Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Bending Tide
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Attic. The Time Sphere appears in front of Bender.

Flebb: A time sphere.

Bender: (robotic female voice) Antivirus engaged. [Bender's eyes turn back to normal] (shouting in normal voice) 'I'm free! [He takes a chain saw out from his chest cabinet while looking angrily at the three scammer aliens.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Blood splatters on a window while the sounds of screaming and a chain saw can be heard.

[Cut back to Bender covered in blood.]

Farnsworth: 'Yay, you killed them Bender!

Bender: I need a shower.

[Time Lapse.]

Scene: Planet express. Bender walks out of the shower room.

Bender: (thinking) 'Since I know the Machine language time code now, I could keep making paradox duplicates of myself, by only going one second back in time each time. [saying the time code.] 001100010010011110100001101101110011!

[2 Benders appear out from 2 time spheres.]

Bender #2: 'Let's keep doing this.

[Both Bender say the time code resulting in making now a total of 4 Benders who all high five one another.]

Bender: [all simultaneously] 'This is gonna be fun on the bun!

[All 4 Bender say the time code resulting in making now a total of 8 Benders who all laugh evilly.]

[8 becomes 16 and then 32 and then becomes.....

[Time Lapse.]

Scene: New New York City (much of the city is on fire) is in complete utter chaos as thousands of Benders mug random people, loot shops, and fight DOOP Soldiers trying to stop them. All the while many Bender keep saying the time code resulting in more and more Benders.

Scene: Planet Express: Room. All the Planet Express staff jump into a blue parabox on top of the conference table.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Let's get the hell outta here!

Scene: Space. Thousands of tears in the universe open up everywhere, with all manner of strange things pouring out from each tear.

Cut to: Giant domestic cats pouring out from one tear, while opposite that giant rabbits pour out from another tear.

[Both engage each other in battle by firing red laser beams from their eyes at one another vaporizing each other.]

Cut to: Mars. Viking themed hordes of Bender storm out from tears in the universe on the surface. The Viking Benders raid, burn, steal, and in general do what Vikings normally do.

Cut to: Earth. A huge massive grey (and growing rapidly) area (with many flashes of green light happening) can be seen going across North America.

Cut to: America. Mountains of Benders all piled on top of one another can seen as far as eye can see.

[Time Lapse. The entire Earth is covered in mountains of Benders.

Cut to: The Moon. The waves of Bender expand from Earth (expanding faster and faster) to cover the moon in Benders too.

Cut to: Mars. The waves of Bender come upon the Planet covering it in Benders.

[The waves of Bender continue to expand faster and faster until the galaxies and space itself is completely and utterly filled with Benders.

The End

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