Fan Fiction

Rama Rangers
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. All the PE staff are assembled sitting on chairs while Fry begins to speak into the What If Machine's microphone.

Fry: 'What if life was more like Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers?

[The What If Machine's screen flashes purple briefly then shows on screen Fry and Leela in Central Park sitting on a bench throwing bread crumbs at ducks in a lake.]

Leela: 'No monsters attacking or alien invasions is always a nice thing isn't it Fry?

Fry: 'Yeah. Why can't we have more normal days like this where nothing crazy happens?

[They both disappear in a blinding flash of light.]

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. The place is exactly like Planet Express, the only difference is that there's a huge hologram of Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth's head floating above the conference table.

[Fry, Leela, and Bender who holds a small pink purse appear before Farnsworth's Head.]

Farnsworth: 'Bender! We've talked about this! No more robbing old ladies!

Bender: 'But it was Hattie!

Farnsworth: 'Oh, that's OK then.

Leela: 'Professor, why did you bring us here?

Farnsworth: 'Because Planet Earth is under attack by Lord Zapp yet again for the five hundred and fifty seventh time!

[Everyone sighs in annoyance.]

Bender: 'Let's just kill him this time and end this repetitive saving the Earth crap once and for all!

[Everyone nods in agreement. Fry's, Leela's and Bender's bodies sparkle brightly, then all of a sudden rainbow colored armor magically appear on Fry's, Leela's and Bender's bodies.]

Bender: (shouting) 'Go go Rama Rangers!

Scene: New New York. Zapp Brannigan (Lord Zapp) holding a red steal staff with a Z on it's tip walks down the street firing red laser beams from his eyes vaporizing random fleeing in terror people and blowing up hover cars.

Lord Zapp: 'I am Lord Zapp lord of evil and I have come to take over the world!

[Lord Zapp laughs evilly.]

Leela: (shouting) 'Stop right there Zapp!

[Lord Zapp turns around to see Fry, Leela and Bender.]

Lord Zapp: (shouting) 'You can't stop me!

Fry: (shouting) 'We can defeat you with the power of our rainbow lasers!

[Fry, Leela and Bender fire rainbow lasers at Zapp, which have little effect on him.]

Lord Zapp: 'Ow! [Lord Zapp suddenly grows rapidly into a giant.] How can you defeat me if I'm five hundred feet tall?! [Fry, Leela, and Bender join hands, there is a blinding flash of light and they turn into a giant robotic Godzilla monster twice as big as Lord Zapp.] (nervously) Oh no.

[Godzilla roars then picks up Lord Zapp and bites his head off.]

All the Planet Express Staff watching the what if scenario shout "Yay".

Lord Zapp's Voice: [on screen] 'You haven't seen the last of me!

Everyone: [both on and off screen.] 'Nooooooooooooooooooo!

The End