Futurama

Fan Fiction

Question Of The Rama
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry, Zoidberg and Bender sit on the couch watching Everbody Love Hypnotoad.

Fry: 'Bender, I have a question.

Bender: 'Yeah, what is it?

Fry: 'What if Hermes divorced LaBarbara then marryed Zoidberg?

[Zoidberg head fin darts up.]

Bender: 'He'd never ever do that, certainly not for Zoidberg anyway.

Zoidberg: (sad) 'Awwww! [Zoidberg's head fin goes down, he gets up off the couch, then walks out of the room looking down sad.]

Fry: 'OK. What if we were dinosaurs?

Bender: 'We would eat one another I guess.

Fry: 'What if we were teletubbies!

Bender: 'We would watch TV all the time.

Fry: 'What if we were Pokemon?

Bender: 'I'd be the best and most powerful one!

Fry: 'Yeah, I'd say so. What if we were Digimon?

Bender: 'I'd be the best and most powerful one!

Fry: 'Yeah, I'd say so. What if we were Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

Bender: 'I'd be the best and most powerful one!

Fry: 'Yeah, I'd say so. What if we were transformers?

Bender: 'I'd be the best and most powerful one!

Fry: 'Yeah, I'd say so. What if twilight sparkle read twilight and got to the part where the vampires in twilight sparkle?

[Bender stares at him looking confused]

Bender: '….....What?

Fry: 'You know what if Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic got to the part where the vampires in Twilight sparkle?

Bender: 'She'd probably kill those lame pansy ass vampires!

Narrator: 'Meanwhile in a different parallel universe.

Scene: Twilight Sparkle walks out the front door of her house to meet Pinkie Pie running towards her holding the book Twilight.

Pinkie Pie: 'Hey Twilight, I got this book for you.

Twilight Sparkle: (shocked) 'Pinkie! How did you get that book again?! I thought I burnt it!

Pinkie Pie: 'Oh, U-J-Bender gave it to me. [She points her hoof at U-J-Bender, who is standing next to a tree.] (waving and shouting at him) Hi U-J-Bender!

U-J-Bender: [waving and shouting] 'Hi Pinkie Pie! [He disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Twilight Sparkle: 'Well, at least this time you yourself didn't travel through the multiverse to get the book.

Pinkie Pie: 'So are you gonna read it again?

Twilight Sparkle: (shouting) 'No!

Pinkie Pie: (sad) 'Awwww!

Narrator: 'Back in the parallel universe of Futurama.

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry and Bender still sit on the couch watching Everbody Love Hypnotoad.

Fry: 'Hey, Bender I have another question.

Bender: 'Yes, what is it?

Fry: 'What if we were Ponies?

Bender: 'Are you gonna keep asking me these ridiculous stupid questions?

Fry: 'Yes. Anyway as I asked, what if we were Ponies?

Bender: 'We would look girly, if we were Ponies.

Fry: 'Yeah, you're probably right. What if we could fire laser beams from our eyes?

Bender: 'I'd fire the most powerful lasers!

Fry: 'Yeah, I'd say so. What if my hair was black?

Bender: 'Leela would have had sex with you already!

Fry: 'Hey, that's not nice!

Bender: 'Hah!

Fry: 'What if---

[From the corner of the room Pinkie Pie sticks her head out of a pink parabox.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Hi!

Fry: [shouting and pointing at Pinkie Pie] 'Pinkie Pie! Get back in your own universe!

Pinkie Pie: (sad) 'Awww! [She ducks her head back into the parabox.]

Fry: 'Now, [Bender takes something out of his chest cabinet.] Bender I have some more quest-- [Bender puts a damp tissue over Fry's face, which causes him to close his eyes and fall asleep.]

Bender: 'Finally, [He puts the tissue away inside his chest cabinet.] I can watch TV in peace.

The End

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