Out Of Rushes
Scene: Drunk Eoin sits on his black office chair drinking out of a bottle of Captain Morgan in front of his computer rubbing his chin with a blank Open Office Document on his PC's monitor.
Eoin: 'I think I'm running out of ideas for my next half-assed crap Futurama fan fiction to write? Hmm. (shouting) Wait, I know! Something to do with Ponies again! [There is a blinding flash of light next Eoin, followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.] I gotta stop drinking.
U-J-Bender: 'Where am I now?.... Wait, I know you! You're Eoin, creator of fan fiction and parallel universes!
Eoin: 'Oh crap! [He stands up.] My own creations are coming to get me!
U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Sit back down. [He pushes Eoin back down on his seat.] Stop writing fan fiction!
Eoin: 'No! For I plan to write as many fan fiction as possible to till the day I die by sending them to an Admin to have them uploaded onto the Futurama Madhouse!
U-J-Bender: 'You call that a life?!
Eoin: 'Shut up! I created you!
U-J-Bender: 'What are you gonna do next Giant My Little Immortal Ponies who can fire laser beams from their eyes come to save the galaxy in Mass Effect 3 from the Reapers by the order of Lord UJB?
Eoin: 'Hey yeah, that's a good idea you got there, I think I'll write that.
[U-J-Bender grabs Eoin by the shoulders shaking him.]
U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Stop it Rush!
Eoin: 'Or what about an army of Giant Universe Jumping Benders in another fan fiction, who come to save the galaxy in Mass Effect 3 from the Reapers by the order of Lord UJB?
U-J-Bender: 'No, you've done enough fan fiction! In fact you by far have the most fan fiction on the Futurama Madhouse!
Eoin: 'But they could throw big bricks at the Reapers!
U-J-Bender: 'Still no! [U-J-Bender disappears in a blinding flash of light.]
Eoin: 'Yeah, I think I will write both of those fan fictions.