Scene: Yivo's Heaven. Cut to Farnsworth and Wernstrom walking through the gates, which close once everyone is inside.]

Yivo: 'Welcome, welcome, everyone. Oh, you look so beautiful. I wish I'd had more time to straighten up. My harps are just lying everywhere.

Amy: 'Oh, relax, it's fine. It looks lived in.

Yivo: 'Let's heat up some leftovers and then spend eternity together. I have only one request. Now that you're here, promise me you'll never, ever communicate with any other universe.

Fry: 'We promise, Yivo. As far as we're concerned, you're the only universe in he world. [Fry kisses a tentacle. Leela gags in disgust. There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of a U-J-Bender, on his chest cabinet written in gold says: Lord Of The U-J-Bs.] Bender?

U-J-Bender: (powerful deep god like voice) 'I am not Bender! I am The Lord Of The Universe Jumping Benders.

Fry: 'What?

Yivo: 'Can you please leave?

Lord UJB: 'Not until you free these people from your mind controlling power! [One of Yivo's tentacles hits Lord UJB, which is blocked by an electrical force surrounding him.]

Yivo: 'A forcefield?

Lord UJB: 'We can do this peacefully, without any violence or we fight. [Many of Yivo's tentacles hit Lord UJB, which are all blocked by an electrical force surrounding him.] So be it! Come to me my Universe Jumping Benders! [Thousands of blinding flashes of light happen everywhere, followed by the appearances of thousands of U-J-Benders.] Bring them back home! [They grab people disappearing shortly after with them going with them, more and more U-J-Benders pop in grabbing people then popping back out with them going with them.]

Scene: New New York. U-J-Benders appear holding people, which they then let go off then pop back out.

Pan to planets throughout the universe. U-J-Benders can be seen returning people to their homeworlds, then popping back out again.

Scene: Yivo's Heaven. Lord UJB is the only one there.

Yivo: 'You took everyone away from me, [He flicks one of his tentacles.] just like that? [The U-J-Benders return.]

Lord UJB: 'I could have you destroyed now, but I shall not. Do not be so forceful upon people next time, or you will be destroyed.

Yivo: 'OK. [Lord UJB along with his U-J-Bender disappear with blinding flashes of light.]

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry, Leela and Bender sit on couch watching TV, Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is on.

Bender: 'Now, I don't mind them being mind controlled this way!

The End