Fan Fiction

Rama of Doom
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Farnsworth sits on his hover arm chair at the conference table alone.

Farnsworth: (thoughtfully) 'Hmm, I wonder if the ship's engines would need to be calibrated?

[Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect sticks his head out of a light blue parabox.]

Garrus: 'Did someone say calibrations?!

Farnsworth: 'Go back into your own universe!

Garrus: 'Awwww! [He ducks his head back into the parabox.]

Farnsworth: 'Ahhhh! I'm sick of this universe!

[He presses a big red button on his chair.]

Cut to: Earth. The Earth explodes as a sphere of explosions expand at a rapid rate.

Cut to: Mars. A wall of explosions come past it vaporizing it. The explosions continue to expand until the galaxies and space itself until all that is left is; plain white emptiness, leaving just Farnsworth sitting on his chair floating in nothing.

Farnsworth: 'Eh, on second thought this is even more boring. [He presses a button on his chair, and the universe is recreated in a second, and Farnworth is back in the Planet Express: Meeting Room.] There and back again.

The End