Fan Fiction

Ramaing Down The O-Rama
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Bender sits with his foot cuffs on the conference table smoking a cigar, while the other Planet Express staff eat off plates covered in pancakes.

Fry: 'I like pancakes.

Amy: 'Me too.

Leela: 'Food fight! [They start throwing pancakes at one another laughing. Scruffy walks in, shakes his head, then walks back out again.]

Fry: 'Lesbian kiss! [Leela and Amy make out.]

Zoidberg: 'I like this! [His head fin goes up.]

Hermes: 'Me too.

Bender: 'What the hell is going on?! [Bender's head explodes. Everyone stops food fighting.]

Fry: (shouting) 'Oh my God! Bender killed himself!

Leela: 'That bastard! [Goes back to making out with Amy.]

Fry: 'Man, am I itchy. [Zoom to Fry scratching his ass. Pan to Bender who's head is back, who lights up himself a cigar using his middle finger as a lighter.] I don't know how you did that?

Bender: 'Me neither. (shouting) Alight, just stop it!

Staff: 'Oh, OK. [They all sit back around the conference table.]

Bender: 'OK, you're more crazier than usual today and I think you all need to go to an insane asylum at some point. [Everyone nods.] Let's just sit here to try have a normal and uneventful day. [Leela roars like Godzilla firing a laser beam from her eye blasting a huge hole in the wall.] Where did you learn to do that?

Fry: 'Let's all run around in circles! [All the PE staff run around the conference table laughing.]

Bender: 'Just what the hell is going on here? [Looking at them running around in circles laughing.] Eh, might as well join them. [Bender laughing like a maniac joins the PE staff running around the conference table.

Farnsworth: (angrily) 'Ahhhhhh, I'm sick of this! [He roars like Godzilla, growing rapidly in size.]Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Farnsworth grows in size to about 500-feet tall and emerges from the hangar roof.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'I'm angry! [He walks down a street causing chaos by; knocking over buildings, kicking pedestrians into the air, firing fireballs from his eyes at random pedestrians setting them alight.]

Cut to: What's Left of the PE Meeting Room.

Fry: 'I like pancakes!

Bender: 'Yes, you said that before.

Leela: 'I like sausages!

Amy: 'I like pie!

Bender: 'Oh, this doesn't make any sense! [Bender's whole body explodes, somehow creating a even bigger explosion

Space. The Earth explodes as a sphere of explosions expanding at a rapid rate from where it once was.

Cut to: Mars. A wall of explosions come past it vaporizing it. The explosions continue to expand until the galaxies and space itself until all that is left is; plain white emptiness.

Scene: Bender opens his eyes to find himself lying on a couch in the lounge of his apartment.

Bender: 'Oh, just a weird freaky dream.

The End

Cubert: 'What was the point of all that?

Rush: 'There was no point.