Rain of the Bending Units
Scene: A desert planet like Mars with a brownish cloudy atmosphere can be seen in view.
[Pan down through the atmosphere to see a city made of red bricks consisting of a vast complex of brick walls and stairs made of bricks leading up to brick walls.]
[Pan to the outskirts of the city to see a vast amount of grey Bending Units, most are small standard sized Bending Units like Bender Bending Rodriguez, however a few thousand are about 500-feet tall exactly like giant Bender from "Anthology of Interest I" are gathered around a giant Bending Unit about 10 times bigger and taller than the other giant Bending Units, who wears a golden crown encrusted with jewels.]
Biggest Bending Unit: 'Six billion of you now stand with your dictator the Dark Lord Grey Big Bend out side are grand city Red Brick Bend, I demand we conquer Earth in a different parallel universe called "Universe Ramarush".
Standard Sized Bending Unit Below his Feet: 'Why?
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'Because we are running out of beer! [He takes a large white square sign out from his chest cabinet marked "Look Shocked" which he holds over his head, everyone gasps, and shouts "Oh no" unenthusiastically.] Plus we're running out of the things the make us look cool like: cigars! [He moves the sign up and down, everyone gasps, and shouts "Oh no" unenthusiastically.] And up to date porno mags! [He moves the sign up and down, everyone gasps, and shouts "Oh no" unenthusiastically.]
Standard Sized Bending Unit Below his Feet: 'You're nothing but a big fat bully.
[The Dark Lord Grey Big Bend stamps on him too crushing him like a pancake.]
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'Anyone else, (shouting) come on I dare you! [All the Bending Units remain silent looking nervous.] (normally) Right, [He places the sign back in his chest cabinet.] I will continue my speech, we may never need porno mags again, for this universe has the Internet, which give us all our porno needs. [Everyone says "yay" unenthusiastically.] Uh, well it looks like I have no choice! [He takes a remote control out from his chest cabinet.] Beginning Indoctrination Program Sixty Six.[The Bending Units gasp in horror with the last of their "free will" just before their antennas flash changing their personalities making then chant "kill all Humans".]
Bending Units: (chanting) 'Kill all Humans, kill all Humans, kill all Humans!
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'That's the spirit! However we're better off enslaving them rather then killing them, to make us beer and cigars in run-down poorly made factories! [The Bending Units roar excitedly with their fists in the air.] The age of the Human race is over, the time of the Bending Unit has come! Now let us get the jump on them by falling down onto all of Earth's major cities! [The Bending Units laugh evilly, he presses a button on the remote, all the Bending Units including the Dark Lord Grey Big Bend disappear with a blinding flash of light.]
Scene: New New York City Street. On a sunny day there are flashes of light happening in the sky followed by the appearances of grey dots falling from the sky, some of which are giant Bending Units falling down with them.
Cut to: Planet Express: Balcony. All the PE staff along with their families stand on the balcony.
Farnsworth: 'Evil U-J-Benders?! Get inside! [They rush inside, once all are inside the metal shutters go down as see in “A Tale of Two Santas”, then a thick blueish force field reinforce over the shutters, which makes a humming noise.]
[Pan to major cities around the world where the same is happening as well.]
Scene: New New York. The Bending Units fill the streets from falling down from the sky, while the giant ones that fall on buildings and people crushing them.
[Brief cuts to the same thing happening in major cities around the world.]
Cut to: New New York. The Bending Units stand up and begin pillaging, by mugging and beating people up, throwing their dropped out bricks at people, looting shops, raiding bars and off licenses for alcoholic beverages, lighting fires, while the giant Bending Units go about knocking down random buildings, throw their bricks the size of cars at people and building that dropped out of them (the bricks dropped out of them), and step on people as well as their own Bending Units by accident.
Cut to: Central Park. The park begins to fill up with robbed stuff as the Bending Units use it as a dumping ground for their loot.]
Cut to: Washington. Dark Lord Grey Big Bend with a few dozen giant Bending Units march towards the White House trampling on feeling DOOP soldiers and tanks. Two Microwave cannons on top of the White House fire at the giant Bending Units killing many of them, they then begin to fire on the Dark Lord Grey Big Bend which has no effect on him, Dark Lord Grey Big Bend craps a brick the size of a truck. Within seconds a white flag waves from the front window, and the microwave cannons cease firing.
Cut to: President's Oval Office. The giant Bending Units tear the roof off showing Nixon on his desk being hugged by Agnew.
Nixon: (nervously) 'Um, perhaps you'd like to rule the world, yes. [Agnew growls agreeably.]
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'Yes.
Scene: Outside Planet Express. Two giant Bending Units bang on the forcefield of Planet Express, their efforts on trying to break the building down come to no avail.
Cut to: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff sit around the conference table.
Bender: 'Can I not join them?
Bender: 'Aww! I wanna do my part in "Killing All Humans".
Farnsworth: 'Lock him in the closet! [They all grab him.]
Bender: 'Hey! [Carrying him off.] Wait, nooooo! [Shouting from outside of the room] Can't we talk about thissssss--
Cut to: Closet. Bender is thrown inside.
Bender: 'Ow! Hey, come on I was just joking! [They close the door.]
Cut to: Outside Closet. Scruffy with a blow torch and mask welds a metal door onto the closet.
Leela: 'What do we do now?
Farnsworth: 'We'll see if Earth's military forces can deal with the Bending Units. To the lounge! [They walk off.]
Bender: [shouting and banging on the door] 'Come on guys, let me out!
Cut to: Lounge. All the PE staff are gathered around the TV watching the News with Linda and Morbo.
Linda: 'We're all gonna die! [She runs off screen screaming.]
Morbo: 'Not quite, anyway Nixon has signed over Earth to the Dark Lord Grey Big Bend. Who has promised, a stop to the bloodshed in exchange for the enslavement of the Human race. Yet, despite this some of Earth's military forces are not backing down. Wait, I'm getting more reports of--
Scene: New New York. More flashes of light happen in the sky followed by the appearances of golden dots falling from the sky, some of which are giant golden Bending Units falling down with them. The Golden Bending Units fall down onto the streets from falling down from the sky, along with the giant ones fall on more buildings and people crushing them. Then the grey and gold Bending Units begin fighting and killing one another by wrestling and throwing bricks at one another (The grey Bending Units throw red bricks as before while the golden Bending Units throw gold bricks), the giant one stepping on the smaller ones etcetera.
Cut to: Outside the White House. A massive golden Bending Unit the same size of the Dark Lord Grey Big Bend wearing a silver crown encrusted with jewels walks towards him.
Dark Lord Gold Big Bend: 'Hey, I'm the Dark Lord Gold Big Bend and I want this planet now!
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'Over my dead body! [He dives on him, and they fight rolling about on the ground.]
Cut to: Farnsworth's Lab. Farnsworth presses a button on the wall.
Cut to: Outside Planet Express. There is a loud ringing noise coming from the building.
[The ringing noises travels rapidly around the whole planet, stopping grey and gold Bending Units from fighting one another.]
Cut to: Outside the White House. The Dark Lord Grey Big Bend throws his big red brick the size of a truck at Dark Lord Gold Big Bend while the Dark Lord Gold Big Bend also throws his big gold brick at him which is also the size of a truck. The bricks thrown by each hit them on the head, knocking them both on the ground.
Dark Lord Grey Big Bend: 'I was here first
Dark Lord Gold Big Bend: 'Well, it's mine now! [Pan over to see the Gold Bending Units and grey Bending Units standing together with one another along with the DOOP soldiers.] Oh crap! [Both the grey and gold Bending Units dog-pile on the two big bully Bending Units.]
Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. All the PE staff watch "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad" TV Bender is there too with them sitting on the floor.
Bender: 'Thanks for letting me out.
Farnsworth: [wearing his reading glasses using them to read a news paper with the head line "Rain OF The Bending Units".] 'Well it's over now, the two big bullies have been defeated and the Bending Units are doing their apart on undoing the damage when they were mind controlled by the two bully Bending Units.
Leela: 'Their actually nice and helpful unlike you Bender.
Bender: [shaking his hand side to side.] 'Eh, they're pansies.