Futurama

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Parallel Anger
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's And Bender's Lounge. Late at night Bender who is stoned with his eyes half closed sparkling with electricity holding a Electric Snail in his hands which is giving him a electric shock and Fry who is drunk drinking out of a bottle of Captain Morgan are both slumped down on the couch watching the opening of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Fry: (drowsily) 'Hey.... hey... Bender.... hurrrrrr.... [Fry vomits on the floor.] (thinking) I think there was something in that drink.

Bender: (drowsily) 'Yeah.... man …. what … what's … is … it?

[Fry starts to shake his body from side to side.]

Fry: 'I … just … gots … great … idea.

[Fry falls off the couch onto the floor landing on his own vomit which he rolls around in trying to get back up.]

Bender: 'Wow... man... shares … us … it.

Fry: 'I … dare … you ... to… make … Pinkie promise … with …. Pinkie Pie!

Bender: 'Whoa …. man …. that's …. far …. out! (shouting) I'll do it! I Pinkie promise not to look up porn for the whole night.

Narrator: 'Five minutes later.

[Bender's whole body is shaking sweating with oil.]

Bender: 'I can't take it any longer! [He closes his eyes.] I'm gonna look up porn! [Just then there is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie.]

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'Bender!

Bender: 'Oh no!

[Suddenly Pinkie Pie's face becomes demonic.]


Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'You broke Pinkie promise!

Bender: 'I'm sorry, alright!

Pinkie Pie: 'Well OK, I'll forgive you this time.

[She disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Fry: 'Never, ever break Pinkie promise.

Bender: 'Indeed.

The End

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