Fan Fiction

By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Bender who's eyes are shut sits in the middle of couch with Leela on the left and Fry on the right watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

Cut to: Inside Bender's Head. We see Bender on the Internet typing in Google "Reapers".]

Bender: (thinking) 'Let's see what those crazy Hobos were talking about.

Flashback: We see Bender walking past Gus and Dandy Jim holding cardboard signs marked in red "THE REAPERS ARE COMING!".

Gus: (shouting) 'The Reapers are coming!

Dandy Jim: 'There's no escape, they will destroy us all!

Back to the present: We see Bender entering the search in Google, the first result being "Reaper Mass Effect Wiki".]

Bender: (thinking) 'Hmm. [He clicks into it.]

[Time Lapse. Bender opens his eyes then runs out of the room screaming, Fry and Leela exchange looks.]

Cut to: Hanger. Bender grabs Nibbler who was scratching himself near the Planet Express Ship.

Bender: (shouting) 'I gotta stop the Reapers! [He runs up the steps of the PE ship, moments later the PE ship takes off blasting through the hanger doors.]

Scene: The Planet Express leaves Earth's atmosphere heading out to space.

Cut to: Cockpit. Bender sweating oil sits at the wheel of the ship while Nibbler to the right of him looks up at him confused.

Nibbler: 'Where are we---

Bender: (shouting) 'You can talk?!

Nibbler: 'Yes, but where are we--

Bender: (shouting) 'We're gonna stop the Reapers from turning you organics into DNA smoothies to make Reapers.

Scene: We now see the Planet Express Ship flying round and round the Milky Way Galaxy every five seconds in a time lapse sequence showing hours pass by seconds.

Cut to: Cockpit. Nibbler looks up look concerned at Bender who still flies the ship with five a clock rust on his face.

Nibbler: 'Bender, we've been flying the ship around the Milky Way for the last week, I don't think there's any Reapers at the edge of the Milky Way or anywhere in the universe for that matter.

Bender: (shouting) 'But even if there not here in this universe, they may find away to enter our universe, then destroy us all!

Nibbler: 'But don't you hate Humans?

Bender: 'Yeah... (sexfully) But sometimes I'm in the mood to get nasty with some squishy soft Human female, rather than the rough not so soft Fembots.

Nibbler: 'Is that the only reason.

Bender: 'That's the main reason all right, for no robot female can compare to the softness and tender feel of a Human female.

Nibbler: 'Any other reasons?

Bender: 'They are good to make fun of.

Nibbler: 'Yeah. Can we go home?

Bender: 'Yeah OK, I'm outta of beer and also food for you to give the ship Dark Matter anyway. [Bender turns the ship flying it into the Milky Way.] Oh, and by the way can you stop Leela from killing me?

Nibbler: 'Yes, I'll stop her from killing you.

The End