The Shadow Of The Bieber
Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry, Leela, and Bender sit on the couch watching the news on TV with Linda and Morbo.
Morbo: [On TV] '... and that is why Morbo wishes the complete and utter annihilation of the entire Human race. Linda?
Linda: 'In other news Justin Bieber has started cloning himself to sing at concerts all around the universe.
[Fry, Leela and Bender gasp in horror.]
Morbo: 'That's exactly why I want the genocide of the Human race... [He sighs.] You know what I'm sick of this. [He takes a laser pistol out from under the desk and shoots himself in the head splattering his blood all over the screen. Linda can be heard laughing.]
Linda's Voice: 'Don't worry we'll clone him back tomorrow. Anyway, we now take you live to Justin Bieber.
[Bender shoots the TV screen with a laser a pistol blowing it up.]
Bender: 'We have to kill all those Justin Bieber Clones.
Leela: 'We gotta stop them cloning this pansy!
Cut to: Justin Bieber wearing a pink sparkly jacket, black pants and pink boots, who sings "Baby" on stage at a concert at night, where hordes of his teenage fan girls scream at him.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby-- [A Tyrannosaurus Rex storms through the wall behind Justin Bieber running onto the stage where he eats Justin Bieber just as he tried to run away. The T-Rex roars at the crowd making them scream as they run away in a panic. Suddenly the T-Rex becomes wide eyed and vomits back up what's left of Justin Bieber on the floor.]
Cut to: Another Justin Bieber clone singing at another concert the same as the last one.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby-- [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie in front of Justin Bieber.] What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'You are both an insult to the color pink and singing! [With a flash of light Pinkie Pie turns Justin Bieber into a small pink Cupcake making his fan
girls gasp in horror, then picks up the Justin Bieber Cupcake and eats it.] (disgusted) Ewwww! [She vomits on the floor.] (shouting) Where do you think you're going?! [She sees the Jedward twins trying to sneak off back stage.] Die now! [She fires red laser beams from her eyes vaporizing both of the twins.] (happily) Yay, they are dead. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of Pinkie Pie.]
Cut to: Justin Bieber clone singing at a concert.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby-- [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender holding a laser pistol in front of Justin Bieber.] Please don't shoot!
U-J-Bender: 'You suck! [He shoots Justin Bieber with the laser pistol vaporizing him, then disappears in a blinding flash of light.]
Cut to: Justin Bieber clone singing at a concert during the day.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby-- [Suddenly a shadow covers a large area.] Huh? [He looks up to see a massive starship that looks like a Reaper from Mass Effect which lands in front of him making a extremely loud aggressive deep horn sound. Justin Bieber's fan girls run away screaming abandoning him.] Uh, nice Reaper? [The Reaper fires a huge big laser beam vaporizing Justin Bieber, then flies off into the sky.]
Cut to: Justin Bieber clone singing at a concert at night.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby-- [A small tear in the universe opens sucking Justin Bieber inside before closing back up.]
Cut to: Justin Bieber appearing in another dimension with a flash of light. The dimension is inhabited by giant Ponies walking around in a forest on a sunny day.
Justin Bieber: 'Where am I now? [A giant pink hoof stomps on him crushing him.]
Pan up to reveal it was Pinkie Pie's hoof.
Pinkie Pie: 'Stupid Justin Beaver.
Scene: Back in the other universe another Justin Bieber clone sings at a concert during the day on Mars.
Justin Bieber: 'Baby--- [One of the Native Martians ships flies into Mars' atmosphere and fires a laser beam vaporizing Justin Bieber.]
Singing Wind [voice on speaker] 'Listen, despite the fact we don't own this planet anymore, please don't disrespect our planet with such awful music sung by an abomination like that. Thank you. [The ship flies off.]
Cut to: Omicron Persei 8. Justin Bieber is on stage at a concert. The Omicronians seem surprisingly eager for Justin Bieber to sing with the smiles on their faces suggest. However when Justin Bieber starts to sing "Baby" the Omicronians look terrified blocking their ears screaming.
Pan over to Lrrr who is blocking his ears with his eyes closed and while Ndnd is crying and screaming in joy clapping her hands.
Lrrr: (shouting) 'Make it stop! Somebody shoot it!
Ndnd: (shouting) 'No, I love Justin Bieber!
Lrrr: (quietly) 'Oh the things I do to make you happy. [He speaks on a microphone.] Sorry everyone, my wife likes it apparently. However, you can all go if you wish. [Everyone runs away, just when Lrrr is about to run away he hears Ndnd's voice with her arms crossed looking disappointed with her eyes narrowed.]
Lrrr: (sadly) 'Awwwwwww! [He reluctantly sits back down next to his wife with is hand over his face crying being forced to listen to Justin Bieber.] (crying) You owe me a whole season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to watch with me for this.
Ndnd: 'Alright, fine.
Lrrr: 'Can I kill him after this?
Ndnd: 'Sure, there's many clones of him. But not before he signs my ass.
Narrator: 'And so the Justin Bieber clones still continue to be killed in strange and unusual ways.