Fan Fiction

Remember Me Bender
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff (Fry sits very close to Leela who has an engagement Diamondillium ring, Bender sits next to Fry drinking out of a bottle of "Jameson Irish Whiskey" with his foot cuffs on the conference table) around the conference table. Farnsworth is standing in the middle on top of the conference table holding a green ray gun.

Farnsworth: 'Good news everyone! I have invented this memory ray, which I call the F-Memory Ray, that will make us--- [Bender laughs.] Well, I don't see you inventing anything?

Leela: 'Uh Professor, you already invented that last week.

Farnsworth: [scratching his head] 'Eh wha?

Leela: 'You won't remember things unless you use it on yourself Professor.

Farnsworth: 'Oh, that's right, I remember just throwing it in the hoarding pile of inventions of mine last week, I did invent it for the reason of me being forgetful and all.

Bender: 'And yet you forgot to use it.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Shut up! [To Leela.] (curiously) Why is Fry sitting so close to you?

[Leela sighs.]

Leela: 'Just use the memory ray Professor. [Farnsworth uses the F-Memory Ray on himself.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh, now I remember. Wait, is that a Diamondillium ring? How could Fry buy you such a trashy cheap weak ring by the make of Wernstrom?! My Diamondium is far harder and better looking!

Leela: 'I think it's fine.

Bender: 'And I stole it for them off Wernstrom--

Farnsworth: (angrily) 'Don't you dare say his name in my presence!

Bender: 'Believe it or not I did it for free.

Leela: 'Not, that I support crime or anything, but you know how much we all hate that guy.

Fry: 'Yeah!

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Ahhhhhh, dammit Bender! You should of stolen one of my Diamondium rings instead! [Bender looks at Fry and Leela in confusion, who both shrug their shoulders.] On an unrelated note, our very universe is nothing but a sci cartoon called Futurama, in our case we're just a fan fiction of it on the Internet on a site called the Futurama Madhouse in a different parallel universe to ours, in which they are viewing this right now through their universe and reading my sentence that is breaking the fourth wall. Well maybe not right now, though I think it's highly unlikely we'll get many views or replies like with many of Rush's fan fiction universes, well anyhoo seeing how short this insignificant glimpse into our universe really is, and the fact of author Rush's long history of bad unoriginal cheesy tedious repetitive fan fiction and not to mention spelling errors and bad grammar and possible other things, but who knows right?

Bender: 'Yeah, whatever you say you old crackpot.

The End